Friday, July 28

Latest Spanking

Oh, dear. I screwed up and got a little well-deserved spanking from my husband.

This time it was this stupid thing that measures water temperature. Actually, it's not stupid, it's sorta neat. The idea (I know now!) is that this one part floats in the lake and it beams the water temperature up to a "base unit" in the cottage so we know how warm/cold the water is.

Ok, so I know all that NOW. David bought it from Amazon and it arrived in the city. He assembled it all with the batteries and tested it and showed it to me. I don't know, there's something about my brain. I guess I didn't really pay attention when he showed it to me. He set it there in the little phone nook by the door. He said to me, "don't let me forget to bring it to the cottage".

Okay, time to go to the cottage. We're packing up and I pack the floaty thermometer thing, thinking I'm so great and helpful. We get to the car, he says, "Oh! The pool thermometer. Almost forgot!"

Mrs. Smug Smarty pants here, thinking she's the best wife EVAH, "I packed it."

"You're great!" he says. Well, yes I am.

We get up North. We're unpacking. He pulls out the floaty piece. He keeps looking.

"Where'd you pack the base station, honey?"

Base station?

I look at him confused.

"The base station," he repeats. "The part that stays inside so you know what the temperature is in the cottage? It was sitting right next to this part?"

Drawing a blank here.

"Oh! Julie!"

He shows me the picture I included above from Amazon. "That part," he says, pointing to it.

"There's another part?"

"I showed it to you. I literally showed it to you!"

He's getting a little frustrated. I'm starting to realize I screwed up.

"You specifically told me you packed it."

"I didn't know there were two parts! I'm sorry!"

He looks disappointed. It was both a toy for him, and a cool gift for me. Now I went and ruined it all.

I feel tears starting to appear in the corner of my eyes. "I'm really sorry," I say, starting to cry a little.

He smiles at me, hugs me, and says, "that's okay, baby. We'll bring it up next week."

He keeps hugging me and I'm starting to feel better.

"You know what this means, though..."

Oh my gosh! I get hit by a VERY distinct tingle in little miss puss puss. Yes, I know what it means.

"A spanking?" I ask him, whispering it. We're still hugging.

"That's right," he says, reaching down and grabbing my tight jeans-covered ass cheek, rubbing it, smacking it a little. Oh gosh! Heart is fluttering!


Isn't domestic discipline wonderful? Like magic, turns something that made him grumpy and me sad into something we both delight in. It was a legitimate wrongdoing on my part. It will therefore be a legitimate spanking I get. These legitimate spankings are everything I fantasize about. It's not as good if it's sexy play, or even roleplay. It's not the same thing. I was a legit naughty wife, and I will be punished accordingly with a legit spanking.


"Come on," he says, pulling me by my arm over to the couch. He pushes the coffee table away and sits in the centre. He pulls me closer.

He reaches out and undoes the clasp of my jeans, then pulls down my zipper.

"Down," he says.

He knows from experience my jeans are too tight around my hips to easily pull down. He makes me do it myself. I tilt my hips side to side as I work them down, squirming my way out of them. I take pains to make sure my simple white patterned cotton panties stay up.

When my jeans are around my knees he tips me over his lap and then rips down my panties to join my jeans at my knees. I am bare bottomed!

"You know you deserve this," he says as he rubs my bare bottom.

"yes, sir..."

"Ask for your spanking."

"Please spank me, Sir, for screwing up."

"A good hard one?"

"Yes, please, Sir. Please give me a good hard spanking for screwing up."

"That will be my pleasure," he says as he lifts his hand and then brings it down with a resounding crash across both my bottom cheeks at once.

I grit my teeth and grab onto his leg tightly. "Owwww..." I think to myself, without saying it aloud.

He begins his spanking rythme. It is relentless. He alternates cheeks, his big hand encompassing an entire buttocks cheek at once. His fingers wrap into my cleft on one side, and my pussy lip as he goes lower. Crash, after crash, after crash. Relentless. Utterly relentless.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" I begin wailing as my spanking continues. 

