Monday, January 20

A Very Public Tamponing

I have a very funny story to tell today. I have a reader, who shall go nameless, who complimented me on my blog and with whom I was exchanging emails. One thing led to another, and I asked him if he wanted a dare from me:
Have you ever been involved in any public play? I think I can dream up a dare for you if you are willing. Nothing that will get you arrested or be dangerous to life or reputation or anything, but that might humiliate the heck out of you! Are you willing and able?
He responded as follows.
I would love to hear the dare. I know you must be busy as hell returning emails, blogging and such, Thank you so much for responding.You are amazing, really.Anything I can do for you, say the word...
I always have time for my readers. It's no big deal, though sometimes I am slow returning mail. But I gave him a task, one that I thought was an easy one:
Go to a drugstore and buy a big box of tampons. You are to find a young lady to check you out. You are to buy absolutely nothing else, just that. Then, when you get home, you are to insert one up your bottom and keep it there for several hours. You might need a little lube to get it in, and a little water to get it out. Knowing that you are buying the tampon in order to insert it into yourself should make you blush just a bit more at the checkout counter.
I asked for photos as evidence. I just wanted one with the little string hanging out of his bottom.

Well, oh my goodness, but didn't the poor boy procrastinate and procrastinate. At first he ignored it. Of course I was not going to respond to his emails until he completed his task for me. For example, he wanted to tell me about some other thing he did
Would like to tell you about my day, I think you would be pleased. Not what you suggested, but quite an adventure.Hope to hear from you soon.
I was short with him.
Not interested. Where's my box of tampons?
He tried wheedling his way out of it...
I was wondering if you had another dare besides the tampon one. (wimp)
I stood firm, as you would expect, responding very tersely to him.
No I do not have another dare for you. Go buy me a box of tampons.
Then he said he tried, but he went all over the place and could not find a young lady to check him out, only older women. Yes, the letter of the task, but not the intention. I told him to get himself checked out by an older lady!

Well, he finally did it, and came through with what I consider to be flying colours. Now this gentleman considers himself to be quite good looking (he sent me a photo and I can confirm it, and his bum is nice and firm as well!). I did receive my photo of his bum with the string dangling out his backside. Sooo funny!!! He is shy, though, so I will not publish that photo.

BUT, as a special added bonus, he asked the cashier to pose for a photo holding his box of tampons, and he, perhaps a wee bit reluctantly, agreed to allow me to publish that photo. I say reluctantly because he attempted to "horse trade" with me when I asked, so I made him plug and panty himself and re-write his response to my enquiry properly, which he did, giving me permission to publish the photo and recount the story here, no strings attached (pardon the pun).

So, drum roll please, here she is!


He also sent me the receipt, a photo of him holding the same box, and the tampon up his bottom.

Here was the experience as he described it.
Well, I see why you dared me to do this! I just went to the store, purchased a box (by itself) got a picture of the girl holding it for me, told her I was dared to do this. She was very understanding, I said "I have to follow through with this" she said, "I would be the same way" (she held up the box while I fiddled with my iphone because it was on video! and it took 5-8 seconds to fix the fucking thing!) getting redder by the second, I took both vid, and photo.  As I left, I thanked her again, and said "this is phase one"... she did a double take and smiled. (I wanted to die).
Oh my lordy lord! Well, he certainly fulfilled his dare in full. That look on the checkout girl's face is priceless!

I understand he masturbated with the tampon up his bum looking at the photo of the checkout girl.

He told me he felt violated by sticking a tampon up his butt. Well, at least he now might have some greater empathy for women going through their periods.

I find it very exciting that he embarrassed himself like that in front of the checkout girl. I am so glad he included that "part 1" comment. I am sure she is picturing him inserting that tampon into his back passage and walking around with the string dangling out, and positively laughing her head off. I bet you she shared the story with several girlfriends and they had a good laugh together at his expense. 

Our boy is currently unattached. Who knows, maybe the checkout girl can turn into a nice dominant girlfriend for him. I think she has all the makings of it. Taking this in stride with confidence, and humbling the poor man. Maybe he should embarrass himself even more and ask her out? Take another look at her, I think she would spank, what do you all think?

