Wednesday, August 29

Global Warming

So, I won't let you in on my politics, because there's enough of that as is on the Internet and you certainly don't need it here from a ditz like me, but I will admit that being of a Dommy nature I do have a bit of a... weakness... for the blond-haired, blue-eyed, conservative down south type gal.

I mean, I'm in Canada, and they won't let us do this down here, but if I could...

That's right, I got a gun and YOU DON'T.
Got a problem with it, bitch?

I can see some benefits...
Sarah Palin (R) on Thursday condemned sexual harassment in the workplace, adding that she has not personally experienced it because people know she carries a weapon. "I think a whole lot of people know I'm probably packing so I don't think there's a whole lot of people who would necessarily mess with me," Palin said.
What's not to like? 😉
Is that a Chastity Key around her neck???

My husband follows some of the Fox News conservative woman commentators on TV. Why? Because he wants a spanking from them, that's why!


His favourite new up and comer is a woman named Tomi Lahren. When Ms. Lahren gets all angry at the TV screen, he gets a boner.

Oh boy! You're in trouble now, Mister!

(I hate having to roleplay Tomi Lahren belt whipping a "libtard"! ;-)

On the topic of this particular blog post, and to get us into character, here's Tomi chewing out some celebrity hypocrites on the question of Global Warming.

You GO Girl!
(the first comment on the youtube:
"I think she can give amazing blow jobs!")

Well, I teased a fan/e-friend of mine in an email exchange (who by his preference we shall call Joey). He made an offhand comment about how millions of people are going to be underwater from climate change. I thought that was perhaps just a tad overwrought, and got to wondering how a gal like Tomi would deal with a liberal mate. Maybe a gal like that, aided and abetted by a sturdy leather belt, could turn a subby boy towards the right? Even vote for Trump???
Hi Joey,

I read a statistic the other day that says sea level is only rising very slowly, so I think they are pretty safe from flooding for the next little while anyways!

"Joey, are you going on about that global warming again? Get your butt over here and give me that belt - you know what I think about you spreading nonsense like that!"

I'd have you voting for Trump in no time ;-)


Well this tongue-in-cheek exchange inspired Joey, so he wrote me a story and allowed me to publish it, and contributed to the visuals to go along with it. I enjoyed it a lot, I hope you will too!



"Joey, are you going on about that global warming again? Get your butt over here and give me that belt - you know what I think about you spreading nonsense like that!"

"Yes ma'am," he said with a tremble in his voice, taking the leather punishment belt from its honored place on the wall.


He handed it to her, then his thumbs hooked into the waistline of his pants. She was quite pleased with these trousers. He is not allowed any underpants, of course, so that any sins of his imagination will show as little damp spots on the front of his pants. They have an elasticized waist so that they can be pulled down quickly when she wanted to overwhelm him with sudden punishment; but they have a normal button and fly when she wants to take control, reinforce his helplessness, and occasionally catch his naughty little penis in the zipper – it makes a perfect reminder when he thinks his punishment and reflective time in the corner is all done.

There was a brief, forlorn hesitancy (which she noted and mentally added a dozen strokes), before he slid them down and bent his bare bottom over the edge of the sofa.


Julie looked at the bottom waiting for her, and nudged the thighs further apart with the doubled up belt. God, she was sick of his whining about a non-issue like climate change. She drew back and swung hard and low, drawing a cry which he tried to stifle in the sofa cushion.

"I think..." another hard stroke,

"... I see..." another, and another,

"...the reason..." this blow wrapped around to Joey's inner thigh, causing some really extreme gurgles into the cushion,

"...for your stupid idea."

Julie walked around to the right side and evened up the treatment on the other thigh.

Then she started walking the strokes up his cheeks as Joey started to to lose control of his crying.

"I heat your bottom up" >Crack!<

"when you annoy me," >Crack!<

"and you think it's the climate." >Crack!<

"Can you feel the temperature rising?" >Crack!<   >Crack!<

"Well?? Do you?"

She pulled back just a little so the belt would curl into the crack and ignite his anus. >CRACK!<

"Yes ma'am! Please, I'm sorry!!" Joey shrieked.

Sorry or not, though, his bottom was going to get a lot hotter. Julie spent another ten minutes whipping the lies out of him, first directing five more into the crevice, then laboring to get the same deep crimson hue on every inch of backside before finishing with two dozen strokes concentrated at the junction of thigh and bottom.


She pinched the puffy black and purple results of her handy work, then ordered Joey to the corner.


She ducked into the bathroom and retrieved a tube from the medicine cabinet, then rejoined her wayward charge.

He was standing with his hands at his sides as he ought to, sobs only now calming down.

"So, is global warming going to destroy us all?" Julie asked him.

"No, ma'am, no, that's all a made up issue! I'm sorry I told those lies, ma'am, I'm sorry, thank you for teaching me the truth...." Joey was babbling in fear of a further lesson.

"That's right, Joey. You remember, the heat from 'the greenhouse effect' is fake, the heat from the belt is real. Wasn't that a good lesson about real and fake?"

Joey nodded fervently.

"And I have one other example for you. What's the heat from 'the greenhouse effect'?"

"F..f.fake," Joey said anxiously, trying to keep his eyes forward where they belonged.

"Yes. And this heat is real."


Julie squeezed a handful of extra strength Icy Hot from the tube, reached around, and spread it thickly on Joey's penis and scrotum.


She then trailed her hand up his bottom crack and pushed a big glob deep into his little hole.

As it took effect and he began to cry and dance foot to foot, she leaned in close and told him, "I hope this sinks in, Joey. If you don't really learn your lesson, I'll be asking your Uncle John to come over and discuss it with us.


 
"For the next week, Joey seemed to have reformed. No tiresome comments about Donald Trump or the American Environmental Protection Agency, no self-righteous comparisons of Quebec's hydroelectric and Alberta's wind power. Occasionally Julie would pull down his pants to see how the colors were fading, and tease him.

"Hmm, this bottom looks cooler than it was yesterday. But that can't be right if global warming is true, can it Joey? Shouldn't it just keep getting hotter?"

