Friday, August 31

A Trip to the Sex Shop for david

I have been hankering for a larger dildo for david, so I thought I would take him to the sex shop for a little public outing. There are lots of very pleasant and open women in there, so I thought it would be fun, and david thought it would be embarrassing for him. Right on both counts!

Whenever david goes, he tells me he sort of skulks in, avoids any help, picks out his stuff, pays for it shamefaced, and skulks out again hoping nobody he knows sees him going in or coming out. It would be a bit different this time.

I take him by the hand and lead him in. We got a few "hi!"s from the staff. I take him to where the dildo section is. A man comes up and asks us if we need any help. I look at david, and he is shaking his head a little no. This is not his fantasy. He wants to be humiliated in front of a woman. So I say "just browsing, thanks." and move on. But the man is hovering around still, making it awkward for me to get female sales assistance. Upstairs there is spanking stuff, so I decide to take him up there and come back later to the dildo section.

We go upstairs, and there we are greeted by a little cutie I have never seen before. A subbie girl with black hair, blue glasses, and a Betty Page cut. I pretend to be less experienced than I actually am, and tell her I had just read "Fifty Shades" and wanted to try some of this stuff out, but on my husband, not on me! The reason I lied was that I wanted to have her do all the talking so I could learn something, so it was a white lie.

She suggested blindfolds, gags, and restraints, and shied away from the spanking implements. I told her forget that, I wanted to spank him! david played along as well, pretending to be a newbie, and said, "but not too hard, right?" It was fun him playing my blushing BDSM bride! I asked her what she particularly liked, and she pointed out a few implements. She encouraged me to try them out on my arm to see what they felt like. So I did that, but then progressed quickly to trying them out on david's arm and then on his (clothed) bum! She did not seem to mind.

I got a big nasty flogger made of little metal chains (like those lamp chains?) and took a swing at david's ass with that. I sort of got it tangled in a clothes rack and knocked it partially over. david said "You're a menace!" and we both laughed as we righted the thing. I had to get it right though and tried again, and gave him a good one that made him jump!

One of the things I picked out was an evil looking hard rubber paddle, with little ridges and stuff all over it. I tried that on my arm and it really killed, so I turned david around and gave him a hard whack with that across the seat of his pants. He yelped and jumped, and rubbed his behind. The salesgirl, who was standing behind us, saw him rubbing his ass and laughed aloud. I told her I needed to buy this one. david disagreed. I overruled and told him this is the one I would use when the housework was not done! The salesgirl suggested my plan might backfire on me, and mimicked a little subbie saying "Ooooh! Housework's not done again. Do I get a paddling?" as she rubbed her ass for us!  I said in that case maybe I shouldn't paddle him unless he does the housework. david joked "I already don't get any if I don't do what she tells me". How shocking! My little shame artist.

At one point she said it was good being on the bottom, because you have complete control and can stop it at any time. david turned to me and said "you hear that?". I said, "can you show me the restraints?" There was wall of restraint kits there in fancy packaging, all of them featuring model type women tied up. david pointed this out and asked rhetorically why all the packaging showed women, as in "am I the only guy on this end of the whip?"

That got her going a bit, and she said that it's because contemporary marketing only has one image of beauty they use on packaging that they have conditioned us all on, and so on. You go girl! Right on! I picked out a nylon strap cross with arms and wrist restraints for holding him in a hog-tie. Sort of like this but nylon, and a boy would be in there, not a girl!


I told her I wanted it to use it in front, to hold him doubled over, as we were getting a bigger dildo for my strap-on next downstairs and this might be needed. She smiled.

We then went back downstairs, and headed back towards the dildos. Mercifully, a woman came up to us this time and asked if we needed any help. We certainly did!

I went right out and told her that I wanted to buy a bigger dildo to use in my strap on to fuck my husband with. "not too big..." david peeped. Both the saleslady and I had a good laugh at that. She asked how big our current one was, and I made david point to one about the same size. She picked a much bigger one and showed that to us. david panicked and said "no way!"

