Thursday, June 16

Husband Hosed and Switched

Well summer has finally arrived in Canada-land. My husband and I were outside cleaning up the patio. We had just bought a fancy new garden hose as our old one had sprung leaks. His job was to hook it up and figure out how it worked. Not so easy as it is an "X Hose". First you turn on the water, and the hose expands. And then you flip a valve, and the water flows. Very complicated for a hose.


I was doing some planting and must have looked very hot and sweaty, so my darling, darling husband thought it would be "fun" to try out the new hose on me. He didn't drench me or anything. It was just a quick squirt that caught me by surprise.

He wanted to play...

I threw down my gardening implements and chased after him. He gave me another little squirt as I came after him, but I managed to grab the hose from him with one hand, and grab him by his ear with the other.

I marched him into a corner of our small patio garden. "Strip!" I told him.

"Out here?" he complained, "Someone will see!"

"Good. Strip." I said, pointing the hose at him as if it were a gun. It wasn't serious. We were both giggling.

Our next door neighbors could theoretically see into our patio, but I didn't think they were home (and so what if they were!). The patio garden opens to the street in our residential neighborhood, but there's a relatively high fence around most of it, and our garage on one side, our house on the other. Somebody could walk in from the street through the patio gate, but what's the chance of that?

He started removing his clothes. I made him hand them all to me until he was completely bare naked. I put them down on the patio table and turned back to him. He was naked and cornered. I lifted the house and started spraying him. I adjusted the stream to maximum power and drenched the shit out of him! Ha Ha! I got closer to him and sprayed at all his dangly bits and between his ass cheeks. I stopped the hosing, made him face me with his hands on his head and back against the wall. I then took dead aim at his cock and balls and sprayed them hard from maybe five feet away. Ouchie! He covered and cowered and I just kept hosing him down with the cold water all over. Payback!

Squirt a Strict Domme Wife like me will he? I wasn't done yet.

I told him not to move. I got my garden shears and took a couple of fresh twigs from our trees. With my garden knife I prepared them into perfect switches.

Ms. Amber Pixie Wells (http://spankingpixie.com/).
No doubt cutting the switch to be used on herself,
but I can see her power and confidence shining through
that she could easily be cutting that switch to use on YOU!

I put one down on the patio table next to his clothes. The other I held in my hand and swished through the air a few times.

"Come here," I told him.

"oh oh..." said david as he approached me, all wet and naked. I grabbed his wrist with my left hand and then started switching him with my right.


In an attempt to get away he danced 360 degrees all around me, yelping and jumping as I switched his ass, legs, and flanks. We made another turn, and another, and another until I wore out that switch.

Then I took him to a tree against our back fence. I told him to wrap his arms around the tree and hug it. I ducked into the garage and came out with a short length of nylon rope. I quickly tied his wrists together around the tree. I am very good with knots.

I got the other switch I had prepared and came back to him at the tree. I then started whipping him with the fresh switch to his ass. He tried to shirk away from me but he could only get so far, tied up as he was and blocked from moving fully around the tree by the fence. But I was also a bit indiscriminate. Equally happy to switch his legs or flanks if they offered me a better angle.

I didn't know it at the time, and he did not use his safeword, but I injured his penis a bit against the tree. He rubbed it against the rough tree bark as he tried to avoid his switching. It wasn't too bad, but it was chaffed from the tree bark and might be sore for a couple of days. I am considering punishing myself for that. It was careless of me. Suggestions, sigh, welcomed.


At any rate, I did not know that at the time, so I wore out that second switch on him as well, shattering the end and breaking it in two as he made frantic cock love to the tree bark.  I told him he could stay there, tied naked to the tree, switch marked, and still wet, until I returned to untie him. It was warm and sunny so he would be fine. Then I went into the house leaving him there.

Of course, fear of discovery must have been uppermost in his mind. After about five minutes I left our house quietly through the front door and walked back around to the patio gate. I even put on my heels so he could hear them clicking as I came. I then yelled out in a disguised voice, "Hello? Julie? Are you there?"

