A Very Public Tamponing

I have a very funny story to tell today. I have a reader, who shall go nameless, who complimented me on my blog and with whom I was exchanging emails. One thing led to another, and I asked him if he wanted a dare from me:

Have you ever been involved in any public play? I think I can dream up a dare for you if you are willing. Nothing that will get you arrested or be dangerous to life or reputation or anything, but that might humiliate the heck out of you! Are you willing and able?

He responded as follows.

I would love to hear the dare. I know you must be busy as hell returning emails, blogging and such, Thank you so much for responding.You are amazing, really.Anything I can do for you, say the word...

I always have time for my readers. It's no big deal, though sometimes I am slow returning mail. But I gave him a task, one that I thought was an easy one:

Go to a drugstore and buy a big box of tampons. You are to find a young lady to check you out. You are to buy absolutely nothing else, just that. Then, when you get home, you are to insert one up your bottom and keep it there for several hours. You might need a little lube to get it in, and a little water to get it out. Knowing that you are buying the tampon in order to insert it into yourself should make you blush just a bit more at the checkout counter.

I asked for photos as evidence. I just wanted one with the little string hanging out of his bottom.

Well, oh my goodness, but didn't the poor boy procrastinate and procrastinate. At first he ignored it. Of course I was not going to respond to his emails until he completed his task for me. For example, he wanted to tell me about some other thing he did

Would like to tell you about my day, I think you would be pleased. Not what you suggested, but quite an adventure.Hope to hear from you soon.

I was short with him.

Not interested. Where's my box of tampons?

He tried wheedling his way out of it...

I was wondering if you had another dare besides the tampon one. (wimp)

I stood firm, as you would expect, responding very tersely to him.

No I do not have another dare for you. Go buy me a box of tampons.

Then he said he tried, but he went all over the place and could not find a young lady to check him out, only older women. Yes, the letter of the task, but not the intention. I told him to get himself checked out by an older lady!

Well, he finally did it, and came through with what I consider to be flying colours. Now this gentleman considers himself to be quite good looking (he sent me a photo and I can confirm it, and his bum is nice and firm as well!). I did receive my photo of his bum with the string dangling out his backside. Sooo funny!!! He is shy, though, so I will not publish that photo.

BUT, as a special added bonus, he asked the cashier to pose for a photo holding his box of tampons, and he, perhaps a wee bit reluctantly, agreed to allow me to publish that photo. I say reluctantly because he attempted to "horse trade" with me when I asked, so I made him plug and panty himself and re-write his response to my enquiry properly, which he did, giving me permission to publish the photo and recount the story here, no strings attached (pardon the pun).

So, drum roll please, here she is!

He also sent me the receipt, a photo of him holding the same box, and the tampon up his bottom.

Here was the experience as he described it.

Well, I see why you dared me to do this! I just went to the store, purchased a box (by itself) got a picture of the girl holding it for me, told her I was dared to do this. She was very understanding, I said "I have to follow through with this" she said, "I would be the same way" (she held up the box while I fiddled with my iphone because it was on video! and it took 5-8 seconds to fix the fucking thing!) getting redder by the second, I took both vid, and photo.  As I left, I thanked her again, and said "this is phase one"... she did a double take and smiled. (I wanted to die).

Oh my lordy lord! Well, he certainly fulfilled his dare in full. That look on the checkout girl's face is priceless!

I understand he masturbated with the tampon up his bum looking at the photo of the checkout girl.

He told me he felt violated by sticking a tampon up his butt. Well, at least he now might have some greater empathy for women going through their periods.

I find it very exciting that he embarrassed himself like that in front of the checkout girl. I am so glad he included that "part 1" comment. I am sure she is picturing him inserting that tampon into his back passage and walking around with the string dangling out, and positively laughing her head off. I bet you she shared the story with several girlfriends and they had a good laugh together at his expense. 

Our boy is currently unattached. Who knows, maybe the checkout girl can turn into a nice dominant girlfriend for him. I think she has all the makings of it. Taking this in stride with confidence, and humbling the poor man. Maybe he should embarrass himself even more and ask her out? Take another look at her, I think she would spank, what do you all think?