Joey would smile very nervously and say, "No, ma'am, that's all just political crap. Local, umm, effects are what makes my bottom hot or cold."

Julie would grin at his discomfort and give him a little bare-handed smack, "That's right. I'm glad you're remembering."

Oh, but boys are stubborn, and ones who think they're smart especially so.

The weather hit a warm spell. Days stretched on, reaching 33 C six days in a row and cresting at 38 C one day, 39 C the next. Joey was sweating over his chores around 3 p.m., outside and in the nude as Julie insisted.


That's when Julie, stepping out from the house for a moment, heard him mutter disgustedly, "and it's just going to keep getting worse."

"What was that?" she asked, very sharply.

Startled, Joey whirled around. Blood drained from his face. "Oh, ummm, the weather report, Ma'am, it says it's not going to cool down for at least three more days."

Julie stared at him. "And why would that be, Joey?" she asked evenly.

"It's just the weather, Ma'am, it's a random hot summer thing, you know what they say, if you don't like the weather in Toronto wait a minute..." Joey was babbling in fear again.

Julie stared at him another couple seconds, then turned without further word and went back into the house.

She knew that smug disgusted tone he'd used, and she knew his fear. He wasn't just afraid, as he should be. He was afraid of being caught. He'd done something, and he hadn't hidden it well.

"Again," Julie thought, with a smirk.

She went to the computer, logged on to "his" account, and checked his browsing history. It had been cleared, which was against the rules all by itself. The trash was empty, too; she ran Recovery, and there it was! A folder with Sierra Club articles about California drought, NOAA studies of ocean temperatures, and electronic petitions to both the House of Commons and the U.S. House of Representatives, calling for drastic decreases in carbon dioxide emissions. She counted 10, her foot tapping.

She heard Joey come back in downstairs, and head for the shower. Shaking her head a little, she picked up the phone and pushed the 2nd speed dial number. While it hummed she glanced at the clock; 3:30.

"Hello, John, how are you? Good. Would you be available for some drinks and discussion this evening? Maybe around 6:30? Wonderful. Make sure you bring Sammie, Joey really understands him. All right, I'll see you then."

Back downstairs, and Joey was just getting out of the shower. He was not allowed physical privacy in the house, naturally, so he wasn't surprised to see Julie staring at him, but he still reflexively started to cover his penis before remembering the rules. He smiled, tentatively and nervously. Julie didn't return the smile, but continued to watch him as he dried off and moved toward the dresser. He had just put one foot in a clean pair of trousers when she stopped him.

"I want you in the corner. Now." Joey looked uncertain, then folded the pants and put them away, walked with small steps to his corner, and took his position.


Oh, god, what was this, he wondered nervously. Maybe she was just playing, she liked to surprise him with a good scene, maybe a paddling, maybe even letting him come if she was feeling happy. Maybe he'd done a good job on his chores, or she was feeling sympathy for him working out in the heat. But he remembered her tone... why couldn't he have kept his mouth shut? No need to speak out loud, no need at all, he just had to hear himself talk. Asshole! he told himself. Still, maybe that wasn't what was going on. Or at least she was just mad at his grumbling.

Time went by. And more time. Joey couldn't see a clock from his corner, but could tell from how his arms and thighs were getting tired he'd been there quite a while. He'd almost stopped wondering about it, getting in the sort of Zen state of accepting the moment, when he heard Julie sit down in the squeaky chair at the computer upstairs. Oh. Oh shit. He'd taken care of everything, hadn't he? But... but he hadn't browsed more after clearing, he'd gone out to his chores! Shit. shit shit shit shit. He'd hit the button by accident, that was all. Oh, god. Sweat had sprung out on his forehead and in his armpits. More time went by. He heard Julie get up from the chair and come down the stairs. Trembling both with fear and with fatigue, Joey kept waiting. Not that there was anything else to do...

Julie approached him, aware of all that was going on in his head. She was amused by the little fuckup, but angry at him too. He ought to suffer.

"Did you sign those petitions?" she snapped out at him, breaking the silence suddenly.

He jumped a little and instantly answered, "No, ma'am! No, I wouldn't ever...." before realizing what he'd just admitted.

Julie shook her head again. Joey was not very challenging in his misbehavior, for all that he thought he was "intellectual."

"Your Uncle John is coming over to discuss this," she told him.

Joey swallowed hard, tears springing to his eyes, struggling not to turn and plead. Pleading only ever made it worse. He wondered if Sammie were coming too. Julie knew he was wondering this. Let him wonder, Julie thought. She set out a pair of nice Scotch glasses.

There came a knock at the door. She told Joey, "Answer."

Slender and naked, Joey wet to the front door to open it.


As he opened the front door he revealed a man who would have looked right at home in Boss Tweed's Tammany Hall, or even the court of Henry VIII. Broad shouldered, barrel-chested, expensive shirt stretched over an expanse of belly, he towered over Joey and absolutely dominated him, and any room he was in, with his presence.

"H..h..hello, Uncle John," Joey said in a very small voice. "It..it's nice to see you."

"Get out of my way, miserable little bugger." John strode in, pushing Joey aside while hardly seeming to touch him.

In his right hand Joey saw Sammie, Uncle John's 42" sjambok "walking stick".


He started to cry silently (well, almost silently) as he followed behind.

"Julie!" John cried out happily. He embraced her with his left hand on her ass, kissing her on the mouth. "What about a Scotch?"

Julie already had the bottle of Glenfiddich in her hand as she enjoyed his hand and the kiss.


"Good Girl!" said John, "You know how I like partying with an eighteen-year-old! Ha Ha! So tell me, what's this pathetic little twat done now?"

Pouring, she told him, "He had been going on about that climate change nonsense and got whipped for it, but since then he's not only kept on believing it, he's been lying and hiding it from me. If you and Sammie taught him the error of his ways for that, then we could all discuss the ridiculous fake science openly and honestly. I was thinking there must be a dozen reasons..."

