We were out shopping for new outfits for me. At first, david was very good natured about it, sitting patiently and politely in the "husband chair" as I tried on one thing after another with the help of a pretty young female sales associate. Unfortunately, he started fidgeting and getting bored, and we were only about an hour into it!
I didn't realize this at the time, but apparently there has been extensive research done on the subject:
Men get bored shopping after just 26 MINUTES... women after 2 hours
- Eight in ten men hate shopping with their partner, 45% avoid at all costs
- Being hungry, thirsty and wishing they were outside cited as reasons
- One in four men simply go home without their partner when they get bored
- Half of all couples end up arguing when they go shopping together
- Men are less likely to 'act out' if promised a treat at the end of shopping trip
I should also add that in my limited experience men are less likely to 'act out' if subject to an embarrassing swat to the seat of their pants in front of the sales associate if they do. Oh yes I did!
It was mainly just the look on his face. I asked, "getting bored?" sarcastically because he was acting out with that "I'm so bored" look. He replied in kind, very sarcastically, putting his head back and mock yawning as he said "not at all."
"Stand up" I said.
All of a sudden he looked very sheepish. The sales associate was right there. All sorts of emotions played over his face, along with a little pleading from his eyes. But I was adamant and held my ground. He stood.
"Turn around" I said. Same story. But he obeyed me.
I grabbed his arm with my left hand and gave him one very solid swat on the seat of his pants with my right. I looked over at the sales lady and grinned at her and she grinned back!
"You'll sit there until we're done," I told him, shaking my finger at him.
"Sorry!" he said quickly, and with a big blush on his face sat down again. My sales associate said "Oooh! You have him well trained!" with a laugh. "I certainly do." I said back. There was kind of an all around "a bit of a joke" vibe going on that made it all upbeat and comfortable.
And that was actually the end of the public part of it. This was all entirely spur of the moment based on his bored look sitting in that chair. Thinking about it afterwards oh how I wished I had been better prepared! Given the grinning reaction from the sales associate, I could easily have taken it further.
Here are some candidates I have thought of since:
- We'll have a lengthier "discussion" about your attitude once I get you home, mister!
- Would you like more? I can take you to the changing rooms right now if you'd like more!
- Do I need to take you across my knee? I will.
- And you can count on a good long spanking after I get you home, and don't think for one minute that your pants will be staying up for that!
But you'll be happy to know that once I did get him home, he did get put across my knee, his pants did come down, and he did get such a hair-brushing to his rear end that he was feeling it for the rest of the evening!
He was one very well-disciplined brat after I was done with him!
Next time: In the back room in front of the sales girl!
Does the last line refer to an unreported experience, or a plan for the future?
ReplyDeleteWishful thinking!
DeleteLovely Ma'am. Did you have david carry your purchases and walk behind you?
ReplyDeleteI would love it to read when David have boring days with line writing.....
ReplyDeleteI only do that to him when he tries to interfere with his scening punishments (i.e., topping from the bottom). He really hates that, and it's real punishment.
Deleteshould of ask the young sale girl if she wanted give him a spanking spank bet she had story tell her co worker or friend how she saw a husband get spanked by his wife
ReplyDeletei would done same thing as david but been shock you spanked me in public doubt would dare you put me otk for spanking in front of people
mike
madison ohio
Oh yes, I'm quite sure she shared the story with ALL her friends!
DeleteMy niece works in the retail world in a higher end women's store and she has sometimes regaled us with tales of the "weird" goings-on! I often find her tales extremely arousing but there are few of the details available. She is my niece after all and I can't be pressing her for details about the people she calls "oddballs" when everyone else in the room is chuckling about her stories!
ReplyDeleteThe funny thing is I get the definite vibe that she really enjoys telling these stories and I sense that there's lots more to tell, at least in some cases!
Ah well as to your lovely post, a public swat on the bottom is very powerful! My wife did it to me once and I never, ever will forget it! There was no doubt in my mind who was in charge before that but after that I knew that her dominance extended into whatever aspect of our lives she chose to include it in!
Thanks for a wonderful post!
Sounds like SOMEBODY wants a spanking from their niece!
DeleteWell she is a beautiful girl and isn't really a blood relation to me but I really hadn't considered this until now!
DeleteI don't thin so!
