It was a fine day in the North American household when Daddy Trump came home from a long, hard day of Making America Great Again, only to find his naughty little neighbor, Miss Canada, up to no good again.
“Oh, what’s this?” Daddy Trump bellowed, stepping inside and catching a whiff of something foul. “Is that fentanyl I smell, young lady?”
Miss Canada, the fresh-faced, maple syrup-loving girl next door, shuffled her feet guiltily. “Oh… well… um… it wasn’t me! It's, uh… China! Yeah, China did it!”
Daddy Trump shook his head. “Now, now, little lady. You're supposed to be watching your borders, not letting all sorts of bad things sneak through. And don’t get me started on all those illegal immigrants slipping right past you and into my backyard!”
“But Daddy—”
“No buts, young lady! Well… except for one butt, and you know which one I’m talking about.”
Miss Canada's face turned red as she realized what was about to happen. She had heard Daddy Trump was serious about discipline, and now she had pushed her luck too far.
“What can I do to stop this?” she pleaded, wringing her hands.
Daddy Trump crossed his arms. “Nothing.”
Canada squeaked. “Nothing?!”
“Nothing,” Daddy Trump confirmed with a nod. “This spanking is happening whether you like it or not.”
Before Miss Canada could beg or protest, she found herself being pulled over Daddy Trump's lap. Her red-and-white skirt was flipped up, and in one swift motion, her panties were whisked down, leaving her poor little maple leaves completely exposed.
SMACK!
“Oooh!” Canada yelped, kicking her legs.
SMACK! SMACK!
“But Daddy Trump, it’s not fair!” she whined, her bottom quickly turning as red as her flag.
“You insulted the President of the United States,” Daddy Trump lectured, delivering another crisp spank. SMACK! “You let criminals sneak in.” SMACK! “And you didn’t stop that nasty fentanyl!” SMACK! SMACK!
Tears welled up in Miss Canada's eyes. “I-I’ll retaliate!” she blubbered. “I’ll put tariffs on you too!”
Daddy Trump paused mid-spank, his face growing stern. “Oh, will you?”
Miss Canada gulped.
Slowly, deliberately, Daddy Trump reached down to his waist and unbuckled his belt. The clink of the metal buckle sent a shiver down Miss Canada's spine.
“If you want to play that game, little miss,” Daddy Trump said, pulling the belt free, “then it’s ‘gonna be twice as bad for you.”
Canada panicked. “N-No! I'm taking it back! Please don’t use the belt!”
But it was too late.
Daddy Trump folded the leather in half, raised it high, and—
The last thing Canada's neighbors heard that evening was a series of loud WHACKS! and the sound of their northern neighbor wailing for all the world to hear.
And that's how Daddy Trump reminded little Miss Canada that when she misbehaves, her bare little bum belongs to him.
This should be more of a self spanking story
ReplyDeleteHa! Agreed!
DeleteMiss Canada went to the corner, her eyes glistening with tears, but utterly turned on from being put in her place and she was tempted to diddle herself in the corner. Then Daddy Trump’s attention turned to the ample-bottomed Miss Mexico. Miss Canada's spanking was going to look like love taps compared to the thrashing that Miss Mexico's Latina bottom was about to take. Miss Canada had just been behaving in a silly manner, Miss Mexico on the other hand was utterly incorrigible.
ReplyDeleteA small consolation!
DeleteOf mice and Men.
ReplyDeletesqueak 🐁
DeleteI like your imagination and creativity. And I like your cartoon. I disagree with your politics, but understand and respect your right to express your views. You expressed them well here.
ReplyDeleteThe attempt to blame Canada for the United States fentanyl problem is called projection, but what is really required here is introspection (on a national level). Systemic inequality MAY be a cause of the fentanyl problem. (But we do not know what the real cause of the problem is - and my best guess is - it is not Canada).
Unfortunately, Trump and the other oligarch-billionaire class members are populists and do not have the ability, the mental acuity, or the inclination to really assist the American working class with resolving the issues that they/ we face right now, including - and maybe especially - the issue of inequality.
The tariff paddle he holds in your cartoon is a case in point. And the actions he has taken (in real life) are a case in point. The tariff war is yet to come. It is not totally clear how it ends, but I am absolutely sure that Trump will get paddled, also.