"TWO dozen!" John boomed out delightedly. "Do you hear that, boy? You're going to get a hiding for hiding! Two dozen of the best! Get yourself in there, then."

Breath coming short and tears coursing down his cheeks, Joey walked down the hall to the study, the room where his most severe punishments were doled out. He could not believe this was happening to him again! There was the horse with its straps. Feeling almost unreal, Joey got on all fours above it, the top running the length of his torso. Its width forced his legs wide apart and put tension in his buttocks while exposing his penis and testicles. Uncle John strapped his wrists and knees to the horse's legs, and contemplated the job ahead of him. He was a small-cocked runt and By God he would learn to respect Julie before they were even half done.


He then took a big swallow of his Scotch, and started whistling Sammie through the air. After three or four swings to limber up, he turned to his target.



Julie sat in the living room, sipping her own glass of Scotch. She didn't often drink it, but an evening with John seemed almost to necessitate the more potent beverage. She listened, but as always the swishing sounds were too faint to hear. Then she heard the first >THWUCK< of impact, and heard Joey's scream. She smiled and took another sip. Sometimes a man's touch with discipline was a good thing. About 20 seconds later there was a second scream. So, she had seven or eight minutes until discussion could begin. Just right. She finished her drink, then walked to the bedroom (another few screams). She undressed slowly, enjoying how Joey's screams were growing hoarser. Then she fastened Adam into place. What was that, eighteen, then nineteen? She moved toward the study, Adam's weight bobbing in front of her.


John was enjoying his work, though he would need another Scotch. Twenty two! The helpless bottom summoned just a little strength to writhe, then collapsed on the horse. John's cock strained within his pants. God, but he loved thrashing a deserving backside like this one! Twenty three! Miserable little sod! Needed every bit of this, and more. Julie was a fine woman, a damn fine woman, and she understood discipline. He was happy to help. Taking three strides back, he drew back Sammie (good old Sammie!), expertly eyed the distance, and leapt forward with the hardest stroke of the two dozen. Joey had thought his voice was absolutely rubbed raw and gone, but number 24 brought out another scream, or rather croak, like 24 crows cawing in unison.

John looked up from his target to see Julie standing in the door, naked but for the bottle of Scotch and Adam. Grinning, he grabbed his glass for a refill, then quickly shifted his braces and took off his own trousers, shorts, and shirt. His cock, a match for Adam in length and perhaps even outdoing him in girth, sprang out and up. Any Greek satyr would have been happy to claim it. Julie grinned back, then began an inspection of Joey.

Oh, his bottom! A jumble of purple weals crossed it, as thick and three dimensional as her forefinger, some almost like sausages.


By contrast, his face was pale, eyes closed, tears puddled on the floor below. Well, Julie thought. Half done.

She slapped his face, nearly full force. His head rocked to the side as his eyes snapped opened again, all the panic returning, mouth hanging open to pull in more air.

"Do you need to confer further with Sammie about lying and hiding? Or are you ready to discuss your climate change nonsense with me and Uncle John now?"

Joey could hardly form words, but tried mightily to say "discuss, please please discuss."

Julie got right down at his level, face in his face. "There are two problems. You expect us to swallow this nonsense. And you are absolutely full of it. So," she continued, straightening, "You are going to swallow this." She shoved Adam into Joey's mouth and pressed it down his throat, relishing the gagging and choking sounds. "And, we're going to keep you absolutely full of what's best for you."

John roughly spread Joey's cheeks, spit on his little rosebud, and forced his mighty erection in to the hilt. It might have brought still another crow's scream, but it was hard to tell with Adam's muffling.


For the next twenty minutes Julie and John took turns at Joey's two ends, plunging in and out in rhythm or in syncopation. John's cock happened to be in Joey's mouth when it erupted, forcing Joey truly to swallow what seemed like a cup of semen.


Julie pounded his ass another minute while John squeezed the last trickles onto the waiting tongue. At last Julie drew back out. She took Adam out of his harness, untied Joey's right wrist, and handed Adam to him for cleaning.

"What do you say, Joey?"

Joey paused in his dutiful licking and sucking. Keeping eyes downcast, he said, "Thank you, Uncle John."

Julie smiled at the repentant young man. "Now that you've had your lesson, I want you back in the corner with Adam in your mouth."

She turned to her guest, running her fingers lightly along his thick cock. It shifted beneath her hand, already coming back to life. "John, dear, come with me. I want filling too."

John grinned again, took a last swig of Scotch, and followed her out the study door.

Joey reached across to untie his other wrist, then back to untie his legs. Moving very gingerly, he stood and stretched, then walked slowly to his corner. He could already hear Julie's moans. Imagining Uncle John's cock pounding her beautiful pussy, he took Adam in his mouth, placed his hands on his head, and accepted the ache of his bottom and the throaty cries of lust from his wife's bedroom.

153 comments:

  1. My wife rules the home, I bring in the money. I got a boner a couple of times in the early part of our marriage. I use to talk in my sleep and asked about spankings and this particular woman. I just looked at her said nothing. I soon was standing before her pants and underpants around my ankles, she had a picture of this woman and sure enough I got a boner. What followed was a very hard spanking, boner quickly gone.

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    1. Ha ha! Was the woman a friend or a celebrity? If celebrity, who?

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    2. I live in NJ and own quite a few guns (handguns, long guns, antiques, semis, etc.). So I'm not sure why NJ is being disparaged in this way.

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  2. come across the border to a gun friendly state and get your citizenship. Then you can live your fantasy. Just don't move to NJ, NY, IL, or Washington if you want a gun friendly state.

    Emily

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  3. My sweet Jules. I don’t fault david for his gravitational draw to those loud and angry women. But there is a way to do it more subtly. To me that is not female dominance...at all. Loud, angry with a “I want to speak to the manager hairdo”.

    However look at Miss Lahren. She’s wearing a choker. A lovely one. Unless it’s 1996 in the movie Fear with Reese and Alyssa Milano, chokers went out of style...