"I know you are," he says, without slowing or easing up at all.

I clutch his leg tightly. By clutching so tight, he'll know how much it hurts!

"I'll be a good girl! I promise!"

'Being a good girl' is code for I'll suck your cock and let you fuck me in the ass.

Finally, my spanking comes to an end. He's rubbing my bottom. I am still recovering, draped over his knee, my body completely exhausted.

Tap, tap, on my butt. "Up you go," he says. I stand a bit painfully and awkwardly with my jeans and panties wrapped around my lower legs.

"Over here," he says, guiding me slowly and carefully as I shuffle, guiding me to the corner.

"How long?" I ask, a bit pitifully.

"Half an hour," he decrees.

"Oh, please, Sir. Noooo..."

"Would you like a paddling and then an hour in the corner?"

"No, Sir!"

"Go on, then."

He pats my butt again and I shuffle the last couple of steps and lean into the corner so my nose touches both walls. I place my arms behind my back and interlock them. I am very conscious of my big bare spanked butt sticking out.

Then he just leaves me there, the bastard.

Thursday, July 20

We Spanked a Girl and We Liked It!

David and I spanked a very deserving young woman and we both quite enjoyed it. I can't give you any details as to who she is, or describe her, other than saying she is a very beautiful person (in every way you can think of - including physical).

This girl-woman was having problems with her finances. Let things get a little out of control. Poor planning, then indebted, yet still spending. Knowing our proclivities (and her own) we decided we would help sort her out. No, not with money, silly, just with a very sore bum followed by a very hot orgasm.

We started with a marvellous lunch out. All sorts of frisky and intellectually stimulating talk. Some drinks were served. David picked up the tab.

We then proceeded to the play space.

David's purpose there was not to be a cuck, but rather to bring some male disciplinary energy to the encounter. I took the backseat for most of it, enjoying watching David scold, berate, and then spank her. Absolutely made miss puss-puss tingle seeing him in action. And a unique perspective that it was not me on the firing line.

David started enquiring about her financial mishaps in more detail as I sat by, watching.

"Have we started the scene?" she asked.

Silly girl. What "scene"? She had been financially irresponsible and would be punished for it. ;-)

David repeats his question without answering that. She's starting to look embarrassed as she answers. Her head is a bit down. She blushes and answers nervously. David is calm but insistent with her, recapping what he hears. He appears friendly, drawing her out, seeming sympathetic. She confesses it all. She tries to mitigate her wrongdoing, saying it could have been worse. Like saying I bought $500 shoes but it could have been the $1000 ones so I actually saved money.

"I did pay off most of the loan already," she says, trying to lessen her misbehaviour.

David is not having it.

"So there's some part of the loan you did not pay off?"

"yes..."

David tells her to remove her lovely white dress. She needs help with the zipper behind. I do that, helping to strip her to David's gaze.  She has no bra. Her lovely breasts swing free. She has on only a little-girl-cute pair of panties. She knew what was coming and dressed the part. Did she imagine this moment? This moment where she would be required to strip? Her breasts bare? She has been spanked before, but not very often.

David is sitting on an armless chair. He takes her over his knee. He immediately pulls her panties down to her ankles. She raises her bottom to assist him. They fall right off. She is now fully nude, draped submissively. I have the perfect view. I have said little so far. It's surreal watching him do this to another woman. It has all the excitement of a male giving a female a spanking that I usually have to pay for with my ass. I'm actually happy I can experience it vicariously, without the pain of the actual spanking itself. She is my whipping girl.

The scolding is done. It's only spanking now. We all know why she's across the knee.

David gives her multiple rounds of intense hand spanking. I notice he starts a bit easy, but I know from experience that his starting easy is like the hardest hand spanking I can give. That's a very big, very strong hand, and a tiny little girl's bum. She may not realize it, but she is in for it.

