A couple of weeks ago I had bought a nice big ginger root as a result of one of the comments on the blog. I thought that Friday would be a perfect day for an experimental figging of my husband. And since Easter weekend is all about family, I thought, why not invite Sue?
Usually I try this sort of thing out on myself (briefly) first, but I did not want to waste the ginger root (or, I must confess, let it anywhere near my delicate little bumhole for that matter!). Besides, there are lots of reports on the Web of the effects, so I thought it was safe enough to try it out directly on david as an experiment where he could feed back the sensations as it was happening.
I called my big sister Susan in the morning, told her about my plans for the day, and asked if she wanted to assist? Turns out she had nothing big planned, and thought that would be fun, especially seeing as we had not made the time to play with david for a while now. So she dropped by late morning and we started in on our experiment.
I brought david into the kitchen and told him to stand there and watch, and not say anything. I went to the fridge and got out the ginger root, a knife, and a peeler. I told david there was this thing called "figging" I wanted to try, where I peel this and stick it up his bum, and it's supposed to be quite unpleasant for him. Sue was here to help out.
"What, you're going to stick it up hers first?" he asked.
This was david making a joke and wanting to get a rise out of us. We don't play with sister Sue that much, and I guess he wanted what time we did have to be memorable. However, I was on a mission of exploration and didn't want to get too sidetracked. Sue and I just looked at each other. I told Sue to slap his face. Sue grinned and turned to david. "Keep you hands at your sides," she said to him. Then she hauled off and gave him a huge slap right across his face.
"Owww!" he said, holding his cheek. Sue held up a finger to him and said, "behave!" Then she turned back to me and said "I've always wanted to do that to a guy!" There were no more humorous comments from my husband after that. She really smacked him hard. Gulp.
Sue offered to peel the ginger for me. She is better at these sorts of things than me. We discussed what shape it should be. A little pointy at the tip, but not too pointy. Tapering at the base. Leave some extra at the base so it doesn't slip in. We discussed which part of the ginger to you use and how to carve it up. Sue proceeded quickly after that to shape it and peel it to the perfect dimensions. Poor david just stood there looking on. Ha Ha!
|Here it is - I took the picture afterwards so it is slightly used.|
Is it not a thing of beauty?
I asked Sue if she thought we needed lube? We both touched the peeled ginger and noticed that it was pretty slick. It seemed to ooze its own natural lubricant a bit. We decided to give it a go without, worrying that lube might interfere with the ginger action.
I told david to go to the bathroom and make sure he was clean in there for us, and then to come back down to kitchen in his birthday suit and we'd try out the ginger in his bum.
david scurried away to do as he was told, and Sue and I plotted out some follow on ideas. david came back to us all nude, but he was not hard (which is unusual). I think the ginger root had him a bit worried!
We made him bend over and grab his ankles for the insertion. Sue held his cheeks apart as I tried to get the ginger in.
It was having a hard time getting in. So I wet it under the tap and then tried again. His bum hole was really closed up tight! I had to cajole him into relaxing it. Sue told him to pretend like he was "going" and cajoled him also. All of a sudden, whoop, the tip slipped in. I had to gently ease it in further but eventually got it right up to the hilt.
I told him Sue and I were going to take turns spanking him to see how it felt during a spanking. Sue went first. She sat on a kitchen chair and took him over her knee.
By this time, the ginger had been in for about 6 minutes or so. I asked him if it was any better. He said it was worse.
As he was nearing the end of his time, we could see he was having trouble standing still. He told us after that the ginger burning made him want to wiggle his bum, but every time he wiggled his bum it got worse, so it was a constant balancing act.
After his 15 minutes were up we asked again if he had gotten used to it and was it any better. He again said, no, it was just worse. We told him that his time was up, but asked if he would like to keep it in longer, for the sake of science? He declined. Spoilsport.
We took him up to the bathroom. It was quite painful for him to walk with the ginger root inside of him. The moving of his legs caused more burning, and he "ow, ow, ow"d his way all the way up to the bathroom. Sue accompanied, of course. When there, I had him face away from the toilet and bend over. I didn't know what to expect, and if I slipped out the ginger and there was a bit of a mess, he would be right there at the toilet. I pulled it out, it appeared quite clean, and I tossed it into the bathroom sink.
