Thursday, October 27

If She Wants that Promotion...

If she wants that promotion, she needs to earn it.

It was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw this gif on bdsmlr. Yes, I did feel guilty having that thought!

I have a business outfit just like that (minus the stilettos). The skirt is mid-thigh and hugs my ass like nobody's business. High heels to enhance my calves, lengthen my legs, and make my ass stick out. Makeup. Sexy stockings. A bit of cleavage exposed by my blouse. Perfume between my breasts. A "suit jacket" on top, pretending to be a man. The keen junior manager on the executive track. Men above, below, and around me. Trying to penetrate the boys' club and be "one of the guys". Definitely me 10 years ago.

Would I have gotten on my knees and sucked cock to get a promotion?

I really, really, really wanted my promotion. I lived for it. What's a little cock sucking between boss and employee? Would I have to swallow, or could I spit and still get that promotion? What if he wanted to ejaculate all over my face? Do what I could with a tissue and then "walk of shame" to the lady's room? Some of the women hating me, others feeling sorry for me. Some jealous of me. Everybody in the office would know.

Back then, I wouldn't have. Of course. I'd have figured out another way. It would not have involved a career ending trip to HR to lodge a complaint. I'd have laughed it off, played coy. Changed jobs, hoped for a better situation. No ruffled feathers. That's not the way up.

Nowadays, the thought of sucking off my boss at that age and stage for an otherwise completely well-earned promotion is exciting to me. Ok, I wouldn't give it away just to my boss. That would be cheap and career limiting. It would have to be an exec several levels above me who could take me under his wing. And with an exec that high up, bending over his desk would not be out of the question either. Yes, even up the ass if that's what was required. Or maybe he would be some kind of perverted fetishist and wanted to spank my ass? Sure. My ass will heal back to Lilly white and I'd still have my promotion.

Hey, it's a man's world and a girl needs to get ahead.

Tuesday, October 25

Book Progress

It's taking a bit longer than I thought to get my next book out, but I am very happy with where it is at and I'm in a loop of perfecting it now. Here's the cover:

But might have to change the copyright date at this rate!

It's currently at the right length. It's 43 chapters and 434 pages. I am on my tenth iteration proofreading it. My process is to make the changes in MS Word, print to pdf, read and annotate it on my iPad, and repeat. The first version I proofread this way had 49 chapters and 477 pages. I'm eliminated a lot of less good stuff, while adding in some AWESOME stuff. My bar for adding anything, a paragraph, a sentence, even a word, is very high. Only if it makes it clearly better. My bar for cutting stuff is pretty low. If it's not really adding much, if it's not awesome, it goes. So far, each iteration is clearly better than the last. Still finding little typos, but those are getting few and far between. I wrestle a lot with commas. I know what is correct, but if it doesn't read well, I change it. A real editor would likely spank me for my punctuation, but I like it.

It's told from the point of view of a then 18-year-old boy gone to live with his Aunty Sue and her sexy young submissive wife Chrissie. It's got a very nice story arc to it. Nothing fancy. Just a bunch of kinky adventures leading to a happily-ever-after femdom ending.

Here is the cast of characters.

  • David - 18 year old young man living in with his aunts for first year university
  • Aunty Sue - David's aunt. His mother's older sister. Accomplished university professor. Very strict. Lesbian. Sexually turned on spanking girls. Tolerates spanking David for his own good.
  • Aunt Chrissie - Sue's much younger bi-sexual submissive wife. A walking boner-inducing machine. Bubbly. Fun. A housewife. Educated with a masters degree. Dances seriously as a hobby.
  • Sarah - David's Mom. She and Sue were spanked as children. Sarah got sexually excited from these spankings.
  • Lance - the dominant gay fitness trainer
  • Tamara, Mandy, Meghan - Chrissie's hot friends from dance class.
  • Beverly and Joyce - Sue's older friends. A lesbian couple. Both professors. Beverly was David's English Lit professor. Joyce is in gender studies.
  • Amanda - A girl, David's age, from Chrissie's dance class. They date.

Here's a list/synopsis of most of the stuff in there.