    Unless! She is either being told to wear one in public (subby, slave, awesome!) or she wants to! (Domme, femdom, dominatrix, equally as awesome).

    It’s a public display of something BDSM, as she’s in a t-shirt. She’s quite lovely there is no doubt about that. Perhaps david’s spidey sense is onto something ? You’ve been in a collar in public before julie. A choker like that is just a more subtle means of telling the world: “yep, I’m a subby or yep I’m a Domme”

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    1. I can just imagine her visiting us here and calling us all a bunch of perverts! Then unironically taking off her belt and whipping us all on our bare asses to correct us.

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  4. Enjoyed the post and the story by Joey. I agree with Tomi; I don't know nor care, whether or not global warming is true, with or without human action, I will not concede to the government the power it seeks to "change" the weather. On the other subject, I live in Georgia, a very firearms friendly state. I need an Excel spreadsheet to keep track of my 100+ firearms & 40K+ rounds of ammo. You are invited to come down and shoot rifles, pistols, shotguns, submachineguns, battle rifles, and belt-feds.

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    1. Nice! Tell me, do you want a spanking from Tomi, or take her across YOUR knee?

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  5. Islamic terrorists a bigger problem than climate change? Weather a liberal conspiracy? Give fascist barbie 100 with the big brush Ms Julie

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    1. Oh she’s into it alright. A ginger root dildo and a hard paddling will turn her into one of the pinkos she despises.

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    2. Maybe she roleplays as a naughty libtard for her manly country man!

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    3. Yeah she forgot to hide a science journal before he came home. How dare she deviate from their standard fare of porn, creationism and conspiracy theory? She got 1 belt lashing for ever fact.

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  6. Hi Julie, watched the clip you added from Tomi Lahren (never heared of her before, but am far away from US these days & seeing glaciers melt yoy, just next to me - they don’t care about alternat facts 🙂) But to come back to Tomi: She‘s clearly screen reading, while speaking (eyes fixed to a certain point slightly above camera) so who tells us we hear her thoughts and not the ones, someone wrote for her to speak, just because she‘s more attractive... (and gets spanked herself if not ... 😁 ... ugly world we‘re living in & I‘d rather like to see the spanking 😉)

    Anyhow, somone trying to give his opinion and needs screenreading ... bah ... can‘t remember her opinion?


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    1. I did a bit more research. She does seem to have her own opinions, she has certainly gotten into enough trouble for them (with both sides of the political spectrum). I think it's great that she's speaking up, regardless of her views. I recognize her as an empowered woman!

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  7. I am in the camp that believes we can do nothing about climate. The women on Fox as just nice to look at, no need for sound. Being a switch I would want equal time with them. B.

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    1. If they are into switching, then sure! But honestly, B, would you really refuse a sweet little spanking from Tomi even if you couldn't return the favour? Ha ha!

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  8. I'm so tempted to go into a long comment on the climate issue, but this isn't the place for that. I'll limit myself to simply saying that I continue to be disheartened by how many people still elect to disregard the messages that have been coming from an overwhelming majority of scientists, with specialties in the topic, for several decades. Especially since most of the various forecast models used over the years have turned out to underestimate the speed and extend of the problem of changing climates. But I suspect that we can disperse with the argument before the end of my lifetime, seeing as the effects are likely to be quite visible and indisputable by then. And frankly, raising sea levels are probably the least of our concerns in that case...

    Anyway, though you are into far more severe types of spanking and punishment than I am Julie, it is fun to keep up with your exploits here on the blog :-)

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    1. Hi Kyrel, I am glad you restrained yourself (mostly) ;-)

      This spanking was a little too severe for my taste as well. I would not want to act out anything this severe (on either side). Well, maybe I would if I knew the sub really wanted it, at least once anyways. But I find I can still fantasize about the more severe stuff even though I would not want to act it out. How about you?

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    2. Kyrel: Did you ever wonder how the naysayers would react to finding out their average body temperature was rising by a degree per year? And if the doctors said, "we're not exactly sure what might be causing it, because we can't prove it for sure, but maybe if you drank more tea and less coffee......" I would bet these same people would pitch their coffee out that day and buy boxes of tea......even if it didn't work. LOL

      The thing about science and nature is that neither gives a shit about whether people believe it's how things work or not. Besides, aren't we way overdue for another mass extinction anyway? ;-)

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    3. No kd! Just STOP! Right now young man! What did I tell you about my blog? No politics! No wonder the world is in the state it's in. All you boys can do is argue for the sake of arguing when both of you have the same goal. What foolishness! Next boy who starts an argument gets a SPANKING from me! Well, that came out wrong, but you know what I mean!

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  9. This hits so close to home. Been in a FLR for several years. Wife calls me her "naughty pussy whipped boy". She makes me wear panties at all times and routinely punishes and humiliates me. Lately has her eye on next door neighbor Maurice(not real name). She watches him cut the grass or wash his car with no shirt on. He has a perfectly sculpted physique. i saw her watching him once when she thought i couldn't see and she was fingering her pussy. She teases me about how much bigger than mine his cock is and how she'd like to suck it. She recently told me she might make me suck it and how wet it would make her to watch me humiliated like that. She wondered aloud how hard Maurice could spank me. If she only knew i want all of this plus to watch Maurice give her the fucking of her life.....

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  10. Global warming? Hogwash! For warming to be global the earth would have to be round and all good conservative science-bashers KNOW it's flat. That's why the sea levels aren't an issue. If the water gets too high it will just spill over the edge.

    (It seems to me the people who need a spanking are the ones who weren't paying attention in science class.)

    Also it seems that Fox News uses science even as they denigrate it. After all that assembly of lookalike blondes must be the result of some cloning project, right?

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    1. What did I tell you, young man...???

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    2. I'm having a hard time keeping my mouth shut too, Miss Julie...

      What kind of punishment should our wives provide to make us shut up?

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    3. Hey, you brought it up! LOL But fine.....I'll let it drop.

