Chloe just moved back into town. In fact she was one of my bridesmaids when david and I married. She is now an IT manager at a large company. She is a total computer geek. If you need an image in your head, you're not far off picturing the geeky girl Chloe from the TV show 24. She even acts like her, and we used to tease her about it. That's why I picked 'Chloe' to represent her name on my blog.
We had a nice dinner and more than a few glasses of wine. david was not with us. One of the amusing things Chloe talked about was the monitors they have at the company on the Internet. She says that they enforce their "Acceptable Use Policy" by making a report of employees who surf porn and giving it to their managers. Wow! I am sure going to be very careful at work!
Now, it so happens david surfing porn is upper-most in my thoughts because of the porn-related dare I put together for Mark and Cleo over on their blog. Following their lead, I was going to do something similar to what they are proposing, but with david and Sue.
Well the opportunity was just too much there (and I likely had just too much wine as well), but I rather saucily commented that I wished I had one of those porn-reports for david.
I meant it as a joke, but Chloe took me seriously (she does that, I should have known) and said that if it was a problem there are "home versions" of such systems that she could install for me and show me how to use. She was totally dead serious. Oops! Oh well, I thought I would go with the flow (you know me...).
I was equally serious with her and said it was becoming a bit of a problem, and it was affecting our relationship (pure lie - sorry Chloe!). And God knows what he's looking at, or who he may be communicating with? I told her I had confronted him with it, and he had promised to stop, but that I did not believe that he had, but had no way of proving it. More lies. Why am I sooo bad???
She will come over next Saturday to set it up. Can't you imagine having her sit at the computer and set it all up, and then me bringing david in front of her and explaining to him how thanks to Chloe I will now be watching what he surfs. Delicious humiliation for my little man, don't you think?
Though I don't think Chloe is a suitable candidate for my broader fun and games, I will be sure to really humble david in front of her, and I am determined to mention the word "spanking" at least once during the course of things!
Julie, that's the funny thing abut people, you just can't judge a book by it's cover. Who knows what really rolls around in Chloe's head. And just imagine how you can set this up having David visit cuckold or sissy sites and allowing Chloe to find them and having David explain it to the two of you. LOL
ReplyDeleteOr maybe David should kneel and rub her feet while she sit at his computer.
Actually, I was thinking of involving Chloe, because she was pretty out there sexually in University which was something I did not associate with her personality at all. But we have not been close enough lately (or really ever) for me to involve her a lot. She knows a lot of people I know, and I don't want any compromising details out there.
DeleteI decided it's ok if she knows that david is well pussy-whipped in the home (I mean, everybody knows that, even from before he asked me to spank him. Ha Ha!), and I don't mind if she knows david has a nasty habit of surfing vanilla porn (what man doesn't?). I'll make the spanking reference in a "joke" sort of way to keep her guessing.
Though it would be fun to seed his browser history with some embarrassing sites, such as "Barely Legal Cheerleader Pussy" or some-such nonsense that we can "discover" together, Chloe and I.
Julie, I have learned how easy it is to have my internet browsing monitored. And this wasn't a complicated thing, I didn't realize that my wife could simply look at the browsing history. I now will remember to think twice about browsing porn, as I got a hard spanking and put in the humbler for a while. David will catch and only surf to look at "How to be a better husband" web sites.
ReplyDeleteI already know how to get into his Windows account (he doesn't keep a password on it - I certainly do on mine!) fire up his browser and look at his history. Dirty, dirty mind my man has, which I can appreciate greatly!
DeleteAll of this with Chloe is more for "my art" than anything about actually monitoring him, but Chloe does have some technique for monitoring that I understand is more foolproof than what I have been doing.
I love that you got a spanking for surfing dirty nasty porno, dana! That turns me on. I also have seen pictures of "the humbler", and must say that it is a very appropriate punishment for a frequent masturbator! I'll bet it's hard to tug on it when it's locked back there! It's sweet that your surfing is now confined to Better Husbanding sites! Ha Ha!
Tell him if he violates your 'porn rules' he can expect to find himself in THIS. Better yet, do so (and show him) in front of Chloe... The item is available from ExtremeRestraints
ReplyDeleteSorry...my earlier link didn't take you where I intended. This should work: http://tmblr.co/Z5TY2yJd-dmV
DeleteGreat Blog !!
DeleteGreat idea! Chloe doesn't have to be into spanking for you to embarrass david in front of her. She won't even be aware of what is going on but it will embarrass him to death!! And if she does catch on and play along--or even desire to play, even better!!
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It's almost better, isn't it? Just for him to be subtly humiliated like that. I already felt a bit of a thrill as I discussed my husband's masturbatory "problems" with Chloe. How much more david will feel it when it's up close and personal!
DeleteJulie - have you considered putting david in a chasity device?
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It's not really that kind of relationship. I would still call what we do more role play than lifestyle. But threatening him with that in front of Chloe (as a "joke") would be incredibly fun, as would actually locking him inside one for Sue's viewing pleasure - the thing with Sue is she does not know what is real and what is role play, and now neither does david given my patio cleaning prank! Looks like I'm the only one who really knows everything that's going on here. Just how I like it!
DeleteActually Julie,
ReplyDeleteYou might find geeks are kinkier than others. I wouldn't put it past her to let her see david's panty showing outside of his pants or a bra strap exposed while she is over.
Sarah
Sounds like a very fun plan! Though hopefully she doesn't discover things on his computer that even you don't expect (I'm picturing self made videos or buried links)! :) Some of those programs can do screen capture vs. tracing internet. Sounds like it'd be fun to slowly pull Chloe in... if she's busy catching all those 'porn surfers' at work, she has to have been curious what they've been enjoying.
ReplyDeleteWonderful, you continue to amaze.
ReplyDeleteThanks