OMG you guys are such total pervs!!! A reader suggested by email that next time I am naughty that my husband should punish me by putting me in timeout on a "wooden pony" and sent me some photos to illustrate what he thinks needs to be done with me.
Ok, no! Absolutely NOT! No David, please! I'll behave! Please! I'm sorry!!!!
Just look at how this woman's poor pussy is split by that wooden pony. Her lips appear to be clenching the object of her correction for dear life! That looks very, very uncomfortable. And it would be very, very embarrassing to have anybody invited to witness such a punishment!
But let's face it everyone, if a man needs to correct a wife, or grown daughter, or a girlfriend's behaviour, no doubt an hour or more on that will do the job. And if witnesses happen to see us being punished in this manner, male or female, well all the better. We are women, and being punished at the core of our womanhoods with our breasts and bare bottoms exposed makes complete sense. And you know what? If a woman deserves it, then so be it. Let her suffer. Let her be embarrassed. She'll learn her lesson and it won't need to be repeated. A stitch in time saves nine.
Yes the woman below does not look very happy, but she brought it on herself
with her own misbehaviour. Do I feel sorry for her? Not in the least. Should any man feel sorry for her? Of course not. A
good couple of hours sitting in wooden pony timeout is exactly what she
needs.
After a bit of time you can tell she's learning her lesson, too bad she still has an hour left to go.
She may even get a bit frantic towards the end. Oh well. Best not misbehave next time, missy, or you'll be riding your pony even longer the next time.
You need not deploy expensive equipment for this, something makeshift will do fine.
A nice piece of angle iron will keep a woman in line. The gag was to shut her the fuck up with all that whining. Take your punishment properly, or you'll stay there all day.
One can perform this penance in the great outdoors as well using a handy fence rail. Who cares if the neighbours can see. Serves her right.
The neighbours will no doubt come up to her all concerned. After she's told them what she's done, why she's being punished, their concern will melt away and all she can expect is teasing about how much that rail must hurt her bits. Her husband will come up and say that if they come back in an hour, they can see her bent across the rail, take a good strap whipping, inspect the damage, and then see the ointment being applied to her raw red vagina. Bring along the boys too if they want an anatomy lesson.
A more traditional horsing can use a custom made "Spanish Horse".
It's designed to spread the legs and cut more deeply into a woman's vag. She might have to stay like that multiple hours, and will not be doing anything comfortably for a week at least.
The nipple clips can, and really should, be used the other way around, like this.
She has the choice of relieving the pressure on her vag, or the pressure on her nips, but not both at once. Her choice.
I admit the punishment may seem a bit medieval, and in fact that can be accentuated with the use of the stocks and a leg spreader, for example.
Look at her wriggle and wail. I 'dunno. All I see is a woman learning her lesson. Bets on whether she'll be misbehaving anytime soon again?
Here's a young lady who's already spent a considerable amount of time being punished like this.
Oh my gosh. It looks like she's humping the damned thing! Has she no shame?
This one following certainly has no shame!
She's peed her horse! That sometimes happens. She'll have to scrub it off herself afterwards.
If a husband needs to make more of an impression, he can prepare his wife for this punishment as shown below.
First she is fully stripped, of course. Then some rubber bands around her thighs, and then clips with hooks on the ends to peel back her labia majora, spread her labia minora, and expose her sensitive clitoris. From there it's straight onto the wooden pony.
Here is a closeup of her bits being punished.
Yes, the rail cuts deeply, that's what it's meant to do. It's punishment. However, no husband wishes to be brutal with his wife and cause her any injury, so she is allowed to bear some of her own weight on her feet.
Some little cylinders for her to balance on is the merciful thing to do. Her calves had best not tire, however, or her bits will automatically be punished even more.
This sweetie gets to keep her pantyhose on.
What do you think went on here? Maybe a home invader with a sense of humour? They'll call the cops after they leave and let them take her down. The cops will first have to collect evidence and take the crime scene photos, such as the one above, of course. That photo sure got passed around the precinct!