  • Consent, consent, consent, everywhere. Responsible consensually non-consensual play only.
  • Lots of sexy talk about spanking things.
  • David sexually teased by his sexy Aunt Chrissie.
  • David overhears his aunts having sex, including a good girl spanking for Chrissie.
  • David messes his sheets. Chrissie punishes him by making him stroke his dick in front of her.
  • Chrissie spanked by Sue behind closed doors for forgetting the dry cleaning.
  • David sees Chrissie's bare bum corner time.
  • David applies cold cream to Chrissie's bum and inner thighs.
  • Chrissie makes herself cum as David rubs her. Shhhh! Don't tell Sue!
  • David gets his first ever handy in his young life from Chrissie.
  • David is caught snooping in his aunts' room. He suggests the same sort of consensual domestic discipline arrangement with his Aunty Sue that Chrissie has.
  • Sue clears it with Chrissie, and David's Mom (so embarrassing for him!), and then gives him his first spanking: an all-over affair with her hairbrush then an hour of bare bum corner time just like Chrissie got.
  • Chrissie comes home at the tail end of David's bare naked corner time. She applies the cold cream to David's ass. Equally aggrieved, she gives him a handy, inviting Sue in to watch her cruelly ruin it.
  • As her part of her punishment of David, she gets permission from Sue to make David eat his own cum as they watch.
  • David's day-to-day spankings involving nose-to-grindstone schoolwork are recounted.
  • Two of Chrissie's hot dance friends come over while David is serving his daily timeout during a two-week grounding. He is not excused.
  • David's Mom comes for a visit, bringing the strap her and Sue's Daddy used on them. Some of their childhood spankings are recounted
  • David gets a taste of that strap from Mom, showing her disappointment in David's abuse of his aunts trust during the snooping incident.
  • David's Mom is spanked behind closed doors by big sister Sue for past transgressions.
  • David is spontaneously and inexpertly spanked by Chrissie with her house slipper for tracking in mud.
  • Sue is not pleased that Chrissie spanked without permission. She shows Chrissie how to properly spank using a slipper, spanking her pantied butt for the first time in front of David.
  • Sue then gives David a much more serious bare bum slipper spanking across her knee while Chrissie smugly watches.
  • Chrissie messes up by not handing in one of David's assignments that she volunteered to hand in for him. Sue saves the day with her connections on the grade, then hand spanks a nude Chrissie all over, fronts and tops included, while David is allowed to watch. Before her spanking, Chrissie is required to do a sexy strip-tease in front of Sue and David. She is marked out of ten. She will be given two strokes of the strap for each point less than ten.
  • David is given a very severe caning for repeatedly lying to Aunty Sue about schoolwork while surfing porn and playing video games instead. He is caught red-handed!
  • Chrissie has a friend Meghan over and neglects to prepare dinner. She is spanked by Sue in front of David and Meghan. Sue allows Meghan to apply the cold cream while giving the two a "hall pass" which Sue and David hear.
  • David's English Lit professor and her lesbian wife come over for dinner. The domestic discipline arrangement is openly discussed.
  • While the guests are still there, Sue learns that David has not yet completed the math assignment due next day. He was already spanked for procrastinating on this assignment. There will be a "more serious discussion" on the matter after their guests leave.
  • The guests are interested. Don't let us stop you, they say. David has his pants and underpants removed and is seen sporting a huge erection. He is given a severe strapping over the back of the couch in front of the guests.
  • During corner time, before dinner is served, the English Lit prof tells about a Victorian era punishment called "figging" that she read about. Chrissie happens to have a ginger root on hand. David is figged and then made to put his underwear and shirt back on and sit to eat dinner with them.
  • The burning subsides, but David is still squirming. They discover he AGAIN has a massive erection! He is sent to his room to "take care of it" and then come back and show them the result.
  • David decides to put on a show and moan needlessly loudly while doing the deed in his bedroom. When he gets back with a limp dick and a handful of cum, the ladies are not pleased with his display. Chrissie whips up his cum into his own personal sauce for the chicken which he must eat and then clean the plate completely as the ladies all look on.
  • After dinner, Sue removes the ginger root from his bum. It is very messy! He must hold his cheeks apart while he is very publicly wiped by his Aunty in front of their guests.
  • Chrissie reveals that David has been none too careful with his hygiene of late, putting skid marks in his undies. He is sentenced to remedial potty training for a week, right in front of the guests!
  • Chrissie's dance friends drop by for a second time to rehearse a sexy number. David is allowed to watch, but pops a boner under the pillow he uses to try to hide it.
  • The girls all agree David should be spanked for it, and Sue is happy to oblige. As he is stripped, the excitement is too much for him, and he begins leaking strands of pre-cum.