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    4. Good spankings for BOTH OF YOU!
      ;-)

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  11. well you i am sure or any female can show your own theory of Global warming with good old fashion spankings right how really created as well trip over lap bare butt spanking time

    i love pic of Stormy Daniel Spanking Pres Donald Trump i hate fact she has spank him with magazine was hoping use her hands to spank him

    funny thing is she was near me few month back doing show i wanted go i know if gone met her would had ask her to spank me. wlould been dream come true get spanking by a celebrity i wonder if she into spankings or not

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    1. I'll bet DT is, which is, in our little world, sort of a compliment, no?

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    2. well since i dont know which DT talking about our little world can use all and lot of compliment can get that why i try complimwent every women female i see

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    3. another thing i would admit there some female news reporter from Fox news or one by me news i watch i wouldnt mind being spanked by them. one david like i could see her spanking him or naughty boys

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  12. All my instincts are telling me, don't spank or be spanked by anyone from Fox News, but then, I don't know, who is better at selling a fantasy?

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    1. The other station's anchors tend to be much less attractive!

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    2. That's an interesting observation. Subjective, of course, but it makes sense that FEG would hire more models that appeal to the majority of red state America. Better info-tainment and more effective way to sell the propaganda. I'm attracted to many female anchors, journalists, and regular contributors on other stations. Some are very attractive physically, some with a special sexy charm, as well, and with humanity, intelligence, and integrity, I see models I want to imagine in the fantasies I imagine.

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    3. So many pretty gals, especially on TV and in the movies!

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  13. I confess that, despite being a liberal, I find Ms. Lahren's scolding tone to be a turn on, and I got hard thinking about getting a spanking from her like Joey described. The Icy Hot was a particularly diabolical touch.

    I have to say though, it's people who are blasé about the threat of climate change that deserve a personal global warming. I'm a switch, and usually I fantasize about being on the receiving end with you Julie, but if you're ever in subby mood and want a lesson on climate science I'd be only too happy to play the strict professor.

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    1. Mmmmm... WARM my bottom, will you?

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    2. Yes, young lady! Since you've shown such disappointing lack of interest in my class, perhaps we'll have a brief oral examination with your bare, nether globes positioned across my knee. If you haven't been paying attention, we'll see what kind of anomalously warm temperatures my stingy, leather paddle can achieve on your rounded cheeks. That wouldn't be a bit of warm, wet moisture I feel now would it? Warming can produce more severe "storms" you know!

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    3. Yes! I hear that moisture can carry heat...

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  14. Have a discussion with David on the climate change issue your way with him over your knee and let the hairbrush do the talking

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    1. But we agree! Actually, he has the science brain, so I agree with him, strictly speaking.

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    2. Spank him anyway.

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  15. I prefer the smart liberals on MSNBC to those Fox mean girl bimbos. Katy Tur highly spankable/fuckable. Your type?

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    1. Not really. They look like the sort of women who would never, EVER, spank a child. Heaven forbid. A good trip to the child psychologist is what junior needs. I prefer to imagine Bible Belt Tomi doling out an ass whupping!

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    2. An old-fashioned, strong and righteous parent who spanks. Scha-wing! That's one real drag to being a liberal, but what on earth is perfect?

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    3. Ha ha! Momma could knock those liberal ideas right out of you, junior.

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    4. So you're saying that if Momma was super strict and used regressive, anachronistic discipline methods like infantile spankings and severe corporal punishment, she could not only make me totally humble and obedient, but also control my mind?

      That would be awful! Just awful.

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    5. In my experience, controlling men's minds is not even a challenge... ;-)

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    6. Are you saying that a man's brain can be controlled through his penis? :) It apparently works for you. Take that picture you posted with "Sister Frolics!" I thought I recognized the one on the left in blue. The actress Sienna Miller. So those two fabulously pretty women are sisters. Wouldn't a guy think anything they wanted him to think? And if they knew his deepest private fantasies, couldn't they blow his mind altogether?

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  16. I liked small inventions, the zipper used to catch the little penis, the Icy Hot on the genitals and into the hole, the way the little husband babble in fear and weep miserably all along,
    and of course, uncle John as Boss Tweed, his largeness, his sjambok and his authoritarian cock. The inevitable happened...

    The sjambok looks like the riding crops I saw this summer in Madrid, belonging to Queen Isabelle II and Francisco de Asis of Bourbon.
    Just by looking at them you can imagine the cry that the maid was to push when she was receiving a warning blow on her white creamy thighs.

    As for the blond-haired, brown-eyed, conservative down south type gal, we have in France Marion Maréchal Lepen to distract us in our fantasies.

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    2. Sorry to have returned the (almost) same comment several times, I thought there was a malfunction.

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    3. No worries. Between you and I, I love ALL your fantasies!

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  17. love the gun totin' girl. hot and sexy. Climate change? Florida was underwater once. Glaciers were as far south as S. Carolina. It's gotten warmer for sure because that's what happens when summer comes. I love it when someone says the "majority of scientists say" When I ask did science become democratic and votes are taken to determine what is true. I am almost old enough to remember when a majority of "scientists" said the earth was Flat. If you disagreed they put you to death. Hmmm just my humble opinion.....besides your hot hot enough to melt ice caps!

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    1. Not a majority. It’s virtually every scientist who’s ever studied it. Just google is climate change real. Oh wait, google is part of the conspiracy. Guess you must be right then.

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    2. I think there is more variety of opinion than that. It strikes me as a very complicated field of study!

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    3. I mean, 97% is pretty darn close to 'virtually every scientist', I'd say...

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    4. I think that not everybody accepts that figure. But let’s get back to spanking now!

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    5. "I am almost old enough to remember when a majority of "scientists" said the earth was Flat."

      How many centuries old are you????

      We have known the circumference of the planet since Eratosthenes' experiments in Egypt - 225 centuries ago.

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    6. Perhaps he meant to say abut the sun revolving around the earth?

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    7. When you say 97% of scientists....please explain...
      What's the total number of scientists and how did you come up with that statistic?