I walked onto our patio from the street and he was just cowering there, tied to his tree. He was very relieved that it was just lil ol me! I untied him and kissed him and sent him inside to lick his wounds as I continued my gardening.

Overreaction to a little hose fun?  Maybe!

Here is what his bum looked like after his switching.
You know you're getting a bit "Internet famous" when you
search Google Images for "spanking marks from a switching"
and find you husband's ass on the top row!

That's pretty good too.

This one also

This is a girl. Nice neat lines though.
She clearly didn't jump around like my man did!

This little one got tied up then switched.
Sort of like I did to david, but I made him hug his tree,
which explains the chaffed penis!

93 comments:

  1. Hi Julie, no punishment spanking needed for you, but you have to make it up for his poor cock by letting it enjoy fucking you either in the vagina or up your ass or even both if he wishes.

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    1. But all that slippery friction on his wounded member? I don't want to injure him more. Mind you, it would only take him 15 seconds or so... ;-)

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  2. May be some hand spanking from David's followed by him liberally fucking straight up your ass.

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  3. If you want fun punishment,allow David to fuck you as he likes, if you want a bit of real punishmen, cut a safe thin but whippy switch and make david give you bastinado on your feet soles until the switch wears out.

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  4. Punishment? Make it a real spanking then, so definitely not from david. Have Mags paddle your bottom same as same did for david the other day and promise her a bonus if she does a good job

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    1. No, that sounds as if it would hurt.

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    2. It is supposed to hurt, don't forget it is punishment

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    3. One of the perks of being a Domme is to decide for yourself if you need to do a little penance, and then deciding for yourself what it will be. getting whacked with a piece of wood would definitely not be my choice! I'll leave that delightful experience to you subbies who can appreciate it.

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    4. How considerate of you :))

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  5. Ultimate punishment, a good ass whupping from Mags followed by David's cock up your sore ass and perhaps Mags strap on if david cums quickly as he will surely do.

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    1. Interesting... She can "stand by" with her strap-on for when he cums after 15s and then finish the job properly. david's cum would be just that much extra lube. Nice idea for somebody else!

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  6. Could you put a picture of all of your equipments ( all of david panties and women clothes and spanking tools and dildos and everything you use with him) just to take idea of what implements i can get to start this journey with my husband.

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    1. Sounds exhausting for me! Besides, part of the fun is assembling all the required equipment yourself.

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    2. You are right but i just want to take an idea for how you processed with time by upgrading equipment and getting more feminine clothes for david.

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    3. I started with just a very stout hairbrush that david bought. Eventually I got a few paddles I liked, plus my tawse which I love, and a cane. I also have a leather spanking paddle that imprints "SLUT" on his backside that I enjoy!

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  7. Wonderful story. Thanks for sharing. I love your attitude towards the "Someone will see me!" scenario. "Good" indeed. As a submissive, I naturally tend to want to be naked as much as possible when at home in the warmer months. I find myself wanting to be in my backyard naked. I have a fence, the house behind me is vacant, the people living in house to one side are frequently out of town, and the people on the other side of me have a large RV parked along side my fence (guess they could be inside and have a perfect view of my yard though). Anytime I'm feeling adventurous enough to be nude outside, the fear of discovery comes over me and I think, "What if someone sees me?". And a voice in the corner of my mind responds with "Good. Let them see."

    Shane

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    1. Absolutely! Just do it!

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    2. I actually did yesterday! I was sitting out in the sun in just a pair of shorts, looked around, and decided to just pull them off. I was still a little cautious and sat near the house to minimize any direct views, but was nice. Now maybe one day a kinky neighbor will knock on my door, tell me that they saw me and that I look like I need a spanking. :)

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    3. Good for you. A man should be able to let it all hang out in his own backyard (until his wife catches him at least ;-)

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  8. Lucky man I enjoy your adventures, switching is the worst
    Although your shopping trip humiliation is amazing I wish that was me very humbling.
    Dan

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    1. What??? No way! Switching is THE BEST!