This girl has played on the bottom before. More S&M'y type play. Less domestic discipline. She has a high pain tolerance and can process a lot of pain, and even seems to crave it. Every now and then she needs her "fix". Her financial irresponsibility is the perfect opportunity. I told her that if we did it, it would be the "real deal". That seemed to excite her. We gave her safewords in advance, yellow and red. I was wondering if we would get a yellow. No. Not this little pain slut. She would take everything we give her and thank us afterwards (literally).

David ramps up the intensity of her spanking. He's getting a definite reaction. She channels her Lamaze breathing as David spanks her poor bottom without regard.

He ends it suddenly. It had likely been five solid minutes of intense hand spanking. He rubs her sexy red ass.

"Round two," he declares. I see her body stiffen. Was she expecting that was it? Ha ha! He goes at her again, every bit as hard as before, putting her back where he had her before. In total he does this four times. She must have been across his knee for a good twenty minutes.

Somewhere along the way he picks her up by her hips and plonks her so that she straddles his one knee, her legs spreading and clamping around his left thigh. Her pussy, visible before, spreads obscenely as her bumhole comes into plain view. Oh my gosh! It's soooo embarrassing. I've been in that position. Is that what I look like? As she writhes, her pussy puts on quite the show! Her delicate folds compress and expand as she absorbs her spanking. Her bottom hole continuously winks at me. She is having a sexual reaction. Her lips and clit engorge. Her pussy moistens visibly and there is the scent of arousal. Total pain slut. She needs more.

David directs some of the smacks to her inner thighs. Oh, she does not like that! I feel her pain. But she takes it.

He spreads her already spread cheek wider with his left hand while spanking with his right all up and down her crease and near her anal pucker. He switches hands and belabours her other side. His fingertips occasionally whip against her pussy lips. I am wetting myself seeing this! He is very strict, very business like, very unrelenting.

Finally, finally, finally, her spanking is over. He lets her up. She has a rueful smile. Maybe she thinks it's over now?

"Oh, we're not done yet," he says.

We move into a bedroom area. I bring a couple of carefully selected implements with me.

A "birch", like this.

An extra long crop with an extra large and heavy slapper on the end.

I will be the one wielding the implements.

But before we get to that, I had a request for David. I had recently seen this gif on Sims4 BDSM and Spanking. I teased her with it before our rendezvous, sending it with the caption "bet she neglected her taxes and overspent..."

I wanted to recreate it with her on the receiving end and David wielding the belt.

[N.B. This was part of a lovely series of posts concerning me on that blog. I highly recommend you go check it out! It culminates in Cousins Punished Together - A Farmhouse Story. I've been age regressed to a teen, have sexy encounters with my "cousin" and am soundly spanked by my aunt and uncle. All played out in a virtual world with images, gifs, and text.]

We know she has a fear of the belt so we start with that.

David slowly removed his belt from his belt loops. He then stood beside the bed and put a foot up on the bed frame. He had her crawl up and over to straddle his raised knee. He doubled the belt and shortened down on it. He then used the belt on her.

Did not go too hard on her. And good thing. In David's defence, it's an athletic and unfamiliar position, but the doubled-up end of the belt did smack a pussy lip. Oh well! Can't make an omelette without cracking a few eggs. Can't learn to swim without getting wet. She put a hand up between her legs to shield her poor puss-puss for the rest of her belting. I did the only thing I could do. I laughed and made fun of the dangling girl, desperately shielding herself. She looks like she's masturbating herself! But she was a sport about it. She was determined to get through it (we did have a slow down safeword that went entirely unused despite great provocation :-)

"My turn!" I told David. I arranged two pillows on the bed and had David lower her, ass up, over them. He would get to spectate for a bit now.

Out came the caney birch.

I started with just my wrist. She seemed to almost enjoy that, writhing around like such a little slut. I added a little elbow into it. That got her attention!

After a few exploratory strokes to get my bearings, I decided to give her a measured number. I sentenced her to 24 which I counted out. Nice and slow with time in between to let the burn sink in. Some of the strokes had a truly excellent effect. I got some lovely cries and some very painful writhings. She's still game and I do not want to disappoint. I start getting a bit glassy-eyed and I channel my inner sadist. I go harder. She appears in great pain. I don't care. I enjoy giving her the pain. I aim most at the crease between thighs and bum. I don't want her sitting comfortably for a week, as they say.

