What is the most embarrassing thing your parents caught you doing?
Answer by Fiorella Goode, May 4, 2018 (link)Wow there is so many but I would say giving oral sex to my boyfriend. We planned a trip to Disney world and I asked if i could invite my boyfriend. My parents agreed and his parents agreed so he came with us to Disney world. My mom explicitly said nonsectarian during the trip and I agreed and we decided he would sleep on the pull out sofa.Here is a pic of Fiorella,
We were in Florida for the week and the first two days he was good, but we went to the beach and I wore a thong bikini and he was getting horny. At night when my parents were asleep he would come into my room and beg me for a blowjob.
One night I gave in and told him to come in my room when everyone was asleep. He came in at 1am and I was in the bed nude. We couldn’t have sex because I’m a screamer, but I wanted to satisfy him. I let him suck and play with my tits and then I got on my knees and started to suck on him.
We both were so caught up in the moment that we didn’t even realize my mom had woken up and was watching silently in the dark while I sucked him. He was overexcited and cummed in a few minutes and I happily took his load in my mouth and swallowed.
he went to the bathroom to clean up and my mom came in. She asked what was I doing and I was embarrassed because I already knew she knew. I wasn’t embarrassed because of the act, but because I felt like I betrayed her trust. I immediately apologized and explained that he just needed something to relax him as we didn’t have sex.
My mom already knew that we have been intimate and that we perform oral sex a lot so she wasn’t shocked. To my surprise, she laughed and said I knew that you would suck him eventually as I am like her and crave oral sex. She said I could suck him at night when everyone slept but no sex. She left and I told my boyfriend what my mom said.
And a "bonus" Quora answer from sweet Fiorella:
Do you let men cum in your mouth?
If I am to give oral sex it is a requirement that they cum in my mouth and I swallow. I once dated a guy that thought the idea of a woman swallowing was nasty and told me it turned him off. Not only did we break up soon after he never received oral sex from me. I honestly don’t see the point if I can’t swallow.
Let us analyze together.
First of all regarding the use of the word "nonsectarian".
On to a critical analysis of the answer.
He came in at 1am and I was in the bed nude. We couldn’t have sex because I’m a screamer, but I wanted to satisfy him. I let him suck and play with my tits and then I got on my knees and started to suck on him.I like that she's a "screamer". Shows a certain openness to experience. She's also clearly a very nice unselfish girl, thinking only of her boyfriend like that.
We both were so caught up in the moment that we didn’t even realize my mom had woken up and was watching silently in the dark while I sucked him. He was overexcited and cummed in a few minutes and I happily took his load in my mouth and swallowed."Cummed?" ... "Came," maybe? Honestly not so sure cum to think on it. She is Peruvian though, so English is a second language, but she writes very well!
If I had a daughter, seeing that I would be so proud of her, down on her knees, selflessly sucking off her boyfriend's big cock. And we know all about daughter's views on swallowing.
She asked what was I doing and I was embarrassed because I already knew she knew. [...]. I immediately apologized and explained that he just needed something to relax him as we didn’t have sex.I think that's very reasonable. Most parents would be very understanding under the circumstances.
To my surprise, she laughed and said I knew that you would suck him eventually as I am like her and crave oral sex. She said I could suck him at night when everyone slept but no sex.Like Mother like Daughter! The apple does not fall far from the tree. But good parenting to make sure that there was "no sex", only sucking.
Of course, some mothers might have other ideas on how to deal with the situation...
Hmmm I think Miss Julie has a little girl crush on Miss Fiorella :P
ReplyDeleteIf the mother craved oral sex so much I'm suprised she didn't forbid her daughter from anymore sucking and then 'take care' of the boyfriend herself :D
Having looked at a few more of her posts I have to agree with you :D
DeleteAnd I really want to know whether the whips, paddles etc she found in Whats-the-most-unexpected-thing-you-ever-found-in-your-parents-bedroom were used on her mom or her dad...
Let's ask!
DeleteMy college roommate. Invited me to join her and her mother for spring break. We were one evening enjoying ourselves hoping her mother would not hear. The next morning at breakfast her mother asked, How Long, looking stunned we told her. We were staying at her mother’s cabin, seculded and decided to have some “fun”, well her mother caught us. She was not acceptable for a public show, and she took her daughter and over her lap she went and I was shocked as her mother spanked her. My friend danced around rubbing and the mother soon had my arm and over her lap I went. We both were crying and rubbing, she scolded us for the outdoor display, we were taken inside, faced the wall. When we returned to college we talked about the spanking and both knew we wanted another from her mother, being naughty added to our relationship.
ReplyDeleteGirls being girls, and being spanked for it! Love it!
DeleteWhat? No comments yet? There are usually a thousand by the time I read these things.
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Exactly. It's a great post......but you can't jerk off to it so for the general public it is like a masterful song ......without a good dance beat. LOL
DeleteHey, I just posted it (very) late last night and not had a chance to moderate the comments yet!