46 comments:

  1. Dear Miss Julie:

    I get my period every month synchronized with my wife's. I get two full two quart enemas on the first day of my period. The cramps and the bloating simulate a woman's first day.

    I use Tampax Pearl tampons and Kotwx overnight pads with wings. They are very thick and I am constantly aware of their presence in my panties.

    I buy all of our feminine hygiene products. My wife does not generally humiliate me in public but buying tampons and pads is an exception. I have to carry a pink purse for those occasions.

    I have tremendous respect for women and am kind, gentle and a super good maid at home. All true - try it - you and your husband will love it.

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    1. Holding an enema! Now why didn't I think of that.

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  2. OMG- you are correct- the look on her face is priceless! I think I need to go to the drugstore......
    Curtsy,
    jennifer

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    1. As I expected, she would be the "star"...
      He, on the other hand, is merely the subject of much laughter.
      J

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    2. And enjoying it, j, with a great big boner, I can assure you...

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  3. Haha !!

    Evil you ^^
    That picture is GREAT. I can hear her gossiping the next week-ends : " you don't know what another consumer asked me to do..."
    " Oh wait! It's this guy on the other side of the street ! "

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    1. I'm sure she'll be dining out on it for a month!

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  4. Julie, since you touched on the feminine hygiene products, i thought i would share what me wife sometimes requires me to do the night before a 'session'. She will have me wear a sanitary napkin and belt ( the old kind where the napkin has tabs to attach to an elastic belt that goes around the waist ), The pad is the largest one for heavy flows and is firmly wedged between my cheeks. Then a pair of panties to make sure everything stays in place. i will definitely have a restless night of sleep and guarantees very submissive feelings by morning. She will have me wear this after enemas are adminstered also, so i don't soil my panties.

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    1. An excellent policy re. the enemas. Would not want you messing your pretty panties.

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    2. I grew up in France at a time when it was very common to give medicine to children (and adults) in suppository form (this has now largely receded, except for e.g. babies that throw out their medicine). Such suppositories are essentially grease with some medicine mixed in; as a result one risks soiling the underwear with melted grease. My mother used to make me wear some kind of panty liner (normally meant for menstruating women) in my briefs, under my anus. I used to find that pretty embarrassing.

      When my wife learned of this, she took the habit of giving me medicine in suppository form as much as possible and (not always) made me wear the panty liner.

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  5. sound like very embrassing time for him and yes she look like somebody who spank even look like somebody intrest in making sure he does what he has to do

    I have ask and talked to female cashier before about spanking me they turn me down even talked some bartender too turn me down too

    mike
    Madison ohio

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    1. Well where there's a will there's a way, so keep at it, mike!

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    2. thanks for vote of support miss Julie I know that but too hard not finding female say yes to spanking me

      mike
      Madison ohio

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  6. Goddess Gretchen21 January 2014 at 00:54

    Love it Julie! Did the same to diaper sissy! Except I made her walk into the drug store in diapers and a tee shirt. I acted like an innocent bystander and since we were on vacation ther was no chance of running into anyone we would know. Anyway I got behind her in line and started to laugh and ridicule her. The affect was amazing! Not only did the cute young sales lady laugh but also people in the store.

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    1. How you do tease your diapered sissy!

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    2. Goddess Gretchen22 January 2014 at 01:36

      I think it's time to put David in diapers!

      Goddess Gretchen

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    3. Seeing a trend with Goddess Gretchen... lol

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  7. She certainly does look like she could spank good, strong looking fingers :)

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  8. Do the checkout girl know that her picture will be posted on a femdom blog?