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  18. Don't want to discuss climate change here, but let's be real. Scientists discovered the Earth wasn't flat centuries ago, and it was religious authority that punished those who challenged the non-scientific beliefs. Science searches for answers. When the vast majority of the most learned people on a subject share an opinion based on objective observations, it's called the best information we've got. If one wants to gamble against that, it's called being irresponsible.

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    1. Just my observation, but there seems to be plenty of “religion” around global warming as well!

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    2. Actually there’s zero religion around global warming. No leap of faith required. The fucking planets getting hotter. Got it yet? You get your own opinion but not your own facts. Get over my knee now and I’ll global warm your ass. Mr D

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    3. Well now, that’s a much more convincing argument for a little air-headed ditz like me, Sir. And much more enjoyable also. Will you soothe me after, Sir?

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    4. No I’ll fuck your southern hole.

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    5. Charming. :) The planet's heating up. The debate is whether it's caused by humans. Scientists have good arguments that it is. When something poses such a threat to life, and there are scientifically prescribed steps we can take to help ourselves, it's natural to see aggression in trying to get the message out there. Religion would be to worship scientists as superhuman, and with the belief that science is infallible. That's not a motivating factor behind climate change alarm.

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    6. Which way is south on a little denier girl’s body?

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    7. Remember a couple of years ago when all those lib scientists climbed into a boat and went to Anartica to study all the disappearing ice? Yeah they found so much ice that they had to get rescued because they were stuck in all that ice. The entire earth is not warming and them facts don't change for your convence.

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    8. Well, it is FUNNY, but hardly conclusive one way or the other. I hear the same thing just happened in the Arctic as well.

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    9. Way back during the Age of Discovery, European monarchs, especially in France and England, spent a lot of time and money looking for the Northwest Passage. Most of those explorers died in the effort.

      But today: You can now - take a cruise ship! - from Seward, Alaska, north toward Nome, Alaska and through the Bering Strait, to above the arctic circle and into the Canadian Arctic, across to the Sea of Labrador and into the North Atlantic - to New York City, 32 fun-filled days and $22,000 poorer later.

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    10. I also understood that you could farm in Greenland and Iceland around 1000 AD?

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    11. The problem with taking single observations from single locations, is that it doesn't work well for drawing general conclusions. You need multiple measurements across time to spot a trend, and while the annual temperature in individual locations do fluctuate, the overall trend for the past several decades have been rising, when you take the globe as a whole.
      We can argue about the reasons, but the real problem is that regardless of whether climate change is caused by man or nature, we're equally screwed, if the climate is changing. We can only exist relatively comfortable within a fairly slim temperature belt, and our societies are based on how the world looks today. Yes, we can survive more extreme climates, but I don't really want to live in a place where the temperatures commonly reach neither -30C or +45C. And you don't need to start changing the average temp. by very many degrees over a year, before it begins to severely affect what you can (or can't) grow in various places. And if you start making large areas of the globe problematic to inhabit, due to temperature and problems with growing food and finding water in the region, you'll start seeing mass migration of people. And while you can relocate some people, before you start getting severe problems in the new host countries, you will see problems once you start counting in 2-3+ digit millions.
      Damn. Hope that didn't end up becoming too rantlike or political.

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    12. Some are saying we’re going to be going into a cold spell because of... sunspots? Would rather be warmer than cooler. Can grow more food, no?

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    13. That would very much depend on where you live Julie. In some places warmer climate might mean that the climate will become easier to grow food in, but in other places, it will lead to droughts which will mean that it becomes impossible to grow food at all. Going by a National Geographic show I saw a couple of years ago, an increase in 3-4 degrees C in annual average will likely turn the american mid-west into the dustbowl it used to be, with large duststorms and windwitches (see western movies and historical pictures for examples). As I recall, the american mid-west is pretty much the breadbasket of the US. Imagine the consequences of making it impossible to farm to any significant degree in the mid-west...

      I don't know much about sunspots, but increased temperatures can likely lead to melting polar ice, which can potentially disrupte the Gulf Stream, which can again affect the weather patterns, and potentially set off a new ice age (consult historical sources for more info on how much of an area that might be affected by such an event...).

      There's a shitload of different things that affect each other, and generally speaking, human civilisation would much rather not see any significant changes to how the climate and weather works at the moment. Or at least not any significant changes happening with any significant speed. Unfortunately, a lot of people, who have made it their life's work to understand these connections and interplay, are saying that changes are coming, and that they they are coming much faster than we would like. And 50-100 years is not very long, seen in geological and evolutionary time/terms :-/

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    14. Well, y'all can all move up here to Canada! Plenty of land almost totally unoccupied. Cheap rent ;-)

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  19. I bet the 'blond-haired, blue-eyed, conservative down south type gal's have some really interesting thoughts on good ol' fashioned spanking and discipline. Probably many of them really were bratty blonde teenagers who got spanked on their bare bottoms with their pops' belts, their mommas hairbrushes and the good ol' family paddle. And when they babysat their younger siblings and cousins they got plenty of practice with the family paddle themselves!

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    1. Oh I know! Gals after my own heart that way!

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  20. Nice to meet you Galileo. Looking good for your age. Those “scientists” at the Roman Inquisition in 1615 were tough hombres for sure.

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    1. The Inquisition would have been WAY MORE fun if they had kept it to light bare bummed spankings!

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  21. Are you really this ignorant and stupid? This aint funny or sexy or even intellegent. Go fuck yourself bitchcunt whore!!!

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    1. You’re only turning me on by writing dirty at me...

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    2. Hey !! Clean it up hillbilly. Miss Julie is not to be spoken to like that from a random, inbred nutsack.

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    3. I wonder how long it would take, his nose against the wall, for the petulant, foot stomping, foul mouthed child to apologize to you for that offensive outburst and show his remorse by fucking himself with Adam... prter peter

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    4. Now that’s what I call a REAL fantasy come true! Minus the Adam bit, something his Momma should have done to him long ago.

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    5. It's always nice to have a reasonable debate with an intelligent opponent! His well reasoned argument should really bolster his side of the debate!!!