DeleteHey there. Congratulations and welcome to the very gratifying but iffy world of sarcastic analysis posting!
ReplyDeleteI found Fiorella's entry to be hysterical, and like you was already forming snarky responses to "her" story. All her piece needed was some lame-ass caption or photoshopped image to go with it to be a perfect example of Internet fiction posing as a 'true story'.
Love it. Do more!
Oh yee of little faith! I enjoy assuming it is all real and will continue doing so, Mister Cynical Pants! I suppose Fiorella will have to greedily suck your cock before you believe? ;-)
DeleteOh wait, you're right! I find this part extremely unbelievable: "I once dated a guy that thought the idea of a woman swallowing was nasty and told me it turned him off."
DeleteIsn't it fun to cut loose on this crap?
DeleteOh, I forgot to specifically point out that the "nonsectarian/Inigo Montoya" bit had me rolling. I think that from now on whenever I watch Princess Bride, I will think of Inigo as a nonsectarian.
(A little surprised you avoided comment on the name: Feel-a-really good?) Definitely real. ;-)
This isn’t exactly getting caught, but I was mortified.
ReplyDeleteMy parents took my sister and I to see The Graduate. I was 12. In the movie the Dustin Hoffmann character has just graduated f I’m College and had an affair with a friend of his parents Mrs. Robinson, played by Ann Bancroft. A few scenes turned me on way too much. At 12 I was mostly fixated on 13-16 year old girls, but M s Robinson was in her 40s. Very strange.
It would have been embarrassing enough, just to be there with my parents and sister, but right behind us sat Karen W., a girl with had a huge crush on. Her parents let her attend by herself.
Mrs. Robinson was hot!
DeleteWhat a selfless, generous girl. And her mom was so reasonable to allow her to continue taking care of her boyfriend, as long as they didn't have intercourse. But what about the daughter's pleasure? Is her boyfriend allowed to take care of her, orally?
ReplyDeleteOTOH, Fiorella intentionally disobeyed her mother. She had her boyfriend sneak into her room where she was nude in bed, and they engaged in intimate sexual acts. Instead of asking her mom if just giving a blowjob would be okay, she didn't trust her mother to allow it. I think mom should have stopped what was happening as soon as she saw what was going on, and then given her naked daughter a good sound maternal over-the-lap spanking right then and there. After her spanking, Fiorella could give her boyfriend what he wanted with mom there to watch. I don't think seeing his girlfriend's red bottom would prevent the boyfriend from enjoying his blowjob.
Quite the opposite in fact!
DeleteI like your version better.
Have you ever taken david out for a mani pedi day. At least to get his toe nails done to match yours?
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I have not.
DeleteWhat's this? A second item (first is spanking david in ladies bathroom in a mall) to add to your Kinky Bucket List? Two within 24 hours!
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well I personally despise the whole mani pedi thing. Waste of time!
DeleteInteresting!! You're the first woman I know who doesn't like manis or pedis. For you, what about them is a waste of time? Perhaps your fingernails and toenails are just naturally lovely?
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Oh I like the result well enough, just not the process!
DeleteThe mother was 'watching silently in the dark'. A peeper. A voyeur. Bet she was enjoying the show. The mother should've gone over the knee.
ReplyDeleteWhat if the voyeur mother had been your daddy Ms Julie? Would you have said 'bad daddy' and given him he's peepers punishment? Mr D
No, in this case I'd have taken my spanking like a good little girl and then blush like crazy as Daddy made me "finish off" my bf while the whole family watches and laughs at us and comments on my skills (or lack thereof).
DeleteThat might create some sibling rivalry. "Julie's gagging. Sue, Nancy step forward and show her how it's done," says daddy.
DeleteTee hee!
Deletebet you wanted take the girl over your lap for strict julie bare butt spanking ? even wanted ask her how she feel about spanking right
ReplyDeletethe last pic is Miss Elizabeth spanking lil blu bunny Aadrianna evans in case wondering
I did!
DeleteAnd thank you for the attrib!
Deletesome how i figure you did and already knew what ask for all us pervert kinky spankee mens want hear make us get more naughty then
ya welcome i love lend a hand for or my contribution
way i can your alway lend a hand to spank give spanking naughty bare behind
woud you had spanked all 3 the girl her boyfriend and her mom for this or told mom to give her naughty daugther a spanking if bf complain she should spank him as well for complain his gf getting spanked since he also guilty as well then girl Miss F spank her bf for getting her in trouble
ReplyDeletewe all know lot of people dont think about being spanked or getitng spanking if doing stuff not suppose until caught then being told going be punish with good spanking
Yes, spankings (and bj's) all around!
Deletewell you make rule and if what miss julie want ask then we get Spankings and (bj all around) then that what happen no argueing or get punishment much worse or doesnt happen for us we sit in corner while every one get enjoy fun
DeleteMay I ask where you sit on the 'screamer' scale Ms Julie? Low, medium or high?
ReplyDeleteA firm medium!
DeleteOkay. The thought of that is too much for me. I gotta go jerk off now.