No matter how many fetishes and strange turn-ons I have they don't extend to anyone I held in my arms as a baby!
I wolud love it to be punish with lines i think.i never do lines but you can set me 50 times lol
ReplyDeleteI would be pleased to. But let's call it 500, why don't we? 500 times "I am a naughty line writing slut". Number each line, scan the pages, and email them to me. chop chop.
DeleteWatching my wife and mother-in-law trying on dresses is a bore to most men, but I went along, they wanted a man's opinion. Well after a good solid hour, I was done, and so made a few wrong remarks. My mother-in-law looked at me to the dressing room, I did as told. I was scolded by her and knew the sales lady could hear. Leaving the dressing room I took a seat and said no more. Leaving I overhead the sales lady say, I know what he needs and my mother-in-law smiled and said he will.
ReplyDeleteBack at the house my mother-in-law said to the bedroom and I did as told and well having been spanked by her before I knew the drill. I pleaded and promised, but my pants and underpants were soon around my ankles and over her lap I went. My wife watched and soon I was crying, kicking, pleading as my bare bottom felt the sting of her hand and finally the hairbrush. I stood facing the wall for a good hour, and when my wife I got home, I was in my pj's and straight to bed. The next morning my wife finished my punishment, it was a bath like a naughty little boy and over her lap I went and with a sore spanked bottom already I quickly was squirming and kicking. I once again stood facing the wall, my wife calling her mother and telling her about the spanking. I have been spanked by both on several occasions, and I will say my mother-in-law knows how to warm a bottom.
How exciting that you have such powerful women in your life. You just thank your lucky stars you weren't turned over your mother-in-law's knee in that dressing room!
DeleteMaybe a plug in his butt the next time you went shopping would keep him 'occupied'.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fabulous idea! I think that can definitely be arranged.
DeleteAnd then you can chastise him for "fidgeting" in the Husband Chair. And if he doesn't heed your warning...
DeleteYears ago, when we were newbies, Irene sent me to the local "western" shop to buy a riding crop. I bought a couple of shirts then tried to casually pick out a riding crop. A buxom salesgirl in a denim skirt and cowboy boots offered me a different one and offered to whack we with it to show that it would be more effective. Then she laughed it off. I can also think of many different endings that would have been even more fun.
ReplyDeleteI bought both crops.
-Rosco
I don't know what happens to us in those situations. Just when things are going our way and getting interesting we freeze up and get tongue tied. I feel your pain!
DeleteThere have been several times when I did not have the right response or it would have been inappropriate
DeleteIn college on my twentieth birthday a girl suggested to her friend that they spank me but her (jealous) boyfriend quickly asserted I would never permit it.
When I was coaching a women's basketball team, a player walked into the gym with a hockey stick (we are far from Canada). When I asked what is was for, she said she planned to spank me with it. (replying at all to this one would have been a big no-no for employment and possibly legal reasons)
And when I was traveling across several states with my wife and three kids in the car, I accidentally knocked over a display in a small roadside store. When I apologized, one of the two women behind the counter said that they should take me into the back room and teach me a lesson. A fund idea, except with the wife and kids just outside in the car ...
I'm betting the "buxom salesgirl" knew full well what the use of the crops was going to be...
DeleteI think in the future you should carry your hairbrush with you in your purse at all times.
ReplyDeleteMy hand is a good enough weapon for public outings. A slap to the bum or a slap to the face as needed.
DeleteWould love to hear about public slappings.
DeleteThat would be fun. A crowded mall. Or a bar maybe. A pinch on my bum from him, then I turn around and SLAP, right across his face. Ha Ha!
DeleteYour actions were exactly right for the situation. we all need to learn the lesson before it get really hard.
ReplyDeleteIt was all in good fun, but I agree with you!
DeleteWe avoid explicit allusions in front of both family and strangers, including salespeople... but sometimes, in front of strangers, we slip some oblique comment.
ReplyDeleteWe have also sent each other to buy "embarrassing" objects, including: martinets (a kind of French flogger, sold allegedly for disciplining pets: quite an obvious sight at the checkout desk, without any pet supplies besides it), rectal thermometer, vaseline, latex glove, enema bag...
How deliciously humiliating to be sent to buy all the necessary supplies, and nothing else, for a whipping and an anal invasion!
