A Trip to the Sex Shop for david

I have been hankering for a larger dildo for david, so I thought I would take him to the sex shop for a little public outing. There are lots of very pleasant and open women in there, so I thought it would be fun, and david thought it would be embarrassing for him. Right on both counts!

Whenever david goes, he tells me he sort of skulks in, avoids any help, picks out his stuff, pays for it shamefaced, and skulks out again hoping nobody he knows sees him going in or coming out. It would be a bit different this time.

I take him by the hand and lead him in. We got a few "hi!"s from the staff. I take him to where the dildo section is. A man comes up and asks us if we need any help. I look at david, and he is shaking his head a little no. This is not his fantasy. He wants to be humiliated in front of a woman. So I say "just browsing, thanks." and move on. But the man is hovering around still, making it awkward for me to get female sales assistance. Upstairs there is spanking stuff, so I decide to take him up there and come back later to the dildo section.

We go upstairs, and there we are greeted by a little cutie I have never seen before. A subbie girl with black hair, blue glasses, and a Betty Page cut. I pretend to be less experienced than I actually am, and tell her I had just read "Fifty Shades" and wanted to try some of this stuff out, but on my husband, not on me! The reason I lied was that I wanted to have her do all the talking so I could learn something, so it was a white lie.

She suggested blindfolds, gags, and restraints, and shied away from the spanking implements. I told her forget that, I wanted to spank him! david played along as well, pretending to be a newbie, and said, "but not too hard, right?" It was fun him playing my blushing BDSM bride! I asked her what she particularly liked, and she pointed out a few implements. She encouraged me to try them out on my arm to see what they felt like. So I did that, but then progressed quickly to trying them out on david's arm and then on his (clothed) bum! She did not seem to mind.

I got a big nasty flogger made of little metal chains (like those lamp chains?) and took a swing at david's ass with that. I sort of got it tangled in a clothes rack and knocked it partially over. david said "You're a menace!" and we both laughed as we righted the thing. I had to get it right though and tried again, and gave him a good one that made him jump!

One of the things I picked out was an evil looking hard rubber paddle, with little ridges and stuff all over it. I tried that on my arm and it really killed, so I turned david around and gave him a hard whack with that across the seat of his pants. He yelped and jumped, and rubbed his behind. The salesgirl, who was standing behind us, saw him rubbing his ass and laughed aloud. I told her I needed to buy this one. david disagreed. I overruled and told him this is the one I would use when the housework was not done! The salesgirl suggested my plan might backfire on me, and mimicked a little subbie saying "Ooooh! Housework's not done again. Do I get a paddling?" as she rubbed her ass for us!  I said in that case maybe I shouldn't paddle him unless he does the housework. david joked "I already don't get any if I don't do what she tells me". How shocking! My little shame artist.

At one point she said it was good being on the bottom, because you have complete control and can stop it at any time. david turned to me and said "you hear that?". I said, "can you show me the restraints?" There was wall of restraint kits there in fancy packaging, all of them featuring model type women tied up. david pointed this out and asked rhetorically why all the packaging showed women, as in "am I the only guy on this end of the whip?"

That got her going a bit, and she said that it's because contemporary marketing only has one image of beauty they use on packaging that they have conditioned us all on, and so on. You go girl! Right on! I picked out a nylon strap cross with arms and wrist restraints for holding him in a hog-tie. Sort of like this but nylon, and a boy would be in there, not a girl!

I told her I wanted it to use it in front, to hold him doubled over, as we were getting a bigger dildo for my strap-on next downstairs and this might be needed. She smiled.

We then went back downstairs, and headed back towards the dildos. Mercifully, a woman came up to us this time and asked if we needed any help. We certainly did!

I went right out and told her that I wanted to buy a bigger dildo to use in my strap on to fuck my husband with. "not too big..." david peeped. Both the saleslady and I had a good laugh at that. She asked how big our current one was, and I made david point to one about the same size. She picked a much bigger one and showed that to us. david panicked and said "no way!"

"Ok, then" she said, and picked another one, midway between. It cost $100 and she proceeded to do a salesjob on us, saying how natural it felt. I found it described online:

Fleshy, weighty, lengthy, and veiny – Adam is one beautiful dildo. Tantus’ Dual Density O2 line delivers maximum satisfaction through a realistically familiar feel. A Super Soft outside and a hard muscle core both made of Tantus’ own unique blend of 100% Ultra-Premium Silicone. Adam is available in three skin tones and features a bulked up base perfect for harness play.

Well I was sold! david looked a little nervous at that 1.5 inch fleshy looking baby, as his existing dildo is less than 1 inch and in a nice tame purple. I need to be preparing him for the real thing after all. I mean Deirdre (from Spanking My Husband) and I are thinking of meeting up and getting evan and david together for some 69'ing action while we paddle their asses. Don't bite down now, boys!

To further humiliate my little man, I asked the saleslady if she had any suggestions on how to prepare him for the larger dildo? She brought us over to the butt plug section and suggested progressively larger plugs he could hold inside himself. One line was called "The Anal Trainer". Priceless! She even volunteered that with certain models you can have him walk around town with it in.

I had enough stuff by now, and already have a vibrating remote-controlled butt plug for him which would be my definite choice for him wearing around town! So I just told her that I don't think I need that after all, that he would just have to take it "as is", "or else", and held up the vicious little rubber paddle from upstairs. She laughed out loud again.

I took david to the front of the shop to pay for our haul. There was another striking looking lady in horned rim pink glasses, a sexy outfit, and also a Betty Page cut, but clearly a Domme type (I wonder if the two were sexually related?). As she rang up the various items, I described their use on david, and she loved it as well. Nice full voiced laughs to top off our little adventure.

So now that I have my new dildo, david won't be getting off so easy anymore! Ha Ha!