I asked him how it felt now. He said it was a relief to get it out, but that his bumhole still burned pretty bad, like the worst day-after Mexican food ring'o'fire kind of thing. I made him bend over and spread his cheeks for us, but nether Sue nor I could see any evidence of damage, but I believed him that it burned. Had this been a punishment, I'd had been tempted to leave him like that, but since it was just an experiment I asked if he would like me to wash it out for him? He said he could do it himself, and I said, no, you can either stay like that or ask Sue and I to wash you out.
"Ohhh.... Would you please wash me out?" he asked. Certainly, I said, and I asked Sue to run him a bath. Sue started running a nice scented bubble bath for him.
When the water was about a foot deep I had him step into the tub and stand there. I soaped up my hands.
Then I started soaping his bum and ass crack, poking my finger into him a little bit as I passed. Poor baby: he was embarrassed to be washed like that by me in front of Sue! I told him to bend over a bit, so he put his hands on his knees, bum facing us, and I soaped up my hand again, real lathery, and gave him a good soapy finger fuck, twirling my finger around in there. "Is that better?" I asked him, and he said it was.
I told him to stand up and turn around. He was semi-erect. I soaped up again and gave the tops of his thighs and his genitals a good lathery scrub with my hand. That got him good and hard!
I asked Sue if she would mind washing him behind the ears (do people even get dirty there???). She took the soap and lathered her hands as well, and washed him behind the ears. She told him to put his arms up, and she was kind enough to wash his underarms as well, while I washed the rest of him. He was very erect that whole time.
"Would you like to cum in front of Sue, sweetie?" I asked him. "Yes ma'am" he answered, bashfully. I thought he deserved a reward for being such a willing subject. "Ok, then, baby, you can stand there and rub yourself while we watch."
david looked a tad embarrassed, but this was exciting for him (I knew), so he hunched over a bit, pulled on his testicles with his left hand and started rubbing his penis with his right. I'm always amazed at how fast is hand moves! I went behind him and started lightly slapping his wet soapy bottom and told him "into the tub, sweetie".
Sue stood there watching him jerk himself off with a little smile on her face. "david, look at me" she said to him. david stopped rubbing and looked at her. "Keep going. Look at me." She said. Sue knows it turns david on to be seen doing this by her, and to be made to look her in the eye as he is doing it. david spat into his hand and started rubbing again. He was still hunched over with his bottom jutting out a bit for my light spanks, but his head and eyes were up, looking Sue straight in the eye.
He started to get very excited. Sue reminded him "in the tub", acknowledging how close he was to cumming for us. He moaned sluttishly, as in "oh oh OH OH AHHHH!" and he came into the tub. Sue and I both laughed at his little antics, and told him to have a cummy bath now and to dress and come down when he was finished.
So that was my little experiment with figging. david was my subject, and he got "paid" afterwards with a lovely orgasm observed by my sister.
My scientific conclusions? The ginger seems to have staying power. It seems to burn at more or less the same intensity while it is in. I do not know how long it would keep burning, but I suspect for a very long time, longer than any wife reasonably needs for disciplinary purposes anyway. It is very uncomfortable while it is in there, but definitely bearable. Wives, if your man begs you to take it out because it is killing him, based on my experience I would say he was fibbing and in need of a good spanking with it still in there.
I would think a 30 minute or one hour figging would be no laughing matter, especially if he had chores to do during it so that he needed to move his butt and legs which would squeeze more ginger juice out. I also think disciplining him with any implement that would normally make him clench his cheeks would be great extra punishment. A strap or cane for example.
If you have kids in the house, it would be no big deal to insert a ginger into his rectum and re-dress him for chores (Lilly!). He would certainly mind you after something like that!
I think I can definitely recommend this as a punishment. No permanent damage done, quite uncomfortable during the figging, and you have the option of letting it burn away even after it has been removed. I am definitely adding it to my arsenal!