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  9. What a cute and charming little adventure! Rosa and I do a lot of 'serious' domestic discipline, but we also "play at it" at times as well. It may not seem like a big distinction, (especially to one's butt), but emotionally they are very different. A story like yours sounds like something we would do!

    Anyway, I would say that what happened to David's penis was unfortunate...........but an accident. It hardly calls for punishment, BUT..........if you are feeling guilty, I doubt some extended loving care to the injured member would go unwelcome.

    However..................IF you REALLY want to be punished....and punished in a way you won't like, I believe there is an obvious solution: a private session with Mags!

    All the best!------KDPierre

    (Hey! How come you never post a comment on MY blog? Don't you like me? >pout<)

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    1. Yes, it was giggly fun but the results on his butt were the same!

      I like the idea of a little TLC to his member. Maybe he can have the treat of my mouth on it even?

      I will head right over and make a comment!

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    2. I just saw your comment! Thanks. Now don't be a stranger! We are trying to attract witty people to enjoy some clever, adult repartee, and you certainly have the intelligence and personality to add to the kinky banter!

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    3. I shall visit more frequently. Make sure you have a drink ready for me.

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    4. Making sure the women around me are 'properly beveraged' seems to be one of my most requested duties. If you look at the post involving my neighbors, you'll see how Marta used this expectation to have me get out of my chair to once again show off my sore cheeks while refilling her glass! You dominant types are all so mischievous!

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    5. Just giving you what you need...

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  10. You should lick, kiss, and suck his penis until it's all better.

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    1. I think this punishment fits the crime nicely. I'll do that until he cums in my mouth. I'm usually a spitter, but as punishment I'll, yuck, swallow.

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  11. Goddess Gretchen17 June 2016 at 10:33

    Great story Julie! I started tying sissy diaper slave to a tree limb in our front yard a couple of weeks ago. She is dressed in her pink sissy diapers and short baby dress. We live on a fairly busy street so lots of people see and laugh at her!

    Goddess Gretchen

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    1. I hope you're joking/lying. It's one thing to have some "fun" in your private back yard and let there be a chance for some added humiliation. But doing that in your front yard on a busy street is wrong. You should never subject non-consenting people in your play. Not to mention, children could see. No one is laughing at your "sissy". They think you're sick.

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    2. Now now. We are in a kink friendly zone here. I'm sure Gretchen is expressing an abstract concept more than a real-life thing here. You should take it as such.

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    3. Perhaps. But I don't it's safe to assume that's the case. Seemed like a good opportunity to remind everyone not to push your kinks on others. Especially minors.

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    4. Well that's very thoughtful of you to say, but I very much doubt any minors were ever in "danger".

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  12. Nice post, Julie. I think this shows all the ones complaining about your sadism or wondering about SSC in your relationship that you are just a normal couple enjoying a kind of special lifestyle who can also just have fun by kidding around.

    Best regards from Germany,

    Chris

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  13. I think you should hug the tree and get hosed and switched for hurting his penis.

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    1. Too unpleasant, and too much not in my control. When I get punished, I make sure I'm the one in control!

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  14. Which one of these images is the real beaten butt of david because they all look sexy.

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    1. Te first one is him after a Mags training session.I think it's the best switched ass on the interweb!

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  15. Punishment for a strict Domme. I'll spare you a sound striping, but not being tied the tree yourself. That's right, naked with your back to the tree so some real eye candy is exposed to the neighborhood. Ah yes, extreme humiliation trumps severe pain any day.

    And no, I don't want to know what you'd do with me, if we were to ever meet, for suggesting this.

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    1. Sounds like a dare I did when I was thirteen!