  • He is told to go take care of it before his spanking. Chrissie asks if she and the girls can watch. Sue agrees to David's chagrin.
  • David is reluctant in front of the girls. Sue is called in and gives him a diaper-position strapping, his leaky cock painting his face with pre-cum as he is strapped, legs high and back.
  • David must do the deed now. Halfway through, one of the friends, Tamara, volunteers to finish it with her hand. She has David gaze deeply into her eyes as she makes him cum. David is in puppy-love!
  • Chrissie decides she wants to come out of the closet as a spanking fetishist and organizes a party.
  • At the party she explains the sudation and receives a demonstration spanking from Sue. The crowd clamours for her panties to be lowered, and so they are.
  • Chrissie is a server for the rest of the party, where all the guests have been invited to spank her at will to show their support. She receives a doozy for spilling a drink on Lance, the gay fitness instructor, and has her panties confiscated for the rest of the evening.
  • Sue, Chrissie, and David are watching a movie that Sue chose. It has homosexual guys kissing. David expresses his distaste in an unacceptable manner. Chrissie gets angry at him, utters some choice words of her own, and storms out. Sue mouth soaps and spanks both of them.
  • David's homophobia is explored. Sue decides David should experience gay sex. He refuses! Chrissie  coaxes him by saying she can arrange a tryst with his puppy-love Tamara where anything goes if he agrees to have gay sex first. The prospect of popping his cherry with Tamara is too much for him, and he agrees to the gay sex with Lance, the dommie gay fitness instructor from the party.
  • To prepare him, under Sue's supervision, Chrissie is allowed to use Sue's strap-on dildo on David daily for the ten days prior.
  • On day six a package arrives from Lance. It is a cock cage for David to wear until Lance shows up! His Aunts delight in locking him up and watching him writhe as he inevitably tries to erect.
  • Lance arrives and has full-on gay sex with David as Chrissie watches. Lance spanks him for being less than eager. He is much more enthusiastic after his spanking. Lance makes David cum with only his cock up his ass. They have mutual orgasms, Lance spewing into David's ass, David spewing into the air and all over the bed sheets as Lance holds him up. Chrissie watches wide-eyed.
  • They come out of the bedroom, Lance carrying a naked David. His cheeks are spread and Sue comments on how distended David's bum hole still is. She notices the sperm dribbling from his anus and tells him to put on his underpants so he won't dribble sperm around the house.
  • Having fulfilled his side, Chrissie gets Tamara to come over and David and she are left in private to lose his girl-cherry to her.
  • Tamara is too old for David, and in an open relationship besides. Chrissie sets David up with a girl his age, Amanda, from dance class.
  • They go on a first date to a ping-pong emporium. David thinks he's good. Amanda is better. The stakes are six ping pong paddle strokes for each game lost over the shorts. David loses miserably. He was set up!
  • Amanda and David start seeing a lot of each other. Amanda wants David to take her to the formal dance. Afterwards, she says she wants to have sex with him. Davis is all in, except he has a midnight curfew. He ignores his curfew and they have sex.
  • Amanda drives David home. His Aunt is waiting for him, fuming. It comes out that David has been lying to Amanda about multiple things. He is to be punished in the morning for curfew violation. Amanda asks to come by to watch it. Under pain of a break-up, David reluctantly agrees.
  • David is spanked and cornered while Amanda watches. She loves it!
  • For cornertime, David is humbled with his cock held back between his legs.  Afterwards, he must face them, humbled, and apologize. Amanda and Chrissie get the idea to draw a pussy on David with black and red indelible markers, because he behaved like such a pussy during his spanking.
  • Deciding he has had enough for one day, Amanda asks to come by the next day to punish him as well. His aunts agree.
  • Amanda comes by next day. She is wearing jeans and a thick leather belt. Amanda severely leathers him, nude, over the back of the couch as his aunties watch.
  • With Chrissie's help, Amanda applies the cold cream to David's scorched bottom. Chrissie needs to teach the na├»ve Amanda how to give a hand job. Before they're done, Chrissie gives her one of their strap-ons and shows Amanda how to use it. She fucks him missionary style while making him cum with her hand.
  • Afterwards, Amanda and David are left alone to clean each other off in the shower. To mark her territory, Amanda pauses the water and pisses on David in the shower stall. She later tells his aunts that she did it. They are delighted. She informs David they are going steady.
  • In the epilogue, it is several years later. Amanda and David are married. He's a cucked hubbie. Amanda openly spanks David in front of his family. David loves it all.
  • And they live happily ever after.
What do you think? Pretty good, eh? I still get excited reading the chapters. I confess to stroking my pussy as I proofread. If I'm not wet, it isn't good enough yet! There's so much great detail in there and darned fine writing!

