That's what a "woman" would say

Had a very interesting experience yesterday. I am travelling on business and staying in a hotel in the USA. As I was walking from my room to the elevator I passed a room where there was the unmistakable sound of a wife absolutely tearing a strip off her husband.

I thought it was very funny, and I stayed outside the door listening for as long as I could. I eventually had to leave when I heard the elevator stopping at my floor. I did not want to get caught eavesdropping (even though that was exactly what I was doing and I would have deserved the embarrassment!)

She was chewing him out at the top of her lungs. She barely let him get a word in edgewise. When he did speak it was a mealy-mouthed "ok honey" which only seemed to infuriate her that much more.

The disagreement seemed to be based on money. I'm not sure if it was the central issue or just an example, but what I caught was a very expensive cell phone bill, how his company should be reimbursing him for it, but that it was refused and he did not have the backbone to challenge it. It was hard to piece it together from all the one-sided yelling, but I'm pretty sure that was the gist of it.

The VERY BEST part of the conversation went like this:

Wife: I can't believe how PATHETIC you are!

Husband: ok, ok

Wife: (mockingly) "ok ok", "ok ok". That's what a WOMAN would say. A MAN would have a plan.: First I'm going to do this, then I'm going to do that. A WOMAN would stand there saying "ok ok".

So this was said at the top of her lungs. She did not care who was listening to her so thoroughly pussy whipping the poor guy. I doubt his balls would still be attached to him after she was done. Regrettably I had to leave after that last exchange. But a number of interesting things spring to mind.

First, how interesting that the biggest insult she could think of hurling at him was that he was acting like a woman. Ummmm... she IS a woman? So am I. I think she and I would both have a plan. So just funny that the word "woman" in this context is evocative of some old prejudice against women. A kind of never was true sex role stereotype of the weak-willed empty-headed woman. That was what she meant, obviously: "You, dear husband, are acting like the worst stereotype of the weak-willed, empty-headed, indecisive woman".

The fact that she called him a "woman" has such strong dominant sexual overtones. Such a short step from calling him a woman to, say, making him dress like one?

"You want to act like a woman? You FUCKING strip and put my panties and nightie on. If you're going to ACT like a woman then by God I'll make you DRESS like one! Where's my makeup? Now go stand in the corner. You want a spanking first? Fine, I'll give you a spanking first. Yes, now stand there just like that. Look at that! Just look at that erection! You enjoy being treated like that! Fine. I'm calling room service and then the maids and you will damn well stand right there looking just like that so EVERYBODY can see how much you enjoy being treated like a WOMAN!"

There is then only one short step to the strap-on dildo, don't you think?

"You want to act like a WOMAN? Fine, I'll treat you like a woman (she says while putting on her strap-on dildo after his spanking). Suck on it you CUNT. Oh you better suck on it! That's all the lube you're getting you LITTLE PUSSY.

Now bend over and spread your cheeks you PATHETIC LOSER! You want to act like a woman? You're going to get FUCKED like a woman. Balls deep up your boy pussy you PATHETIC LITTLE EXCUSE FOR A MAN!!! Get over there. Bend over.

"Now you take it, just like a WOMAN!"

Well, anyways...

I really should have knocked and offered that angry wife my support and assistance.