Level with me you fellas out there. Yes massage is beneficial, and good for you, and relieves stress, and, and, and, and... BUT, the main reason you do it is to get a pretty 20-something-year-old to touch your butt. Am I right? C'mon. He always specifies "female therapist, please". And he tells me that when he fills out the form he always mixes "glutes" in there as a "special focus area". Like, have you any areas you would like us to focus on? Oh yeah, ahem, "neck, shoulders, lower back, glutes, calves." As if we didn't notice the "glutes" jumbled in there. Like going to the drugstore and buying chips, batteries, condoms, Gatorade, razors. Yeah, we know the condoms are in there, perv!
He says how he sometimes gets erections when face down and a pretty young thing has bared half his butt and is rubbing it. Sometimes he even admits to erections when face up, as she rubs his thighs. Nothing these gals haven't seen 1000 times. Older, rich, white males versus young Latin women eking out a living doing massage at a hotel spa. Power imbalance much?
Anyhoo, he was due for his massage earlier today. He wanted to be there 30 minutes early to enjoy the facilities. One hour before we were both in our room dressed only in our hotel robes. I went to the bathroom and got the baby oil and the wooden clothes brush the hotel helpfully supplies for just this situation (I mean, who brushes clothes, anyways?).
"Across my lap," I told him, sitting down on our couch.
"I have a massage coming up," he told me. Oh I knew.
I lifted up his robe, baring his bottom, and proceeded to spank him with my hand. After a few dozen strokes I picked up the clothes brush and repeatedly walloped his backside.
"Please, honey!" he begged. "I have a massage. My butt will be marked!"
"Yes it will," I told him.
Once I had achieved a satisfactory dusky red hue I grabbed his genitals from between his legs and roughly pulled them up behind and made him lock his thighs together.
I reached for the baby oil and lubed him up, then proceeded to hand job him.
"You can go to your massage with a red ass and a limp dick," I told him as I rubbed his cock. "I won't have you terrorizing those young Latin massage therapists. You're an old white male and they'll get a kick out of seeing you with a red ass and a limp dick!"
I rubbed him until he came, then made him shower and sent him for his massage.
Later he reported back that his red ass was not commented on, and that his penis did not stir at all during his massage. Boo boo. Serves him right, dirty old white man.
Very nice move Julie.
ReplyDeleteThese latin Americans are used to spanking, most households there use the chinelo or chancletas to discipline their children.
Not sure about adults, but many moms there discipline their children this way, so these ladies know how to deliver real spankings.
The the masseuse would have recognized a spanked bottom when she saw it!
DeleteYes, hopefully david doesn't ask them to spank him.
DeleteOh, I would not mind. The more spankings for him, from the most women possible, the better!
DeleteYou’re 100% right. For a heterosexual male there’s totally a sexual element to getting naked and being massaged by an attractive woman even if there’s no genital touching. Much better than being massaged by a man. Where’s the fun in that? He’s admitted as much by confessing to having erections. Wonder if the girls offer a secret hand or blow job for cash? Depends on the resort I guess but in a fancy Latin American beach resort it’s got to be at least a possibility.
ReplyDeleteWhat??? No way? I hope...
DeleteServes him right for sure. Next time put his cock cage on too to match his spanked ass. No happy endings for him! He’s owned.
ReplyDeleteHis limp dick guaranteed no happy ending. His recovery time is several hours at least.
DeleteJulie, you are so mean to poor David. All you said is true but as Robyn always told me, she does not care where I get hungry as long as I eat at home. By going there David was getting himself ready for you.
ReplyDeletearchedone
Good point!
DeleteIn the post I played it up as if it was an insult to the girls for this to happen. Maybe so. But if it was ME being the masseuse I would make it a point to send all those old rich white guys home to their wives with a big hard-on!
Very nice you are a wonderful wife.
ReplyDeleteCaring so much about him.
How did he himself "like" to have a red bum during the massage? Is this a turnon for him?
No. He gets legit embarrassed. Plus, with the handjob before, there were no sexy thoughts left.
DeleteI would not go, having a red bottom, she would know even though nothing would be said. Just knowing what she might be thinking is bad enough. Jack
ReplyDeleteOh he's going, even if I have to drag him there by his ear. No money back if you cancel last minute.
DeleteMy wife agrees with you, added she would tell her any moves, free to address the problem. Jack
DeleteMrs Julie if have cancel tell hubby ya just take it out on his already sore butt with harder spanking or ya have him be spanked by female massage lady for lost of wages and time
DeleteShould have sent him in some panties, I suppose no "stirring" during the massage was punishment enough.
ReplyDeleteKarl
Yes, he didn't get to have his usual "fun".
DeleteI am going to agree in part here. I’ll confess I’m not comfortable with a masseur and will only employ a masseuse.
ReplyDeleteBut my desire to have my glutes massaged, especially on the left side, really is therapeutic due to decades old issues. With a new masseuse, however, I’m reluctant to ask and usually do not,
I do get a regular massage every three months locally from a woman who’s both attractive and fine with touching that area, so it works out rather well. And I do think about her going even further, massaging my balls or putting her finger inside my bottom - but I guess that’s just the way I think.
I don’t think Irene would want to send me over there with a red bottom or other markings - but I suppose it could happen.
Rosco
"therapeutic"
DeleteI think what you did to him was better than a massage. It's hotter than a pretty masseuse.
ReplyDeleteYes!
DeleteAs usual, I must be the exception. I hate being touched by people I don't know and barely tolerate it with those I do. I don't do massages and I used to put a table between myself and 'dancers' at friends' bachelor parties. At work, I used to occasionally have these females out to cajole something from me do that 'cat thing' women sometimes do......and I hated it and told them to keep their distance ( LOL #male-metoo ) Besides, with my back problems Rosa would probably paddle me to get me to go to one instead of trying to deter any ulterior motives. Left to my own choices, I'd never go for a massage on a vacation........I'd be too busy doing stuff.