Soon... soon!

Stay tuned!

Monday, October 10

Can We Please Give Peace a Chance?

The world seems to be going nuts, racing towards a great depression, energy poverty,  food shortages, world war three, and nuclear annihilation. What happened to John Lennon's sentiment "Give Peace a Chance".

Oh, I know, I know. Putin's a big bully and we need to teach him a lesson.

You fucking idiots.

Here is what John F. Kennedy had to say about it.

Above all, while defending our
own vital interests, nuclear
powers must avert those
confrontations which bring an
adversary to a choice of either a
humiliating retreat or a nuclear
war. To adopt that kind of course
in the nuclear age would be
evidence only of the bankruptcy
of our policy -- or of a collective
death-wish for the world.

Yes. What he said!

Who exactly is in charge of negotiating a peace here? It appears only Elon Musk at this stage. This was his tweet on the subject.

Ukraine-Russia Peace:

- Redo elections of annexed regions under UN supervision. Russia leaves if that is the will of the people.

- Crimea formally part of Russia, as it has been since 1783 (until Krushchev's mistake).

- Water supply to Crimea assured.

- Ukraine remains neutral.

There, was that so bloody hard? Don't let's quibble on the details. That's up to the multi-party negotiators to hash out. The fact that there is zero discussion of peace from the world powers as we rush headlong into WW3 is some form of mass death-wish if you ask me.

Oh well, it's been a pretty nice world up to now.

Monday, October 3

Weekend with the Parental Units

Tee hee. David and I spent the weekend alone with my parents at the cottage. I had to tell them about my last spanking, and they heard me getting another spanking and teased me about it after. It was a lot of fun for everyone, I thought, even for me despite my red bum! But every bit as embarrassing as I would have hoped.

We got up there Friday and had normal chat. Saturday we went for a walk, then we went shopping, then Mom and I cooked dinner while Dad and David chatted. At dinner the men complimented us on the meal. I said Mom did most of it. Mom said I was a good little helper. David said I'd been cooking more at home lately ever since the new kitchen. He wasn't going there by himself, so I said, "David motivated me".

My Dad is always one to take the bait. "And how did he do that?" he asked me. I could tell from his grin and the way he asked that he knew the answer. We let my parents in on the whole "spanked wife" thing when we first started down that road. Mom understands and is supportive. Dad has fun with it.

I screwed up my courage and answered. "He gave me a spanking. I asked him to." I felt myself blushing as I said it.

"Oh, he did, did he?" Dad said and laughed. "On your bare bum?" He asked with a twinkle in his eye.

David looked amused with this continuation of the discussion.

"Bare naked, top and bottom," I said, hoping to fluster Dad a bit. "Right in the kitchen, across his knee over one of those high stools. And he was strict," I added, being cheeky. There, let Daddy try to picture that!

