I was saving the best for last, and here it is! I actually spanked david at the nude beach, in front of lots and lots of people and then paraded him and his red bum all along the whole length of the beach back to our car!!
Here is a picture I found on the web of a couple at the same beach we were at. They are actually a scary close match to us. Those guys could be david and I. About the same age, and david is less in shape than I am. I even have the same sunglasses!
If you've been following along you know that I was up to some pretty kinky stuff with david. I made him ask to be paddled and ass fucked every single day. As it was punishment for even daring to suggest that I should take it up the ass from him ;-), I didn't give a damn who heard what, and made david leave the dildo, harness, and paddle out for the maids to see when they were cleaning. The hotel staff certainly knew who was receiving anal intercourse in this marriage! (see Back From Vacation).
We went to a very crowded nude beach and didn't do anything kinky (except take all our clothes off, of course!) as I was too chicken. Then we went to a much more quiet and secluded beach, and by a happy accident we got overrun by a huge gang of twenty-somethings, boys and girls, on Sea Doos. I made david go all naked for a swim in front of them (it was a nude beach after all, and they were all told that by their tour guide, but they all kept their suits on - only david was all bare naked). When he came to me (I was modestly dressed in swimsuit and wrap by then), I ear-pulled him and gave him one good smack on his backside where all those kids could see him get it. (see The Nude Beach). It's good for those young bikini-clad women to see how to treat a naughty male!
That was so much fun. Both our hearts were racing as I made him do it. His more than mine! But we were coming to the end of our holidays and I really wanted to do something outrageous with david. He loves being humiliated by me (though not at the time!), and I love humiliating him in sexy ways. And last but not least, I have my blog here to consider and I needed a juicy finale to our adventures. Yes, I do think of my blog when I am scening david. That's one thing I love about writing it. It inspires me to do things I wouldn't normally do, knowing I can share it here afterwards.
Anyways, from even before the vacation I was intent on taking david across my knee at a nude beach and spanking him red. When I got to the nude beach, I got all chicken about it the first time, and only managed one little slap to his ass the second time.
Here's the problem. You really get the sense that these people are just there to enjoy being naked in the sun. Sex is not supposed to be part of it, much less kinky nonsense. So I was feeling a bit guilty on that count to go any further. There were no children there, so that at least was cool. But then there was my worry on the crowded beach that there was somebody there who might recognise us. That would be very bad. I wasn't so worried about cameras, though. Those are banned and I didn't see any at all, but that was still a risk, that somebody might take one out and next thing you know I'm on YouTube spanking my husband!
So I was agonising the pros and the cons by myself. I didn't discuss with david at all. Our arrangement is that I make these decisions and he trusts me 100%. He knows I push boundaries, and it's my judgement call how far to push.
In the end, I decided we would spend some nice time on the nude beach, and just before we leave, I would put him across my knee, and then we would get the hell out of there before it got ugly. If people were reacting negatively around me it would only be a quick spank and then a skedaddle in shame for the both of us.
So we went back to the first beach. Here is the sign as you enter from the parking lot.
The first part of the beach is "clothing optional", and as you get further in it becomes "clothing not optional". The photo below shows it from the fully nude end looking back towards where the sign would be, way in the distance. It's a huge beach, and there are people three rows deep all up and down its entire length.
The above aren't my photos, I searched for them, as I did not have my camera out at all at the nude beach (and neither did david - that would have been a real spanking offence!).
As I mentioned in a previous post, most of the people on this beach are older and way out of shape, and almost 50-50 men and women. There are the occasional hotties and cuties walking by, though. I definitely considered myself amongst them relative to most of the crowd!
So we paid for our beach loungers and umbrella in the second row of three, and spent a couple of hours in the sun, getting up for the occasional swim. david was a total little exhibitionist slut, and went for a stroll up and down the beach, strutting his stuff for the ladies. Ha Ha! I was naked too, but tended to beeline into the water and back out again. I got a lot of looks. I could feel the men's eyes all over me. I didn't mind teasing them with my body. That was sort of fun. But no strolls for me!
As I was lying there, believe me that I had second, third, and fourth thoughts about what I was planning on doing. In the end, I decided life was too short. Who knows when we would get such an opportunity again, so that decided me.
I leaned over to david and whispered into his ear "are you going to trust me?" He was all like "oh no!". He knew a very public spanking at a nude beach was potentially in the cards for him from the first time we discussed our vacation destination, but now that the time had come, he couldn't imagine I would actually do that to him. "Are you sure?" he asked. No I wasn't, totally, but he wasn't going to know that. "Of course I'm sure - trust me." He nodded, and I started.
The first thing was that I asked him to put suntan lotion on me. There was not a lot of touching at the beach, but there was definitely some between couples in the form of suntan lotion application. I lay on my tummy and he massaged it into me. I'm sure that was drawing some attention, as it is pretty sexy. I told him to make sure to concentrate on my butt and thighs, as they were not used to being in the sun. Normally he's all over my butt in situations like this in private, but for some reason he was being bashful at the beach, and I needed to tell him to do it.