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  16. Wow!
    Very hot post and enjoyable read.
    You have the relationship I dream of having with my submissive husband... but sadly I have neither garden, nor hose (though I am as kinky as a cheap one!)

    As for the penis injuries... have you considered using sweet almond oil to treat them? It's a great emollient for skin irritation. It also functions as a great massage oil and is the best (or at least my favourite) personal lubricant for all the debauchery I can come up with. I highly recommend it. It can be found in the natural products aisle of any pharmacy.

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    1. I am heading right out to the store!

      And i think gardens and hoses are unimportant. It's the spirit of using what's at hand that's vital, and I'm sure you do that.

      I followed your handle to your blog, Pippa. very intriguing and I will read more soonest!

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  17. " I injured his penis a bit against the tree. He rubbed it against the rough tree bark as he tried to avoid his switching. It wasn't too bad, but it was chaffed from the tree bark and might be sore for a couple of days. I am considering punishing myself for that. It was careless of me. Suggestions, sigh, welcomed."

    For negligently endangering David's genitals with reckless indifference, you should receive 50 strokes with this cane: http://www.englishvicecanes.com/listing/185382701/the-theresa-berkley-premium-rattan.

    To be delivered by a third party disciplinarian with no prior ties to either one of you and at least 10 years of experience in caning, preferably someone from the UK.

    That would do nicely.

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    1. Sounds very unpleasant to me, though I suspect you speak from experience being on the receiving end of what a 50 stroke caning from a 1/2" thick "Premium Rattan Judicial Punishment Cane" feels like?

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    2. Oh, God no. I was just coming up with a punishment for you/

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    3. Well I absolutely insist you try it first. Let me know how it goes and then I'll decide.

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    4. I didn't hurt anyone's penis.

      You dommes always let yourselves off so easy.

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    5. I suggested you try it just for the sake of science.

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    6. Great answer. Time of the goal 9:34.

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  18. The photo of the woman in the yellow top holding a switch? That's 'Pixie' Amber Wells!

    I met her a couple years ago and we did a switch session (without 'a switch')! She's a really nice person. And that photo of her does NOTHING to capture how pretty she actually is. Esp. in person she is really beautiful, inside and out.

    A.J.

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    1. Thanks for identifying that! I added a caption to credit the photo, and even wound up making a little poem in the process...

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    2. I missed the poem at first but now see it; "... she could easily be cutting that switch to use on YOU!"

      Oh yeah. She could. Sensuously, or "you're going to get the whipping of your life!"

      After years of being spanked, paddled, hair-brushed, switched and caned, Pixie moved to 'your side' and delivered the same to others, male and female.

      When we got together we did a silly role playing where I was otk first, knowing that next it is my turn to have her otk! She sensed where I was and wanted to go and did everything right.

      After we just talked and she told me abut her business and what she had learned, the people in it and - the different and (to me) frightening tools they use! It was so much fun.

      At the end I told her that I had been almost entirely hand-spanked and had only been had a paddle taken to me on a coupled of occasions. What I remembered was - paddles and hair brushes hurt! So I asked her for a 'finale'; would she take me otk again before I had to start my 2-hour drive home, but this time use a hair brush or paddle?

      "You sure? They hurt."

      I told her I trusted her and she wouldn't hurt me. Told her I wanted a bright pink tush, no bruising, but something that would remind me of out time together on that long drive.

      OTK I went and I got it! It hurt, but in her hands it was just right. (Is this where I say, "Not like Strict Julie!") I'm less nervous of paddles and hair brushes now. And the drive home was wonderful.

      PS: Forgot. Her partner is (now 'was') a woman named Lily-Anna, a long-time friend, and she was in the room with Pixie; so I got time otk with her and Pixie, and vice-versa! They did me then I did them! They were both a lot of fun.

      A.J.

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    3. Sounds like a memory of a lifetime.
      May there be many more such for you!