"Ok, then" she said, and picked another one, midway between. It cost $100 and she proceeded to do a salesjob on us, saying how natural it felt. I found it described online:

Fleshy, weighty, lengthy, and veiny – Adam is one beautiful dildo. Tantus’ Dual Density O2 line delivers maximum satisfaction through a realistically familiar feel. A Super Soft outside and a hard muscle core both made of Tantus’ own unique blend of 100% Ultra-Premium Silicone. Adam is available in three skin tones and features a bulked up base perfect for harness play.
Well I was sold! david looked a little nervous at that 1.5 inch fleshy looking baby, as his existing dildo is less than 1 inch and in a nice tame purple. I need to be preparing him for the real thing after all. I mean Deirdre (from Spanking My Husband) and I are thinking of meeting up and getting evan and david together for some 69'ing action while we paddle their asses. Don't bite down now, boys!

To further humiliate my little man, I asked the saleslady if she had any suggestions on how to prepare him for the larger dildo? She brought us over to the butt plug section and suggested progressively larger plugs he could hold inside himself. One line was called "The Anal Trainer". Priceless! She even volunteered that with certain models you can have him walk around town with it in.

I had enough stuff by now, and already have a vibrating remote-controlled butt plug for him which would be my definite choice for him wearing around town! So I just told her that I don't think I need that after all, that he would just have to take it "as is", "or else", and held up the vicious little rubber paddle from upstairs. She laughed out loud again.

I took david to the front of the shop to pay for our haul. There was another striking looking lady in horned rim pink glasses, a sexy outfit, and also a Betty Page cut, but clearly a Domme type (I wonder if the two were sexually related?). As she rang up the various items, I described their use on david, and she loved it as well. Nice full voiced laughs to top off our little adventure.

So now that I have my new dildo, david won't be getting off so easy anymore! Ha Ha!

39 comments:

  1. Well let's face it, he is one lucky man!

    Will be interested in hearing about your adventures with your new "toy", after of course a nice long spanking!
    Thanks and always
    Ron

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    1. Have not had the chance to take Adam for a spin yet, but will let you all know as soon as I do!

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  2. Dear Julie:

    Wow! I didn't expect to part of today's post!

    Well, it's true, Julie and I have been talking, and that's what she suggested: a 69 with paddling to encourage our husbands. Evan has never done anything sexual with another man before, but he is very similar to david in his identifying with the submissive women, so I think he would be on board with this plan. Personally, I would love to see him in action with another man. I am not sure why, but it's very exciting to me. Probably in part because it will freak him out a lot, and I like to see him squirm.

    Julie: I agree with getting a big dildo for your man. I have several dildos for Evan, but we have bought them all over the internet. I think it would be great to buy one in person with him sometime. I think that that would embarrass him a lot. What an excellent idea.

    Keep up the great work on your blog!

    Deirdre

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    1. I hope evan reads my blog also. This should be a little surprise, what you and I have in store for him!

      But I'm with you. I don't understand why, but I am really, really excited with the idea of making him suck cock! Especially with me there to paddle his backside in case of insufficient enthousiasm!

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    2. Don't you blaspheme, young man, or I'll ask Deirdre to have a word with you about respect.

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    3. Omg I am truly excited and aroused by your blog desciptopn of your visit to the Adult shop.I would love to have been in davids place, The statement you made about your husband and Diedre s husband forced to perform oral sex while being paddled blew me away!
      What truly fortunate men bro have had such understanding and supportive wives.
      Regards
      Jon

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  3. Dear Ms. Julie,
    i must say Your adventures are always an
    education.
    i have a fantasy where My Mistress takes me to a
    place, just like You described, but with a twist.
    i would then make a scene:
    "Boy, are you ever pretty!" i would say to the attending salesgirl, for all around to hear, and whistle and hoot, while her face turned red.
    For You see, i'd know i'd be safe, at least for
    the time being, knowing My Mistress wouldn't do
    anything in a public place.
    Later, however, would be something else again.
    Maybe that's what keeping me from trying it.
    -ricky

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    1. Oh Boy. If you did that with me taking you, you would definitely NOT be safe in the store. They have little change rooms, you know?

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  4. Oh my... just imagining Wife taking me on a similar trip. Whew! :)

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    1. This is about the "safest" public outing I've done, so no reason not to do it yourself!

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  5. i know david is going to love that remote-controlled butt plug in a public place! i had that done to me in a public library (Shsssh!). Very humiliating but the pounding She gave me when we got home was worth it;-)

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    1. Imagine how annoyed that librarian was, hunting around her library "what is that damned hum???"