This one looks stubborn. Not getting to the housework I imagine. Her husband has decided that a full day in timeout with her pussy splayed by a rod while he is off at work should cure this supposed housewife of her laziness once and for all. She's already been spanked first thing in the morning, and she will get to stand there and think all day long about the even longer and harder paddle spanking across his knee that she's been promised upon his return.
Ha ha! And boy does she look mad about having to spend an entire working day like that. She better not retain any of that attitude for when hubby gets home, or it will only get worse. That ironing she's put off will be done that very night, right after her spanking, with a rosy red rump and a very sore vag I have no doubt.
Sometimes, when a woman has been very badly behaved, she may have to be sent away to be dealt with by a professional. Her horsing in that case will be a "no joke" affair.
Those ropes at her ankles can be tightened down to give her the maximal experience and ensure future obedience.
A man can also rig up a form of timeout post for wives and grown daughters, like this.
As the caption makes clear, this is a naughty daughter who dyes her hair without parental permission and then got lippy with Daddy afterwards. She'll be spending her entire Sunday in the basement, nose against the "punishment post", with her pussy split by the horse. The exercise of relieving the pressure on her puss-puss will tone her calves nicely. If she has any more lip for Daddy, she's been warned that she might be spending the entire night on it as well. What do you think? Will Daddy be getting any more lip? It's really simple math, disobedience is, and will not be, tolerated from lippy teens.
After a wooden horsing punishment, a woman will be expected to be instantly obedient to commands thereafter.
She'll obey because she will not want to have another extended ride on that horse.
Here's a country girl who's already spent hours on the rail and still refuses to pick one of the eligible young farm hands as her husband. Daddy is sick and tired waiting while this slip of a girl makes up her precious mind. She's been warned, many times. She needs to get on with having children who can grow up to help around the farm. Daddy has welded together a "broodmare" station for his daughter. The hands are welcome to her, let the best man win in terms of knocking her up. And no, the fact that her pussy has just been so thoroughly and publicly punished out on a fence rail will make no difference to her fucking, regardless of her discomfort.
For all that, an illustration I perhaps enjoy the best is this one.
A naughty Japanese Princess will ride her horse in plain view in the castle's courtyard all night long as punishment . Even Princesses get consequenced from time to time.
So what a journey that was. After a real spanking for real reasons I just get so darned submissive I can't help where my thoughts take me. My readers are no help at all. I feel now that I should be made to ride the wooden pony by my husband as punishment for when I've been naughty.
Maybe David, with Larry's help, can rig something up at the cottage? It does not need to be elaborate, a simple suspended plank will do, like this.
I think I would look like that while riding it. How Larry would laugh at my naked pussy-squirming predicament as they tested out their contraption on me!
A punishment like this, I feel, would be appropriate for me for misbehaviour involving my pussy. For instance, for rubbing my pussy while in timeout it should be an automatic hour on the wooden pony I think, no questions asked. I like rubbing it? I can rub it against that for a full hour and to my heart's content.
Or, next time I forget to pee before a long car ride, I can be given a jug of water and then be made to dangle with my feet in a bucket and sit on the wooden pony until I pee it all out again. Several hours with first my toes, and later my full feet, dangling in a bucket of my own piss would for sure teach me a lesson. That seems fair and appropriate and I'm sure would be sufficiently harsh to ensure I would never, ever, misbehave in that same way again.
Of course, afterwards, regardless of the state of my poor punished pussy, my husband should make zero allowances, and subject me to a full measure of intercourse if he so desires. It is always my wifely duty to make myself available to him in that way, and my punishment should not change that. That was on me.
What do you boys think? Would being pussy-fucked like that after a few hours on the wooden pony hurt? You're darned right it would. And it would serve me right for misbehaving like I do.
Just look where my sex-addled mind goes. I need a fucking, and I need it now!
P.S. looking at some of the comments, I see some of you worried it is too harsh, and others playing along. It's just a fantasy for me, one I would like to be made to try, so thank you for any and all comments, and especially the ones that play along to help deepen my fantasy. I get wet as I read them!
P.P.S. Be careful when playing with toys like these - they can be dangerous. Fantasy is not reality.