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  19. It was clear that David was the one who injured his penis trying to avoid the switch and therefore he should be the one punished. However, since you want to be punished also I have an idea for both of you. Simply inform David that he will have to earn his next orgasm by submitting to a penis rubber band snap attack and it is up to him to ask nicely for it. Unbeknown to him, you are to edge every day until he asks. No orgasm for either of you! How long will wait for his penis to heal? It may depend on how horny you make him. Quite the conundrum.

    Ted the switch

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  20. Did he take a naughty peek at your yet shirt afterwards that would require another shopping trip for a bra?

    Emily

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    1. Ha! No, I wasn't "Wet T-Shirt Contest" wet. He didn't dare drench me (the coward!).

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  21. Miss Julie

    You Would Dare Switch would you pretty lady i love you miss julie

    i feel otk hairbrushing spanking would hurt not as bad being switch by you

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    1. I love you too, mike, LIKE A SISTER! (Who knows, maybe a sister who spanks?)

      Different kinds of experiences, a switching versus a hairbrushing. I can get him yelping with both!

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  22. Great story and photos. I loved that you held the nozzle like a pistol to make him strip. You two have great fun. The idea of hosing his pits reminded me of a time at a friend's house. He had a shower that was adjustable and on a wand. One setting was great, too great.

    I do think you should be punished. Had you been tied like David you prefect breast would have some raw nipples. I think David should get you back. I say that you first tell him you are sorry, and if he was in a coco cage, his cock would have been save. I know that this is a hard limit for David and may get his dandruff up.

    As for punishment, I say he get back..with water balloons. I would say fun tank. But that is no always feasible. Now David gets to pick what you wear. Nothing, dressed smart as in going to the office, dressed up like clubbing bikini one piece or a plain white t shirt. Now he gets a buckets and you get one. You can't move until his one bucket is empty. You also have a bucket and you get to pick what he wears. Bikini one piece swim suit dress or nude.

    Pie pie 4 now
    Pieclown
    As I hate typing on smartphones

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    1. Ment to type David gets 2 buckets and you 1.

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    2. Lots of typos, piepie! Shame on you.

      Ah, the ALS bucket challenge! It was fun how that took off. It was kind of dommy and kinky, for sure.

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  23. Julie, I would suggest a BJ and swallow when David heals. You could kiss him afterward.

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    1. You read my mind. Just posted that as a reply to a comment above!

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  24. Thank you for this wonderful segment! I so like that you two have such fun at your kink. Yes, young lady, punishment is definitely in order for hurting David's penis. I like a combination of others suggestions: you, naked, giving David a blow job, while Mags uses the strap-on on you from behind (her choice about which entry point she uses. Ha!). TL

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    1. My interest in girls DOES NOT extend to them pretending to be males and fucking moi! What's the point of that???

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    2. The point?? Punishment, my dear. BTW, love the Pic of David's bottom. Is that you with the hose? TL

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    3. It is not. My tummy's tighter.

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    4. Thought so. More like the woman in pic #3. Your scene with David was so hot - one of my all time fav fantasies yet to come to fruition. Thanks for sharing!!👍TL

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  25. Well Miss Julie

    Alway wish i had a Sister WHO SPANK HARIamHappy You Love Me Too

    I Feel think Paddle Hairbrush /switch you can Make David Yelp even all us Naughty boys

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    1. mike, it makes the comments very confusing when you reply down here when you should be replying up there! Use the reply button on the thing you're responding to, not the one at the bottom. Thanks!

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    2. Julie yes Miss Julie i will reply at reply comment thing sorry didnt mean confuse you thanks for advice now on will use reply button on comment post

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    3. You did it right! Yay. Good boy.

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    4. Bus thanks you Miss Julie i love being Good boy love way you call me Good Boy i will be Good boy from here on out

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  26. Hi Julie,

    Fun story. When I first saw the title I thought you had beaten poor David with a hose! Yikes! I've never been switched, but it sounds stingy (ouch). I really struggle with the stingy implements. I was introduced to a carpet beater today. Holy crap it hurt! Stings like hell. I don't really think you need to be punished for the injuries. I'm sure if you applied a little womanly TLC to the affected area David would be just fine and all will be forgiven. I am amazed at the comments that come forth on the mere mention of you being punished though.