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  6. Today,I ordered my wife's first strapon and can;t wait for it to arrive. I ordered online, though ;)

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    1. You are in for an ass-fillin' treat. Make sure you explain to your wife the difference between a good girl fucking, and bad-boy cunt-pounding punishment fucking! Ha Ha!

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  7. i have heard there some sex shop where you can try out the toys of spanking implement there either yourself or by somebody male or female working there. i heard some people has actually done this just letting you know this if you havent known this but sound like you already have known this

    another thing is i been to few sex shop myself and bought few spankings stuff once i even ask a girl who work there for a spanking she started laughing hard at me but she said no cause she dont do things like that and wasnt into spankings

    another thing i would do which i think be good idea is hold up a dvd with female spanking male or a magazine then pretend you dont know how much it cost and ask female sale person about the price. another thing i would say if a male like myself is holding magazine or dvd showing that stuff then ask about spanking implement the female sale person may get hint and understand the male like myself is into spanking and like being spanked by female from dvd or magaznie we holding


    Mike
    madison ohio
    age 41

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    1. I think it's easier when there's a woman taking you. I imagine they loosen up more!

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  8. Delightful post Julie! J in fact read this one and She is thinking of copying You a bit and taking me in for a similar experience! We have shopped together before but always in a more discreet way, but i believe You have inspired J to take us on a more explicit shopping spree soon.

    So....thanks (i think...gulp).

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  9. Perhaps david can write a customer 'testimonial' for the salesgirls to use in the future?

    I'm sure they'd love to be able to remark about how 'fulfilled' their recent customer has been with Adam!

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    1. Well... Looks like we have to work up to Adam a bit. Initial foray was not successful - poor boy...

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    2. Too bad about the initial effort. That classic 3 size anal trainer though may be just the ticket. Love the idea for an extended training session - very hot!

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    3. A little semi-public ass stretching is what he needs, for sure.

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  10. Can't wait for my turn. Your such an inspiration Julie.
    Dianne

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  11. One thought; one suggestion:
    "...A man comes up and asks us if we need any help. I look at david, and he is shaking his head a little no. This is not his fantasy. He wants to be humiliated in front of a woman...." Are you sure? Remember his reaction to this picture? I can't think of something too much more humiliating than having a male salesperson help your wife select a dildo which she will use to fuck your (david's) ass!!

    Due to david's failings, maybe you can use a harness and your new Adam friend to have david "man up" using a replacement cock. Of course, to keep his pesky little appendage out of the way, he'll either have to cum (and clean up) first, or tuck him safely out of the way while you have your fill! Better still, buy david a cute girlish harness of his own!!

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    1. Ooooooh...those are some 'spicy' ideas!

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    2. Here's a cute harness for david to wear... :-)

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    3. I'm not sure I want that monster in me! Honestly, I like it that he cums fast into me. We can get to the licking that much quicker!

      He is still ambivalent about males. He looked miserable when the male walked up, but excited at the prospect of being humiliated by a female. I aim to please.

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  12. Ms Julie, I see you continue to think about David sucking cock. Was wondering what mind games you might be playing to get him ready for this?

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    1. Not sure if you want to post this but i thought you would like this
      http://creampietime.tumblr.com/post/26492809261/hercumeater-hermoderndayknight-become-a
      might not be as subtle enough for David.

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    2. I tease david constantly about making him suck cock, or making him take it in the ass by a guy. I sometimes point out cute guys to him in the street and suggest it.

      Chicks with dicks? Just confusing!

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  13. Won't be getting off easy?

    I hesitate to contradict you, miss, but I bet david will be getting off quite well with those new toys...

    =D

    Please-please-please tell us the details of his first encounter with his new boyfriend Adam.

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    1. First encounter... not so hot. Failure to launch as in... ow ow ow ow ow ow!!!! It looks like he needs more time up front with a few toys of gradually increasing girth before his delicate little asshole is ready for Adam. Been planning in my mind an extended training session with Sue and Trina lending a hand... david in a bra bent over the back of the couch. An enema first. And then we can sit and chat, and change out his toy for a bigger one every 10 minutes or so, until FINALLY he can take Adam.

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    2. Will tickets be available thru StubHub?! :-)

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    3. "Live husband Fucking! One night only!"
      Ha Ha!

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