After the appointed number I pick up the long whippy crop with the oversized, overweight slapper at the end.

This can do some real damage, I think. I take a few experimental strokes. I think that she thinks it's not too bad. I know I can go a lot harder with no real damage. Okay, getting the hang of it. I give her a sound one. Oh yes! That's the reaction I want!

I tell her to beg me for the next stroke. She's a bit confused from the pain, and she starts speaking. I tell her to shut up, I'm not interested in anything she has to say. I want her to beg with her ass. She sticks it out nice and high for me, wiggling it a little, giving me a perfect target. David is enjoying watching me work. She looks like she's begging for a good fucking. I'm sure David would be game, but that's not on his menu for today much as he might want that. After each stroke she collapses back in and writhes from side to side, but quickly offers her gorgeous ass again for the next stroke, and the next, and the next. She's being such a very good girl!

I sit on the side of the bed, bring her across my lap, and give her a light cool down spanking. Lots of rubs and squeezes mixed in. Her ass is on fire! I tell her that she's been a very good girl. A very obedient girl. A good little submissive. She seems to eat that up, squirming in delight at her praise.

My fingers wander to her most delicate folds. I play with them and she seems appreciative. I wet my fingers with saliva and play with her some more. I penetrate her. She raises her ass and begs me to spank her during her fondling. I oblige! She's turned on by the pain. I spank as hard as I can while my finger is buried up her wet cunt. She wriggles, wiggles, and screams her excitement. She might have cum, or just come close.

I ask David to put her back over her pillows. We both undress. I tell him to bury his face in her pussy from behind. He doesn't need to be told twice. He licks and fondles and penetrates with tongue and fingers. He seeks her G-spot. She yells her encouragement when he finds it.  I stroke David by way of encouraging him.

She wants to sit on his face. I put David on his back and she straddles him. I have him tongue her asshole as I kiss and fondle her. She uses her own hand on herself.

She dismounts. She and I lie on either side of David. We take turns playing with his big cock. I eventually mount him and cowgirl him to a nice orgasm as she pets and encourages us both.

A thoroughly lovely outing!

Aren't we the lucky couple...


Next morning she emails me:

I had such a fun time with you guys yesterday. I loved having lunch together and the spanking was perfect. The whole exercise opens me right up and I just become so slutty! Thank you for that! 
I went to an exercise class yesterday evening and my buttocks were sooo sore. I have some beautiful bruising developing on my sitz bones on both sides!

A job well done. That evening she emails again

My bottom is smarting! Very uncomfortable to sit down ;)

I follow up next day asking how her bottom is doing. I receive a reply in the afternoon.

My bottom is quite black & blue. There's definitely a strong series of lines left from the birch as well as bruising right at that crease. Still sore to sit today!

xoxo

I reply,

How delightful!

See if we can make it to "you'll not sit comfortably for a week, young lady!"

She sends me a progress report a few days later.

Bruising has gone down! I’m now on the yellow-green phase, all the dark blue and purple has gone except for right at the line of my cheeks on one side.

This has been fun! Quite possibly the hardest spanking I received in years. It still amazes me how frisky that makes me ;) 

Me too! I follow up exactly a week after the spanking.

So, it's exactly one week later. Can you sit comfortably? :-)

She replies.

I can!

Ha ha! Oh well. Still have not achieved our "not sitting comfortably for a week" Girl Guide and Boy Scout badges. Will have to try harder next time!

Monday, July 17

Censored on Kindle!

My last published book, David's Spankings, has just been censored on Amazon Kindle.

This is the initial email I received:

Hello,

We’re contacting you regarding the following book:

B0BQT2894Z
David's Spankings: A young man's journey into domestic discipline at the hands of his aunt and her submissive lesbian love-partner.

During our review process, we found that your book violate our content guidelines. As a result, we are not offering your book for sale on Amazon.