DeleteThis male would be "high", that damn hairbrush my wife applies is the reason. I know the neighbor hears, my wife could care less. Oh and about the hairbrush, it is extra large, she brought it after catching me masturbating, for me she holds back and I have needs. She called it disgusting, only naughty little boys do it. I must address my erection prior to a spanking, and that just makes me louder. Joe
DeleteVERY fitting punishment for masturbating without her permission. Next step will be not caring who SEES.
DeleteThis male has learned and the last picture points it out, the spankings a woman can give are the worse spankings you can get. I thought a spanking by my girlfriend would be a joke, I soon learned it was not. When we were dating and meeting her Mom for the first time, she was not happy, my wife, with my attitude. She waited until her Mother went shopping and told me I was going to get a spanking, I laughed, went along with it, but regretted it. I was facing the wall, pants and underpants around my ankles when her Mother came back. She looked at me and then her daughter, and said Thank You to her daughter, he earned it. My girlfriend said to her mother she did not know if she would approve a spanking at his age and glad she did. We were married a couple of months later, the spankings continue and they hurt like hell, my wife saids I'm a slow learner. Her mother gave her a nice large paddle for a wedding gift. The first time I felt it was from my Mother-in-law, visiting her home, informed no in-law in this family, and when she told me as my Mother I was getting a spanking, that paddle got my attention, my wife just watched and enjoyed the show.
ReplyDeleteI agree. Woman generally have a higher pain tolerance and think men are babies in that department. We also know when it is kind to be cruel and are perfectly comfortable with doling out that which is needed. The little extra mechanical advantage of a paddle, and your ass is grass!
DeleteWomen are in no hurry when it comes to a spanking I’ve also learned. My wife will make me stand in the front room either naked or bare from the waist down and scold me. Her mother told her the wait is better than the spanking. I must masturbate prior to a spanking, so she makes me hold my erection. She enjoys watching me play with myself, I just want to get it over with. The spanking hurts and instead of facing the wall I must take her out to lunch, or dinner. She does not hesitate to tell the waitress why I’m squirming and I better reply or face another spanking when we get home. She drives, I cannot sit still. The strong bond between mother and daughter, she will call her mother and tell her of what I did and the spanking I got.
DeleteJulie, my mother told me marriage is more than the fun you can have, as the wife you must remember husbands can be naughty little boys. It took several months into the marriage to see this. I called my mother and told her, she just said get the hairbrush and get to the bottom of the problem. I approached my husband, sternly told him that his actions were that of a little boy and that as his wife will address the problem. He laughed when I told him he was going to get a spanking, he was not laughing long. Today he pleads, beg, when he has earned a spanking, I let him go on and then sternly say enough. The one such spanking he will always remember when I waited until he was done in the shower, his wet bottom felt the sting of the hairbrush and he really danced around. I made him stand facing the wall in the front room, he did not know my mother was coming over, when she arrived he pleaded to get dress. My mother said one more word from you, she would spank him, he stayed quiet while wwe visited. He asked me later if she would, and I said it would be worse than my spankings.
ReplyDeleteBare naked corner time while another woman visits is an excellent addition to his punishment. Well done!
DeleteMy wife told me awhile back of when her and her best friend were caught by the best friend mother playing with one another. My wife spent the weekend and as she saids they were just doing girlie things and the friends mother caught them. The mother scolded them, said nothing will leave this house. They were standing, naked, thinking all they would get would be a scolding, the mother then gave her daughter a spanking, bath brush and then she was given a spanking. Being Sunday, they had to go to church, hated those pews, squirming. Leaving, a friend of her mother was talking with her and said never too old I see, my friends mother smiled and said, your so right. My wife said she learned she enjoyed the spanking, reason she married me, I give good spankings. I have a bath brush, I use it, she sometimes complains, I spank harder, her sexual drive is notice when we have our fun.
ReplyDeleteA spanked wife is a happy wife!
DeleteWhen i was 17 stopped at my girlfriends house after school nobody there but her and me . Sitting on the couch fooling around she got on her knees and started blowing me . Next thing i looked up and her dad was watching thru the screen door . Threw a blanket over her head and her dad walked in . He said he will let her mom deal with it. Thats all he said . Her mom came home her dad called us to the kitchen. Her mom said we can get a spanking or she would call my mom . So i agreed to a spanking . I thought it was from her but it was from her dad bare assed pants around my ankles in front of all of them . And she said he wasn't to stop till i was in tears . I was tough then but he got me to cry then she didnt even get a spanking cause her mom said i talked her into it .
ReplyDeleteOMG! So sexy! Man-spanked in front of the women! Must rank as an all-time high in the embarrassment scale for you. Hard to live that down.
DeleteShe used to tease me about it when it was just her and me . Her dad never spanked me again but her mom did a couple times . I think she spanked her husband but never did ask . I think she was teaching her daughter cause evertime she was there. And she was good at it all busines hard and fast.
DeleteMy kind of Mom!
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