"I did not authorize you to disclose any of that," said David, but with a smile.

"What you 'gonna do? Spank me again?"  I asked, sounding hopeful.

"You'd like that, wouldn't you?" David said.


"Alright then, at bedtime."

"Someone's getting a sore bum tonight for over-sharing," said Dad. "What do they say nowadays? 'Too Much Information' TMI?"

"Yes, TMI indeed," said Mom, and we went back to normal topics of conversation.

We finished dinner and Mom and I cleaned up as the men had a Scotch in the living room. I was feeling very tingly all over. I'm sure Mom thought David was joking. He could have been, but I was pretty sure he wasn't. I was pretty sure I'd get it in our bedroom just as we were going to bed. But I kind of hoped it would be out in the living room. On the other hand, we were pushing boundaries as it was, so probably not, though I couldn't be sure... exciting! I would not have minded had David done it like that. But Sue, my older sister, had previously conveyed to us that we should not again in front of them, so I did know we likely weren't going to do that. Still...

It was getting late. David said, "come on honey, let's get you to bed." He had a definite smirk as he said it!

"Are you gonna spank me?" I asked, right out in front of Mom and Dad.

"Yup," he said.

"Be gentle," Mom said. Awwwww.

"You give her what's for," said Dad, seemingly contradicting Mom. I did try to fluster Dad earlier, and we both knew it. It should have been the belt from him, bare naked, until I was howling and beet red!

It was a public punishment though, in that it was a true "walk of shame" towards our bedroom. I was going there to get spanked, and everybody knew it!

We both got undressed. I put on my nightgown and went out to our bathroom to tinkle, brush my teeth, wash my face, and moisturize. I then went to the kitchen to get some filtered water for beside the bed. I could see that Mom and Dad were in their room. The light was still on. They were likely reading in bed.

I got back to our bedroom. David was already ready for bed.

"Get over here," he said, sitting on the side of the bed, crooking his finger at me.

This was going to be VERY embarrassing! I could already feel my cheeks flushing.

But I went without complaint across his lap. He lifted my nightgown, baring my bottom. He gave me a very mild spanking, but I cringed at the sound of each and every slap, knowing the sound no doubt carried to my parents' bedroom. He also took time to fondle me between spanks. I tried to keep my moans quiet!

After my spanking he made me suck him until he was very hard. Then he put me on my back and gave me an orgasm with his tongue. I literally held my pillow across my face as I came so nobody would hear! I then had to open my legs for him and he fucked me, sperming deep up inside of me. As he fucked, I cringed at the rhythmic squeaking sounds the bed made, and at his guttural, but subdued, sounds as he came inside of me. I got up to go to the bathroom again to clean up. Then I slipped in bed beside him and thanked him and we both had a wonderful sleep.

I was up before him in the morning and went to the kitchen still in my nightgown hoping for some coffee. Mom was already up and dressed and had a pot brewed. No sign of Dad.

"How's that bottom?" Mom asked me. Oh blush!

"It's fine," I said. "Could you hear?" I asked.

"Every smack," she said with a smile. Oh double blush! "It sounded gentle," she added.

"It was."

That's all we said about it. If they heard "every smack", they likely heard the lovemaking as well.

Mom and I prepared breakfast. The bacon smell always gets the boys coming.

At breakfast, everybody else was dressed and I was still in my nightgown, with nothing on underneath. Just before I sat down, Dad said, "Oh, hold on, hold on. Before you sit." He ducked into his bedroom, which was right next to the kitchen, brought out a bed pillow, and put it on my chair!

"Thought you might need that," Dad said. Did I tell you? Dad has fun with my spankings.

"Oh Doug!" Mom said. He and David both laughed.

"It wasn't that bad," David said, acknowledging my spanking.

I acted mock-peeved, but sat my butt on the pillow anyways to play the game. I felt moderately humiliated throughout breakfast, which was a bit of a thrill.

And that was that. We didn't talk about my spankings again. And we left around 3pm after a little lunch.

All in all, a very fun and bonding experience.