I would imagine that the tariff paddle is not as scary to the true leaders other Countries as the US President bully thinks it is. And when he is done, he will have to negotiate with the countries, and the leaders of those countries he tried to bully. And that means Trump will be negotiating from a position of weakness.
So my request to you: If trump gets paddled by the "tariff paddle" (metaphorically speaking), will you write a fictional story about YOU receiving a paddling with that same paddle? I would hope - when that paddling is earned by you (not if - when), you express the emotions and the effects - that you would feel if you actually got paddled with that paddle. (I do not want you to actually get paddled - I just want the story, please).
If you want to make it a bet - I will provide you with a story - or you can write it - of me getting paddled with that paddle If Trump wins the tariff war. (But honestly, win a tariff war? As if that was possible - and even if it was possible, this is not the leader who could do it - and his actions prove it).
We will know who wins by recognizing the effect of the tariffs on our economy - higher inflation, higher costs, lower employment are expected. If we see that, we know we are not winning the tariff war. But you get to decide when the story gets written - and who gets paddled. (But if you accept my challenge, and treat my challenge honestly, it is already clear who is going to get paddled).
I appreciate your blog - and really like your stories. I especially enjoy your ability to flip back and forth between the F/M and M/F spanking with such ease and fluidity. All of your stories are good. I also appreciate your ability to use AI to enhance your creations. That is a real skill and is impressive.
In the future, I will enjoy watching your development as you learn that - perhaps - the guy we put in the White House is not the savior of the American way. He is a trouble maker. And we get to clean up his mess.
Thanks for the post.
Well, I am second guessing my support for him!
DeleteImagine that...
DeleteDon’t worry, I’ve come back around again! What an AWESOME president! RFKj, Tulsi, Hegseth, Patel, Bondi, Holman, even ‘lil Marco. And DOGE? Nailing it!
DeleteMs SJ:
ReplyDeleteCan you arrange for some of the babes on Fox News to teach me some manners and correct my left-leaning snowflake ways, please?
Rosco
I’ll see what I can do. How ‘bout that new press secretary?
DeleteI do love Karoline’s sharp tongue, and she’s cute to boot. Maybe I could get a press pass and bait her with an inappropriate question or two.
DeleteShe’s younger than my kids, but there’s little such judgement of age gaps on this page ha ha.
Rosco
Daddy trump absorbs Canada as the 51st state. For the country’s sins each year a woman is chosen to go to the White House for a symbolic televised spanking on the bare. You’d be a perfect choice Ms J.
ReplyDeleteGreat idea but why only once a year? I suggest once a week, on Sunday evening, for Julie, normal years.
DeleteAnd leap years: spanking by US troops of all Canadian female citizens during the entire month of February.
Well, I wouldn’t mind…
DeleteYay hunger spanking games for district 51
DeleteIntroduce a version of droit du seigneur - a European custom where the feudal lord gets to bed virgins on their wedding night. King Trump and his nobles may select any Canadian female subjects for spanking and bedding. Ms Julie is the first chosen by Elon.
DeleteI hear he has a very big cock…
DeleteAnd being South African a sjambok.
DeleteThe beautiful and talented Ms Julie would make a perfect sacrificial slut to be spanked bare for Canada’s sins. Daddy Trumps ratings would triple. Win win.
DeleteI’m sure Elon has a firm hand and a fine cock. You’re very lucky to be in the Trump hunger games Julie
DeleteI’m getting wet…💦💦💦
DeleteNow, now, daughter Mexico is MUCH LESS NAUGHTY then Miss Canada...Missy Canada is being STUBBORN whereas Mexico has already agreed to send 10000 troops to the border, and had most of the tariffs removed. I'm afraid, cute is Canada IS, she's going to do more standing in the corner!
ReplyDeleteClarence The American Imperialist
We got a reprieve! Spanking in a month if we don’t obey Daddy.
DeleteI hope that the Right Honourable Justin Trudeau is not a reader of your blog,then he will be giving you the spanking you deserve.
ReplyDeleteMind you a much more appealing prospect than your beloved uncle Donald.
It’s spelled ‘Turdeau’.
DeleteTurdeau doesn’t spank. He’s too woke.
DeleteYup!
DeleteThis shouldn't come from a Canadian Julie.
ReplyDeleteIt should be Mommy Canada retaliating with maple tree switch spanking him back or even Canadian prison strap.
The strap!
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