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    1. An interesting question and moral dilemma underlying it. I thought about this quite a bit, weighing the pros and cons. At the end of the day I figure she did consent to having her digital photo taken as part of a sexualized prank without any promised, implied or otherwise, that the photo would be kept private. I think everyone nowadays is savvy enough to realize that a photo is more than likely to end up on-line unless otherwise promised (Facebook, Twitter, and so on). The photo is presented with no mis-representation as to her part in it. Indeed, she was only doing her job and doing it well, and there is no implication that she has any "deviant" sexuality of her own (unlike all of us here!), nor is her reputation impugned in any way. If she discovers the photo and if she then asks me to take it down, I will do so immediately, of course.

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    2. Indeed, in this picture she is only holding a very common item for a customer.

      Actually, if she finds this picture here, this could be good news : she is a regular visitor of you Blog and from now she would like to be involved more in tormenting your nameless friend ; )

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    3. That thought put a big smile on my face!

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    4. Aren't there now search engines with face recognition?

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    5. Is there a possible concern with breach of condions of use with the blog provider? It just takes them to see it differently.

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    6. I hope not. I am careful to read the conditions and abide by them faithfully. If you see this blog shutdown, it will likely be the prude police!

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  9. OMG that is awesome!!! Good work Julie! I love your blog and I read it constantly, I'm addicted :)

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    1. Yummmy! Nice compliment. Thank you!

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  10. I'll admit this is embarrassing and Dianne has had me buy them for her. And definitely very uncomfortable having one shoved up your butt and my longest was about 40 minutes.

    But at least in my opinion this still takes second place in embarrassment behind having to purchase panties by yourself. Although this guy took the tampon buying to a whole new level with getting a picture and saying it was phase one.

    bob s.

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    1. I suspect there are more than a few "vanilla" wives as well who may take a secret delight in sending their men out to buy such products for them.

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  11. Well well well... I've quite often bought feminine hygiene products for my wife along with groceries and never thought of it as humiliating. It's quite possible that on occasion I've had to buy only this or perhaps with few other items, since my wife is a bit forgetful ("hey I'm nearly out of tampons, can you buy me some on the way back from work? I use this brand").

    On occasion, we've used going to the drugstore to buy certain items as a punishment. For instance, it's quite embarrassing to buy at the same time a rectal thermometer (you know, the glass ones that used to be sold in a box with a red tip so as not to confuse them with the oral ones...), vaseline, latex gloves and an enema bag. Or, in a French drugstore 15 years ago, a martinet (a flogger allegedly for use on pets, but that used to be widely used on children 40 years ago); for this one I still remember the puzzled look on the cashier's face ("is this for him, his partner, his child?") and the strange remark she uttered; I probably was very red-faced.

    Once, we were traveling and I was unpleasant as though irritated, and I said to my wife I had stomach pains as though constipated. We stopped at a drugstore and bought and enema bag, and, in front of the cashier, she remarked that I would get my "treatment" as soon as we were back to our room. I could have died of embarrassment.

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    1. I think it need not be embarrassing once a male understands his place with respect to his wife. hence why it is such good training for those that are only halfway there.

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  12. You are a rare breed Ms. Julie....
    Your twisted but delicious mind is apparently in high demand.
    J

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  13. Dear Ms Julie,
    Thank you for sharing this adventure by nameless. I do like your response about posting the picture of the clerk. To nameless, well done. I know you did not want your tamponned tushie up here, and that is ok. Not every one is brave enough or ??? to post pictures of oneself

    pie pie 4 now
    pieclown

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  14. Marvelous post!, I loved it! , i think Manny should take a dare from Ms. Julie as well!, I can think of some ideas but none are as deliciously kinky as yours.

    Kind Regards,
    Andrea

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  15. Seems like Ms. Julie gets more and more fans with every post, i loved this one.

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  16. You should make him buy a girly dress, with proof of course! He could say he lost a bet. It would be a lot of fun ahah :D

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    1. Have not heard from him for a while... I think one "dare" was enough. I wonder if I'll ever hear from YOU again, johnny??

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  17. My wife decided it would be a good idea to share the experience of monthly wearing of tampons with me. I now experience the 'pleasure' of wearing a tampon 5 days a month. She has allowed me to choose which brand I prefer to wear. I like the fit and feel of Tampax Pearl Ultras. She insists on inserting them in me with glee.

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