david's Doctor's Visit

My husband had his annual physical the other day. That's always a fun time of the year, when a woman he barely knows strips him bare and sticks her finger up his bum!

His Doctor is really my Doctor. For the longest time he skipped any sort of medical checkups. In fact, until I put my foot down the last Doctor he had seen was his pediatrician. One day I just made him an appointment for him with my (Female) Doctor and that was that. He has been going once a year ever since.

Since david has a family history of prostate cancer, the examination has invariably included a PSA blood test in advance, and a finger up his bum during. While he is embarrassed by these things as they happen, he actually quite looks forward to it. The only thing he really fears is an erection in advance of the proceedings, because then the Doctor will know for sure what's on his dirty little mind. I think he worries that she'll make a little note in his file (like in the Seinfeld episode) and send him to a male Doctor. Would serve the perv right ;-)

A couple of years ago there was a different Nurse, and her instructions to him were to get undressed and to put on the paper gown hanging behind the door. Now david told me that he was unsure if that meant all the way undressed, or to keep his underpants on underneath the robe. He told me that he took everything off and then sat and waited. But then he started getting an erection, so he chickened out and slipped his underwear on and then thought of math problems!

Last year there was a new Nurse who told him to "strip to his skivvies" (her words) and wait in the examination room. The same was expected this year.

I gave him my own orders, though. I told him that this year I required him to put on the paper gown, with nothing underneath. I told him I wanted him totally bare under the loose thin paper gown.

He complained that he would get an erection! I told him that he had better just keep his mind off sexy things in that case.

Well, my boy followed through and he told me about the experience.

As expected, the Nurse told him to "strip to his skivvies". But instead of doing that, he undressed completely and put on the paper examination gown. Then he sat there on the examination table, feet dangling. He told me he had to sit delicately and to adjust the gown carefully so as not to leave any gaps.

He said the worst part was just sitting there, because his erection came and went. As soon as he thought about what he was doing and what might happen, the erection came. He then had to distract himself mightily for it to subside again. He was left there for about 5 minutes, he judges. During that time, he noticed that the room had been prepared by either the Nurse or the Receptionist, and that part of the preparation involved the laying out, in full view on a table at the base of the examination bed, and with nothing else laid out on that same table, an industrial sized tube of lube. david said he imagined the Nurse or Receptionist snickering as she read the charts for the next patient and laid out the necessaries for a digital rectal examination of my young man by his pretty female Doctor.

Maybe it's just because I'm so immature, but I think it's wonderful fun that ALL the staff know what happens to my dear husband in the examination room.

I know if I worked as a Receptionist in a Female Doctor's office I would make it a point to smirk at the male patients as they walked gingerly out the door!

Then the Nurse bustled into the room and closed the door. We guessed she wasn't too fussed about the skivvies versus the gown, because she said nothing about it. Maybe she thought he had skivvies on under the gown, and he was just being especially bashful that day?

She made him stand and go to the scale. First he had to step up on the scale and to face away to get weighed. As he stood there, he said he steeled himself and allowed the robe to part in back so the Nurse could see his bare butt! Bad boy!

Good thing I took mercy on him and didn't mark up his bottom with my strap and make it blush with my paddle before his appointment. Otherwise the Doctor and Nurse, who both would have seen the evidence of his well-spanked bottom firsthand, and the young female Receptionist, who would no doubt have been told about it afterwards, would have all enjoyed quite a good laugh at his expense!!! I wonder if they have a protocol they need to follow for cases of suspected spousal abuse? Perhaps we'll have to find out next year?

He was then told to turn and face outwards so that his height could be measured. david said he could start feeling the erection rise. In fact, he says the erection started rising the moment he stepped on the scale and decided to put on a peep show for the nurse. After he turned, he said it felt semi hard, but he did not know if he was tenting his paper gown or not, as he did not dare to look down. At any rate, the Nurse kept up a comfortable banter, and made no mention of his lack of skivvies, his bare butt, or any semi-erection she might or might not have spotted. Then she left and david was instructed to sit and wait for the Doctor, as she would be along shortly.

david once again willed his erection to go away by completely distracting himself.

The Doctor came in and gave him his usual examination. She kept him covered with the gown the whole time, and never saw or touched his genitals at all. At a certain point in the exam, she told him "time for the fun part" (literally, according to him!).

His Doctor does not do him like the above. Rather, she has him roll over onto his side, and put his knees to his chest. Then she parts the robe good and wide so his bare bottom is nicely on display and accessible. I also happen to know from personal experience that his balls poke out between his legs when he is knee to chest. I'm sure his Doctor got a proper eye full.

He says she lubed him and her and then inserted the finger telling him to just relax and breathe. She felt around in there and gave david the "blow by blow", proclaiming his prostate big and soft and smooth and perfectly healthy as she rooted around in there.

At this time, david did give himself permission to get a bit of an erection, as he felt that such might be a normal male reaction in such a situation. I did not know he could control it to such an extent. He says it's all about what you think about.

The Doctor pulled out and then used a wipe to clean his bumhole off.

He was then told they were all done and to sit up while she wrote out a prescription for him (he takes cholesterol lowering medications - bad genes I guess - it's high even when he eats clean).

david told me he definitely had an erection right after the rectal exam, especially as he could still feel the goop squishing around in his hole as he sat. But he kept his hands on his lap, pushing it down so the Doctor would not notice (she probably did - I certainly would have - I always know when a guy is hiding a hard-on. It's something about the way they hunch over, and the look in their eyes. I don't think he was fooling anyone, least of all his experienced Doctor who gave him that hard-on.)

Well that was his Doctor's office adventure. After he told me about it, I took him across my knee and gave him a good hard spanking for exposing his bare bottom to the Nurse. I definitely DID NOT ask him to do that.

 After his spanking I made him sit on his sore bare bottom and write out for me 100 times:

"I must not display my bare bottom to the Nurse without my Wife's permission"
"I must not display my bare bottom to the Nurse without my Wife's permission"
"I must not display my bare bottom to the Nurse without my Wife's permission"
"I must not display my bare bottom to the Nurse without my Wife's permission"

"I must not display my bare bottom to the Nurse without my Wife's permission"
"I must not display my bare bottom to the Nurse without my Wife's permission"
...

It was then back across my knee for the hairbrush. Five very strict strokes for every line he messed up in any way whatsoever. He got 155. I'm very picky.

Then it was off to the living room where he was forcibly MADE to display his bare spanked bottom for a good half hour.

 Bad Boy!