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    1. The switch is fun because its a very "surface" sting. There is no thud going down under the skin, but it stings like the devil and leaves amazing marks!

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  27. Hosing is so sexy! And my master seems determined to tie me to a tree and switch me, so I hope he takes the penis-chafing into account

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    1. Perhaps a towel around the tree at penis height?

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  28. What about diapering david for a week and only food he get is breastmilk and always be naked I mean wearing his diaper only with a girly shirt.

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    1. I would need to hire a nursemaid!

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  29. I have felt the sting of a switch many times (out in the woods or at home), but only once on my wet skin, after a swim in the cold waters of a small Austrian lake - and, for some reason, it stung more than usual...

    L.

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    1. Everything hurts more on a wet bottom, I'm told.

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  30. "...I grabbed his wrist with my left hand and then started switching him with my right."

    You grabbed him by the hand? Oh, Julie, Julie, Julie. What are we going to do? You missed a great opportunity, here. Now think; what else could you have grabbed and held David by while using that switch? Something that would have held him in place so perfectly....?

    (It happened to me two occasions. The GF and I are playing the fool one afternoon and she decides to spank me. My pants are soon off and I'm bending over the kitchen counter as she starts to hand-spank me, and laughing as she spanks; I'm laughing and trying to get away, wiggling a bit so she starts missing the target. That's when she got the bright idea to grab me by "the handle", as it were. Try to imagine being in my position when that was going on. What a fun day that was.)

    On a final note your post reminded me of a book I read a few years ago. Luckily I still have it and looked in it to find the section I wanted. Here it is (highlights for emphasis are mine):

    "Born in 1813 Eliza had grown up in the shadow of the Second Great Awakening and was never lax about discipline. While (her husband) Devil Bill dispensed gifts to the children, Eliza, by default, meted out punishment and tried to subdue the wild streak in her children. A kindred spirit, (her son) John accepted her stern country justice when she drew out THE BIRCH SWITCH, STRAPPED HIM TO THE APPLE TREE, and "laid on Macduff", as she styled it. "On these occasions I made my protests, which she heard sympathetically and accepted sweetly - but (she) still laid on, explaining that I had earned the punishment and must have it. She would say, 'I'm doing this in love.'

    She typically erred on the side of severity. Once, while punishing John for misbehavior at school, he pleaded his innocence. "Never mind," she interrupted, "we have started in on this whipping, and it will do for the next time."

    End.

    The "John" is this story is John D. Rockefeller. Yeah; that John D. Assuming he was 12-years old at the time, the year would have been 1851. The book does not say whether it was on his back or his bottom, or whether he was bared for the punishment. Because Eliza was one of those no dancing/no drinking Baptists I think not. But you never know about those 'spare the rod' types.

    A.J.

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    1. They're the kinkiest!
      And no, when I have a switch I need a good 2 arms length so I can whip it! His cock is not that long...

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    2. Jebus! Sounds like you're using a limb instead of a switch!

      Oh well, next time you have him bent over and using a hairbrush...

      A.J.

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  31. Ms. SJ

    I am a little late getting in on the reply to your waterfighting adventures. It's possible my previous engagements in waterfights might warrant some discipline.

    We used to frequent a beach where large waterfights would occasionally take place, usually with buckets that were available. I discovered that a bucket of water thrown at the back of a retreating bikini-clad woman could easily loosen the bottoms so that they dropped to her ankles.

    The first time was an accident. After that, a number of folks, including women, decided it was a fun thing to do. The targets were generally friends, and of appropriate age and disposition. Still, it did seem rather naughty.

    Best,

    -Rosco

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    1. Very Naughty.
      But what a mental image!

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