DeleteHaving to buy a martinet and nothing else was quite challenging at check-out time: the (female) cashier shot a curious glance at me and remarked something about somebody going to feel pain. I vaguely said something about an unruly dog. I've always wondered whether she thought I was a brutal parent, or I intended to use it on somebody, or I was to be the recipient.
DeleteI made my wife do the same purchase, at a time when she was being punished!
Cashiers at US drugstores seem more blasés at selling these supplies; never got any remark. Once, I think we were on the road and I had been both gratuitously unpleasant and complaining about a stomach ache, we stopped at some drugstore, bought an enema bag and vaseline, and I think some kind of bran or other anti-constipation food, and my wife remarked IN FRONT OF THE (male) CASHIER that she'd treat me as soon as we were at the motel. I would have died of shame.
We've also shopped together for e.g. a strap-on dildo, but this was less embarrassing. A drugstore is a "normal" place; at an adult store, the salespeople are used to people shopping for sexy things...
DeleteAnother embarrassing episode: the time when I had to buy a rectal thermometer and vaseline and I realized in the hotel lobby that these showed through the thin plastic bag (my wife had decided to spank me because I had been too agressive while driving, and our custom is to check for fever before punishing nervousness...). My wife was reading some touristic stuff and did not understand my urge to run to the room (given what awaited me!).
Have no fear. I'm sure the cashier knew exactly who would be bending over for a whipping. Your demeanor gave it away. Women can tell.
DeleteThere's an idea for you, Julie. Why not take david 'window shopping' for a new dildo for your harness? You can ask him in front of the salesperson,we want one bigger for my harness, right honey? This looks to be bigger than Adam, dontcha think??
DeleteIf you actually decide to make a purchase, instruct the clerk to put the item in the clear plastic bag you conveniently stashed in your purse prior! And you know who gets to carry the purchase from the store, right? I wouldn't be surprised if an item (or two) caught your eye and you made david stand near you as you dawdled on your way out the store...
When N. (my late first wife) brought me to the village shop where she had found they had a choice of martinets, she made sure to inform the 50-ish woman who ran the shop of the way she was planning to use it - and that I should pay for it (which I did, rather shamefacedly). Years later, J(2) - who was well acquainted with N's ways of dealing with my misdemeanors- decided that she needed her own martinet... and had me blushing as she smilingly explained (to a different storeowner, of course!) why and how it would be applied... In both instances (years apart), my face blushed red - yet, far less than my derrière when we got home...
DeleteL.
I've had the dildo shopping experience with david. good fun between the salesgirl and I as we discussed what sizes would fit in my strapon and into him!
DeleteMiss Julie,
ReplyDeletedavid is so lucky to have you! You give him the discipline and guidance he needs! I can feel the embarrassment that must have been coursing through his body as he stood to receive that swat in front of the sales lady!!!
May I ask for a punishment??
Respectfully,
doc
Of course you may!
DeleteSince you seem to get excited by these public scenes, I want you to go to a mainstream lingerie store and buy a pair of panties in your size. Buy nothing else. Once you get home, put them on and give yourself a little spanking (100 spanks with your hand).
Lets hope nobody approaches you in the store, but if anybody does you must be completely honest and say the panties are for you, that your Mistress sent you to buy them so that you can be spanked in them later.
Ha Ha!
When we're in public and my behavior is inappropriate, my wife will gently tug on my belt; a reminder, to me, of what's in store if I don't change my behavior, but which could simply look like a way for her to get my attention to the casual observer. Usually one tug is enough, tho occasionally, it's two...followed by a 'reminder lesson' when we return home.
ReplyDeleteWe were out of town at a crowded restaurant and I was hungry and whining. She gave me two tugs and a stern look, but I continued to whine. She said to me, in a voice not loud enough for everyone to hear, but certainly for those closest to us to hear "knock it off. You're getting a panties down spanking when we get home, but if you don't start to behave like you should, I swear, we'll go out to the car and I'll pull your panties down and spank you there. Is that what you want?" "No," I replied with my face down (and, I'm sure, beet red.) "No, what?!" she asked. "No, ma'am, I don't want a spanking in the car." "What kind of spanking?!" she continued. "Please don't take me to the car and give me a panties down spanking, ma'am." "All right..now, behave!"
I did, but I'm sure several of the people near us heard enough to get the idea.
The spanking I got (yes, panties down) drove the point home.