As a reminder, violations of our content guidelines may negatively impact your account status and you may also lose access to optional KDP services.

You can find our content guidelines on the KDP website:
https://kdp.amazon.com/help/topic/G200672390

If you have questions or believe you've received this email in error, reply to this message.

Amazon KDP

Yogesh
Amazon Content Review Team

If you look at the pertinent section of the referenced content guidelines, it's very short and not of much help:

Offensive content

We don’t sell certain content including content that we determine is hate speech, promotes the abuse or sexual exploitation of children, contains pornography, glorifies rape or pedophilia, advocates terrorism, or other material we deem inappropriate or offensive.

I was very careful with the age of all participants. The main character is David, aged eighteen. I was also very careful dealing with consent. Everything done is 100% consensual and with safewords explicitly discussed. I consider it to be quite educational in those regards. My cast of characters is very diverse in terms of sexual preferences: gays, bis, lesbians, and straights. There is no incest in it. David's aunt and mother spank him for disciplinary purposes (with his consent), but there is no sex. David does have sex with his "aunt" Chrissie, who is only an aunt by lesbian marriage to his bio-aunt. David does consent reluctantly to gay sex, doing it in exchange for having straight sex later. And he winds up liking the gay sex.

Of course it's "pornography", but TONS and TONS of stuff on Kindle is pornography, so that really doesn't narrow it done. Yes, yes, I am over the top, I know. But IT IS a work of art.

As per the email, I wrote back asking for clarification, but received essentially the same email back from them five times. Here was my last try getting it escalated.

Hello,

As stated in our content guidelines, we reserve the right to determine what content we consider to be appropriate. This content includes both the cover art image and the content within the book.

For more details about KDPs Content Guidelines, visit Help:
https://kdp.amazon.com/help/topic/G200672390

I'm sorry, but we can't offer any additional insight on this matter.

Regards,
Amazon KDP

Manikandan
Amazon Content Review Team

-----Previous Message-----

Hello,

We received the information you submitted for the following book(s):

B0BQT2894Z David's Spankings: A young man's journey into domestic discipline at the hands of his aunt and her submissive lesbian love-partner.

We need some additional time to review everything. We'll be in touch within 5 business days. We appreciate your patience.

Thanks for using Amazon KDP

Manikandan
Amazon Content Review Team

-----Previous Message-----

Please see earlier responses. It feels as if I'm talking to a robot. As I've previously stated, I've read those guidelines and they are not helpful. I am presuming you banned my book referring to the part that says "or other material we deem inappropriate or offensive." That is no guidance at all! I have read many books on kindle that contains material that could be deemed offensive or pornographic by you.

My book is educational about alternative lifestyles, educational to practitioners of BDSM, and a work of art. Please escalate this to a manager and ask them to respond with which specific parts offend so I can rewrite and resubmit in all good faith.

Thank you,

Julie

As I say, all the responses look as if they are either auto-generated by an AI or fully templated as they seem to not even acknowledge my question.

I was not really making any money from the books personally. It is literally all going to a very worthy cause directly into a bank account that supports somebody who works tirelessly for a charity that helps people greatly. So thank you for that, Amazon! Grrrrrrr!

As a result of this censorship, I'm releasing the book here on blogger free of charge as a pdf. I'll figure out how to make it more e-reader friendly later.

I believe it is still accessible to you if you purchased it on Kindle, but you cannot anymore find it or buy it on Kindle. My apologies to everybody who bought and paid for the book on Kindle. I really, really, appreciate your support and encouragement, and the money went to a very good cause.

New links are posted wherever I previously had amazon links. You can find the download page here: Download Page.


Thursday, July 13

Do Ends Justify Means?

Do the ends ever justify unethical means to pursue those ends? I believe this is a nuanced question and the answer is, "it depends on the ends and the means in question."

However, I do believe it is incumbent on all of us to bend way over backwards, question our own biases and inclinations, and bring a "beyond the shadow of a doubt" standard when deciding to pursue unethical means in pursuit of an end.