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  22. Warming globes is certainly a hot topic. For example, you miss julie, just got your globes warmed by your sister. Do you think there’s a trend that proves globes are getting warmer over time? As a social scientist, schooled in both warming globes and having your globes warmed, I think you are in an excellent position to speak on the subject of global warming. Which experiment will you next conduct? One in which you see how warm you can make david’s globes, or test how warm your own globes can get? (Hee Hee). Love this post. TL

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    1. Now THIS is the kind of scientific enquiry I fully endorse!

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  23. Years ago (in the 90s obviously), I had a fantasy about being spanked and whipped by Tipper Gore and Hilary Clinton. Perhaps it was inspired by Spy Magazine’s cover of Hilary dressed as a dominatrix.

    I thought I was a big shot because I has a meeting at the White House, then was a bit impolite with the receptionist when being Told to wait. Eventually I was escorted to a room where Tipper put me over her lap and blistered my bottom with a hairbrush. (At one point she was on a campaign to require labeling of CDs with certain lyrics, and she seemed to be a bit of a big bossy bitch type).

    After Tipper finished she made me stand in the corner til Hilary came in with a riding crop. I was put on my hands and knees with my head under Tipper’s skirt while Hilary whipped me.

    Thanks for the reminder. I’ll confess I no longer find Hilary attractive- I hope it’s not her age, but others reasons.

    Next time I watch Fox, I’ll havemore to think about

    - Rosco

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    1. Well, they seem to be dommy, though for me I would have Hillary do the domestic spanking with the hairbrush and Tipper to do the crop spanking.

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    2. I googled for that magazine cover. Hilarious! Then I had to google Tipper also. Came up with “In high school, Gore was the drummer for an all-girl band called the Wildcats.” and that she dumped Al’s ass in 2010 so you have a shot!

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    3. Anonymous - funny that you imagine the implements reversed. I think I associate hairbrushes with big bottomed women and being draped over their laps. I think of thinner women with whips and crops - like my wife Irene.

      Hillary was thinner that Tipper back then. I think I get extra lashes for spelling her name with one l.

      Ms. S J, for me that Spy cover was indeed titillating. The Internet was not yet replete with such images. I really liked the way it took BDSM mainstream, even though leather clothing has not really been a part of our sex life.

      Cheers,

      Rosco

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    4. Always fun to see our kink pop up in mainstream stuff.

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    5. Well, in fact Rosco, i have the same approach, but I didn't know that Hillary was thinner than Tipper, I googled and the photos I got showed that Tipper is thinner than Hillary.

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    6. Just googled the Hillary cover and I have to say....I might have voted for her if that had been her campaign poster!!!!

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  24. We have neighbors who just moved in, a lady and her 3 daughters (13, 18 and 22 years old), the middle one makes sure we have a little chat every time we run into each other in front of the house ever since they moved in 3 years ago (she was 15 then and I was 36,I never paid any attention being as she is a kid for me), but I always stared at her mom's feet as I love feet and stare frequently at ladies feet whenever I meet them, they think I look at the floor because I am shy except one neighbour who I know tells them I look at her in a sexual way but they don't believe her I know because I overheard a small chat between some of the neighborhood ladies during a barbeque.
    Any way coming back to the young girl, I noticed she gets her foot out of her shoes when she meets me and comments they hurt her feet, one day I knocked at their door to return a plate they gave me earlier, I noticed she opened the door for me barefoot after she took off her slipper. She also dangles her flip flops whenever she sees me a calls me to say any nonsense talk.
    How to get rid of this young lady Julie in a smooth way, as I suspect she somehow knows about my foot fetish and also she is very close to confirming her doubt about my slipper spanking fetish.
    I think she has a crush on me and using all means in that direction because it is clear she isn't into spanking and does the feet show to seduce me only because earlier she would open the door for me in her revealing cloth and I notice she just took off her pyjama top and opened the door in her tanks only.
    She is good looking with very nice feet and would spank me if she needs to get to me.
    But she us very young for me and I don't want troubles among the neighborhood

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    1. 18 is fair game. If she wants to slipper your bottom, you better make darned sure that happens! Just be discrete...

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    2. Issue is she isn't into spanking, she wants straight sex.
      She tried her feet after I didn't react to her feminine charms, but I think what she has in mind is giving me a foot job as an introduction to sex.
      I may be able to get her to spank me only as part of sex.

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    3. If you are not married, why not?
      Get the full Monty (spanking, footjob and best of all sex).
      It is clear she will just spank you the first time, she is pursuing sex and if she enjoys it and wants a repeat, only then you can get her to spank you.

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    4. What if she is only after some kissing, a blow job or foot job in this case.
      You could use a good foot job, go for it discretely.

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    5. The little devil got where she wanted me, he mum asked me to help her with her studies in accounting (I am CPA), she did some footsie under the table with her bare feet.
      I just quietly enjoyed.
      She told me a weird comment that some men think they like something while in fact they used to like it because they couldn't get the real thing

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    6. I think she's pretty wrong about fetish. I think some guys will bury their fetish and content themselves with hot vanilla sex, but after the blush wears off, the fetish is still there.

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    7. Well, I get footsie from her, which is a good start. I think she will go up to a foot job, but will not let me lick and suck her feet, max. I can get quick kisses to her feet.
      Any way, it is ok, I am not much into licking and sucking feet though I love long kisses but I adore most footsie and foot job.
      What is for sure she will not spank.
      I think she will go for sex soon.

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    8. "But she us very young for me and I don't want troubles (sic) among the neighborhood."

      Are you shitting me? Run the fuck RUN!!! She may, at 18, legally be "fair game" but she's still 18 and you're pushing fucking 40! FORTY!

      You know what 18-year old teenagers do? They talk. They text. And post on Facebook. And Instagram. And that shit gets out because shit does get out. And when it does - any career you have is over.

      And if she decides to out you, or someone wants to get you, formal charges. An arrest record? An ankle bracelet? Your name on a very public sex offenders list. You want to risk all that?


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    9. Well, you have a point.
      Even if I confine to footsie during study, she will not stop pushing and I won't be safe if I resist.
      It is better to cut early, before it get difficult to quit.