Mark
I would have loved to have been there! I would have offered to help your wife out
DeleteJ(2) always packs a hairbrush in her purse when we go out (whether for shopping at the mall, going out for dinner, visiting with fiends - and, of course, on vacation) and she has used it on quite a few occasions... including some when the noise of my backside being smacked could be (and probably was) overheard...
ReplyDeleteL.
I bet you still remenber the time I took you to the ladies' room (at 6 a.m.!) in that deserted airport in Spain, where the only earwitness was an elderly German tourist -and, of course, the two occasions when I applied the hairbrush to your exposed backside in fitting rooms at the mall when trying on some summer slacks for you...
DeleteAnd - yes! - those hotel rooms, of course!...
J(2)
"In the back room in front of the sales girl!"- now, that's something I haven't tried yet, but...
DeleteJulie, you always have good ideas!
J(2)
I would LOVE to spank him like that. Need the right salesgirl!
DeleteMy hunch is to spot a saleswoman who is about my age (or slightly younger) rather than for one in her 20's - on the assumption that she might have more understanding (and, possibly, some prior experience!) of how to deal with annoying males!
DeleteJ(2)
Miss Julie:
ReplyDeleteI typically carry my wife's purse when she shops. I'll even hand her lipstick and her compact when she needs them. Both always seem to impress the sales girls. If I was "difficult" the last time we shopped she will make me carry my own especially girly purse and handle the cashier process. Once she even made me put on lipstick out in public. Embarassing? You bet.
I have had a bra fitting at Norstrom's. You would be amazed, my bra fitter told me, about the number of men they do.
I'll comment on the flow of a dress or details about the lace of an item she is considering. It always keeps me focused.
I also shop for our hosiery, panties, women's magazines, makeup, nail polish and, of course, our feminine hygiene products. Shopping for my own girly items helps me to appreciate the shopping experience.
Shopping with you sounds fun!
DeleteMy gf frequently fondles my ass and gives me light spanks when were in the grocery store, the parking lot, a restaurant, wherever she wants to. It very much means my ass is hers, and I love it. I leave it up to her how discreet she is, or isn't. I'm so glad to be her boy.
ReplyDeleteWell now not sure the real world is open to a otk spanking in public but wow, this post got me hard......now a public spank, yummy....but the thought of you and your brush over your lap, pure simple discipline spanking.....amazing ma'am.
ReplyDeleteAlways
Ron
I have done some publicy spankings... nude beach being one of them, and then a fast skedaddle!
DeleteIt happened when I was a child with my aunt, but I gave a very cheeky reaction so she gave me several swats.
ReplyDeleteA few minutes later I started again so this time she gave me a face slap I jumped at her, in second she had me leg locked over her knee and took off her ballet flats giving me a very long and hard spanking (I neithrr expected her to use her flats nor expected them to be so painful
And now you are a spanko... go figure!
DeleteSales ladies often wear comfy foot wear (flats, sandals, clogs, etc..) that are usually good spanking tools -at least better than only hand-, if the sales lady was as responsive as she grinned, you could have borrowed her shoe and continued the spanking in the storeroom.
ReplyDeleteYummm!
DeleteShouldn't he be made to apologize to the clerk though?
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely! On his hands and knees kissing her toes.
DeleteI'm sure we would all LOVE to hear that story!! Please?
DeleteOk, I'll make david kiss some lady's feet (It's a challenge!) and tell you all about it!
DeleteWow! I wish I had someone to cane me in front of a sales girl for my misdemeanours!
ReplyDeleteThat does sound like fun! But is a cane practical? I couldn't exactly walk into a shop carrying a cane, now could I? A little wooden paddle that can fit in my purse is much more practical. But I could put you into the classic caning pose. Bent over, touching your toes. You would be blushing if that was in the back room, witnessed by the sales girl, with your pants and underpants both at your ankles. You would be required to hold position for six of the best with that hard little wooden paddle. Your legs would be spread to the extent allowed by your puddled pants, so your small genitals would be very much on display between your legs, as would your bottom hole be. She and I would laugh at your shameful display; and at how pussy whipped you are; and at your reactions as you writhe, yell out, and your bum reddens under some VERY STRICT strokes from that paddle. You would be taught a lesson in front of that sales girl, for sure!
Delete;-)