But in today's society I fear that this standard is not being routinely used, and we have certain people routinely using unethical means to pursue dubious ends.

In politics, unethical means are now routinely used to dishonestly smear opposing politicians with the end of getting your side into power.

For example, Democrat Senator Elizabeth Warren was widely criticized for using her supposed Cherokee ancestry on a job application for a University position.

There is no reason not to believe that she believed it. It had been passed down in family lore, and at the time there were no readily available genetic tests. Eventually, she did the right thing, got tested, and found she was only 1/1024th Native American, which she shared, and is much less than she believed. Nonetheless, the right continues to smear her to this day, with Trump leading the charge with his nickname "Pocahontas".

Now the "ends" of fighting to get into power is always portrayed as "civilization saving". Unless they get into power, it will be the end. Horrible things will happen! They may even believe it. In fact, I'm sure they do. The goal of "saving civilization" of course justifies a little bit on unethical politics, surely.

Did it really "end civilization" when Biden got in? Did it really "end democracy" when Trump got in? Of course not.

What's "odd" is how often these lofty goals seem to coincide with the protagonist's interests. Trump does not care about money, but he cares a lot about his own fame and ego. Trump fighting to get into office may "Make America Great Again", but it also feeds his larger than life ego. Just a coincidence, that.

The Clintons created a massive multi-billion dollar foundation "for the good of the world". The fact they and their cronies can travel the world in private jets, effectively laundering years of influence peddling graft has nothing to do with their lofty goals, surely.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying their goals are not the betterment of humanity, just that it fits the pattern that they also benefit, in both examples.

Climate Change as an example. Is a massive catastrophe of unimaginable proportions looming if we keep using fossil fuels? No, of course not. Do the high priests of climate change believe that? Maybe. Do they make money by convincing everybody? For sure. Massive wealth transfers are due to the climate change lobby.

The war in Ukraine. Is the West really sending all those weapons, including now cluster bombs, to "save democracy"? It's naive to think so. They may believe it. Just a coincidence that all the war hawks get hundreds of billions of dollars in motion, winding up in the hands of corrupt Ukrainians, US arms manufacturers, a revolving door of generals and arms executives, and politicians' war chests. Just a coincidence that, surely, that the ones most pushing the wars most personally benefit from them.

COVID hysteria. Drug companies made trillions. More trillions were set in motion toward those positioned best to benefit from the hysteria. Amazon and Walmart did great. The small businesses that went bankrupt, not so much. Just a coincidence, that. Did they legit believe they were helping to save lives while enriching themselves? Of course they did. It's the way the human brain works. Did this justify censorship, effectively forced vaccination, civil rights abuses? Well, yes, unethical means in normal times, but the end was to save grandma! Sure.

Aggressive prosecution of January 6 protesters beyond any possible definition of fair play as compared to, say, the thousandfold more destructive BLM protesters. "We must prosecute them harshly! It was an insurrection!" Also, just so happens you can smear your main political rival at the same time. Just a coincidence that.

Running Biden, a now senile, always mediocre, politician, with his entire family credibly accused of illegal gains via influence peddling. Democrats as a group turn a blind eye to all the allegations and evidence, because "anything to keep Trump out of office again!" and thus "save democracy!"

Utter, cavalier, suspension of First Amendment rights by the government indirectly getting views that don't suit their narrative du jour banned from social media. This was found to be the case in a recent court injunction with mounds of evidence behind it. The govt was told to cease and desist. And when they appealed for a stay, were denied it. "It's Russian disinformation!" they shriek. Never mind that the court found that the vast majority was not that. The reasoning of the preliminary injunction is excellent. Players in the govt believed that the means (violating first amendment rights) justified their ends (COVID vaccines, suppressing Trump via election interference regarding the laptop, protecting Fauci and the US govt from the lab leak theory). I disagree.

Yes, sometimes very important ends justify somewhat unethical means, but you better be bringing a far higher standard on both ends than they routinely do nowadays, or it's just plain wrong.