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  25. Like the subject (global warming), so each lady should warm the asses of all nearby men.
    Each lady is assigned a group of men, who every morning line up and enter the spanking room one by one to get their asses warmed.
    In case a lady is absent, her group is distributed over neighbouring ladies.
    This is a real global warming.

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    1. Sounds good! But do the ladies get it on alternate weeks? Maybe only from the Alphas.

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    2. It is a global warming, all deserving asses need to be warmed

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    3. julie, you consider yourself an Alpha, even after Sue made you her toy? ;-)

      -T.

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    4. Alpha Female, totally! Sometimes us Alpha Females need to absorb a sexy spanking to keep the betas salivating ;-)

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  26. I have just heard "Pour que tu m'aimes encore", a song by Jean-Jacques Golman and Celine Dion, and you are really the Celine Dion of the spanking. Where the other singers arrive at their summit, there you start and you live in the sky.

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  27. In your context Julie, Sue is the one in charge of global warming, she spanks you, David and everybody

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  28. Sue is the best spanker ever.

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    1. She spanks you and David, you spank David only. so you are second best.

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    2. Yeah Sue’s got her own blog now called “Tales of my Sister’s Tail”. Mr D

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    3. Couldn't find this blog Julie, is the spelling correct.

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    4. Oh maybe Sue called her new blog “Canuck Caning” or “The switches of Eastwick.” Anyway she describes this great little role play of The Sound of Music where julie is over her knee and has to sing;

      When the belt bites
      When the switch stings
      When I’m feeling sad
      I simply remember my sister in latex
      And then I don’t feel so bad

      Mr D

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    5. Sue doesn't wear latex (that I've seen...)

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    6. Anon: "Sue is the best spanker ever."

      You: "Second best... ;-)"

      Oh, do please tell Sue that!!!

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    7. What, she might agree. She's seen how i smack my hubby's rear end. Pretty darned proficiently!

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  29. Facing the wall, red bottom, naked, knowing if I say anything, move from wall, I will be back over my wife lap so fast turns me on, just the picture does that to me. Don’t know if others feel the same way and really don’t know how much the woman’s enjoys such a view.

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    1. Are you kidding? LOVE THAT VIEW! I also enjoy being super, super strict with him there. When I say DON'T MOVE I mean DON'T MOVE. If I see a fidget, back across my knee, and then start timeout again from the very beginning. I can do this ALL NIGHT, mister!

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    2. My wife has done the same thing, it is worse than the initial spanking. But what is always worse is being seen facing the wall by one of her friends. Once while facing the wall with one of friends their I decided it was time to leave, what a mistake, the friend really enjoyed the show and I wanted to rub so bad, I could not.

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    3. No. Don't leave the corner without permission! Very bad move!

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  30. Once again your the best and a lifesaver. I found the male naked outside, coming to the door naked and finally standing facing the wall with a red bottom, result of being outside naked, or answering the door naked very much satisfying. Until I find that woman who will spank me, I always have a towel while I read and soon masturbate to what you have provided. Thank You Jack

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    1. Well keep that up, jack. But I need to inform you of my rule. If you masturbate to one of my blog posts, and spurt, you need to put it ALL in your mouth and SWALLOW every last drop. Consider it my "paywall".

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    2. Have already done such. One other thought, since your husband asked you to spank him, and knowing that a spanking hurts more after masturbating, do you make him masturbate prior to a spanking or do you do it for him? Jack

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    3. I have done both, but I do prefer him to be very excited during his spankings also!

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  31. Just reread and saw you hate role playing a Fox News woman belt whipping a “libtard”.

    My wife Irene does all kinds of roleplaying, with accents and dressing up etc., but there’s no way she’d do that one.

    Rosco

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  32. As a big fan of yours and devoted follower i have to confess i have had many accidental spills while reading your blog. Unfortunately i didn't know i was breaking your rule about swallowing my spills until just now! i'm obviously in need of discipline. Is there anything i can do to make it right to you?
    Thank You,
    d

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    1. Give yourself a nice hard self-spanking. At least 50 hard swats, repeat each one you do not think would satisfy me. Send me a pic afterwards if you would like! And from now on, I expect you to swallow!

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  33. OMG. i've never done anything like that! Most i've ever given myself is maybe two!
    i will consider each swat imagining your satisfaction (or lack thereof). i will strive for your satisfaction and amusement.
    Thank You Julie,
    d

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  34. Old fashioned PE teachers are the kings of global warming, they would warm an entire class's bottoms all together.
    Sometimes they could do it for 3-4 entire classes the same day.

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  35. I must confess, I am an argumentative liberal lefty, and I believe Sarah Palin and those Fox News commentators are idiots whose denial of climate science is reprehensible. That being said, I would be lying if I said I didn’t find the idea of being punished by a woman like that for my liberal views arousing. I have, in fact, been spanked by my wife for being overly argumentative about politics. Not for having the views I have, but for being overly argumentative in social settings. I have a fantasy in which I disobey a warning from my wife to avoid politics and I get in a heated argument with one of her girlfriends. Fed up, my wife takes me over her knee and gives me a bare bottomed spanking right in front of her friend, who smiles smugly to see me put in my place. I then have to apologize to the friend and promise not to argue with her any more. The feeling of unfairness at being humiliated that way in front of a political opponent would be intense, but that would make it all the more erotic.

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    1. Well, we shall RESPECTFULLY disagree on climate change I suppose. Right? ;-)

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  36. Yes, Ma’am! ;-)

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  37. In an early message a spankee spoke of shame and embarrassment when getting spanked----each to his/her own---but my wife and I have a great marriage---but for certain infrequent conducts on my part--I get my naked butt paddled and it hurts and most of all i deserve it cause she puts up with alot----so while my baRE BUTT HURTS there is no shame or embarrassment as only she and I know----Is any guy shamed by his own wife paddling his bare butt???? after all she is HIS WIFE

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    1. It should be shameful that a grown man needs to be spanked like a child!

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