When he was done with my back, I flipped over and told him to do my front. I could see that his dick was already half hard at this point. I wanted it harder! There are few "safe" places on my front, so he rubbed the lotion onto my boobs, my tummy, and my legs. I told him he missed a spot, and directed him to my inner thighs, nice and high. I had my sunglasses on and looked around. Yup. We were being looked at. Nobody seemed cross with us, though, and there were a number of big dopey grins. Even the women had turned to look, and did not seem upset with us at all.
When he was done with my upper thighs, I sent him back down again, telling him I needed lots of lotion there. david knew what that meant. He knew darned well he would be lying with his penis across my greased up thighs before too long. I've made him cum that way before, from a spanking and him humping his cock across my lubricated lap. He well knows what I am capable of, and was very concerned that I would deal him the ultimate humiliation: a public ejaculation.
Before he could worry too much about that, I jumped up and said "Let me do you, sweetie!" in a saucy, innocent voice. I made david stand there, as I rubbed lotion all over him, including his tummy, and thighs from behind him, and then lingering on his ass, making sure to get the lotion up into his ass crack (I didn't want him to burn!), and in the process surreptitiously slipping a finger tip you know where (nobody could see that, though they could imagine based on where my hand was!)
"Oh david!" I said. "Just look at you. I can't take you anywhere!" What had started as a well-advanced semi-erection by the time he had finished lotioning me up, was by now a full blown hard-on which had sprouted from all my attention to him. david covered up with his hands. Bashfully.
Now, it's important to point out that no male was hard at that beach. Only david. Naturist rules are if you get an erection, it's no big deal, maybe just cover it with a towel, and go for a swim soonest to deflate it.
Instead of that, I made him stand there and publicly scolded him for it. I didn't use a mad voice. I used a voice like a disappointed mother might use with her child. I was not loud either. Just a normal voice I would use to talk to david. Enough to be overheard if anybody was listening, though, and they were.
"Put your hand out," I told him. And then squirted lotion onto it. "you need to do that part, I better not touch you there." (or he might "explode" I thought went without saying). david very quickly rubbed the lotion onto his cock while still covering up with the other hand.
"Let's see." I said, and walked in front of him, pulling his hands away. Rock hard. That's my boy. Right according to plan.
"What did I say I would do to you if I caught you hard at the beach?"
"I don't know..." he said in a small voice.
"I said I would give you a spanking, didn't I?" I answered for him.
Unbelievably, only a few people were actually tuned into what we were doing. There's a lot of "eyes forward" at the beach, and I guess some didn't think it was polite to stare. I knew I wasn't fooling anybody who was looking with the phony scene. I mean, I was responsible for getting him hard, in the first place. And the tone of voice I used was a playful one. I think they knew that we were acting out a fantasy.
There was one lady who looked especially interested, and was turned to face us. I made brief eye contact with her and gave her a little wink.
Then I sat on the end of my beach chair and pulled david down across my lap. OMG!!! I was actually going to do it! Remember, I was nude too at this point, and I could feel my husband's hard slippery cock on my thighs.
If he ejaculated across my lap while I was spanking him, I decided I would push him off me onto the sand with a big "Ewwww!", scold him for it, and make him clean it off me with a towel. How embarrassing would that have been for him??
I started spanking him with my hand.
The lady across from us, an American, asked me "Was he a bad boy?" with a playful twinkle in her eye.
I answered in a sultry voice that he was a VERY bad boy, and kept spanking him. Poor david tried hard to keep still, but my hand smacks jostled him across my lap, and then he just couldn't seem to resist publicly humping my thigh. What a little slut! Afterwords I teased him about being such a slut. He was mortified, as he knew he was doing it at the time, could not stop himself, but thought that his motion was so small it was imperceptible. It was not at all imperceptible. Almost amplified by the high position of his butt across my lap.
I reached down and picked up my rubber soled sandal that I had made sure was within easy reach.
That sandal can really redden a bum quickly, I knew from previous experience.
"He loves it." I told the lady as I started whacking his behind. That got more of a rise out of david. It was hard and fast. A very quick fifty. He was sooo red!!!!
Then I stood him up. He had managed to not cum across my thigh, but was still very hard, even after the smacking.
"Obviously I'll need to take care of that back at the hotel room" I told my lady friend. I left him standing there, covering up with his hands, as I slipped back into my bikini, slipped on my wrap, and packed up our stuff. I left david nude.
When I was packed and ready, I waved bye to the people around us who had seen the show. We had about six or eight true spectators I would say, and goodness knows how many who saw it. They all had grins on their faces, which made me very happy.
I grabbed david by the hand and pulled him along behind me. david knew enough to remain a step behind me in a situation like this. I paraded him the entire way, with a nice bright red bum!
OMG did we fuck our brains out back at the hotel!!!!!
It was very scary before I started, nerve racking as I was doing it, but ended really nicely with everybody having fun with it, and, most importantly, no jail time ;-)