ReplyDeleteMr. Grumpy Pants
Delete:-)
LOL. Well, like I've said before, you need me for balance and perspective. How many "Oh Great Goddess of Canada, you should beat David with barbed wire and dress him in a zebra costume with the crotch cut out so you can see his caged, wax-encrusted genitals....after you've hit his balls with a sledgehammer and invite his entire high school reunion class to see him."-type comments can you possibly handle? LOL
DeleteLove ya. ;-)
Ditto
DeleteGood for you, Julie. On the other side, I have been spanked before a massage, but not jerked off..... you think of everything.
ReplyDeleteI am very clever... :-)
DeleteI send my diaper sissy to get a massage with a thick pink diaper and plastic panties with ruffles. All the girls know and laugh at him!
ReplyDeleteGoddess Gretchen
Good plan!
DeleteHot Julie! You should go to the resort store and get David a g string. Then bring him to the beach with a striped bottom for all to see and talk about! Did you bring his cock cage?
ReplyDeleteI did not. But I like having him on his tummy on the beach, pulling his suit up a bit into his crack, and massaging his butt possessively.
DeleteWC here. Well if I were there he would have a striped bottom on display for all too see
DeleteMmmm. Sexy!
DeleteShould have spanked him harder, or used an implement that would leave more lasting marks. Wire coat hanger? Buckle end of a belt?
ReplyDeleteOoh... buckle end of belt...
Delete¡Viva la revolución del proletariado femenino en América del Sur!
ReplyDeleteThat kind of naïve painting *:
The old rich Americans join the airport. They are crying as they carry at the end of a trembling hand, a small gift package where the club masseuses have arranged their balls. They are instructed to bring the box back to their mothers.
Their funny and stupid wives received each such blisterings (no swatting here) on their bare butts that heat alarms at the airport sound on their approach. Given the abnormal level of heat emanating from under their beach dresses, the controllers force them to lift their skirts for verification. Their mouths tighten with humiliation.
*like Jill Mulleady, born in Montevideo, Uruguay and raised in Buenos Aires, Argentina. She lives and work in Los Angeles, California.
Nice art! Sexy too.
DeleteBut my, what an extreme mind. Poor men! The women had it coming, though.
My wife and I go for couples massages for all the mentioned reasons. Not a turn on for her during the massage that is therapeutic for her and me but also a bit of a turn on for me as well. She likes hearing about it later knowing there was no happy ending but there is on occasion some accidental contact.
ReplyDeleteHand brushing balls?
DeleteHow about sending david to his massage wearing on of those cute metal butt plugs with a red plastic rose on the 'public' end of the plug? His own little secret garden...
ReplyDeleteToo sexual! I think a nice bruised butt is nicely ambiguous...
DeleteSpoilsport !
ReplyDeleteSensible!
DeleteMy ! It's his real thighs and dick !
ReplyDeleteNo. But similar!
DeleteNew concern for the masseuse ... OMG! a battered husband! I have to report it ...
ReplyDeleteYes! Ha ha!
DeleteCute story and obviously very effective!
ReplyDeleteGraham
Oh yes
DeleteIf you consider trying a new implement (slipper), latin America is the best place for that, slipper is the most popular spanking implement there.
ReplyDeleteYou can buy Ipanema, Haviannas or other local brands of heavy / stingy slippers or sandals there.
Even if you don't like spanking with a slipper, it is still the best place to buy summer slippers / sandals to wear in your normal life, and in this case you don't have to pay much attention to the slipper sole spanking abilities , just buy the one that looks nice in your feet.
Good advice!
DeleteLove it, go on Julie.
ReplyDeleteSpank his ass with the curtain pulls, these are good spanking sticks but be sure the hotel has the heavy ones so they burn his ass and feet if you decide to give him a few bastinado stroke for kick his feet while getting spanked lying on the bed.
They are generally too long. Need a room with shorter windows!
DeleteThey are usually about 90-120 cm.
DeleteOr the ones you have are longer.
Any way, if not interested to try them, try other hotel room items you find.
Perhaps wooden cloth hangers, any cord.
Buy Brazilian spanking slippers from a nearby shop, these countries use the slipper spanking a lot.
You can tie a doubled up or even singke phone cord to a curtain pull, it will make a nice whip for his back.
DeleteOr butt!
DeleteSee this spanking clip with curtain rods.
Deletehttps://www.spankingtube.com/video/93884/naughty-boy-blue-s-comical-gyrations-under-miss-penny-s-misery-maker
Latin America is a good place for spanking.
ReplyDeleteI love it, Latin ladies are very sexy with big boobs and round backside.
They wear haviannas that show their lovely feet.
Also, most ladies there know how to spank good.
Well that's exciting!
DeleteDid you try their slipper spankings, I wish to try the latin slipper spanking.
DeleteI get the British slipper spanking, which is those plimsols or the closed old fashioned ones, or the carpet slippers.
But never got a latin spanking with haviannas or Ipanema like those i see in the spanking sites.
Should try it.
DeleteVery sexy, Miss Julie. A couple of years ago, my girlfriend gave me a punishment spanking before we spent the day with friends. I was squirming and my ass was red and sore all day.
ReplyDeleteJust knowing that she could pull down my pants at any time and show her friends my spanked ass was incredibly erotic. Part of me is disappointed that she didn't make me do it.
I would have, in a second!
Deletemassage & spankings sound like fun time if ask me i been wanting massage & a good spanking from female
ReplyDeletethere massage place by me one even add no sexual favor lol regular massage place it is
well hubby was giving himself a massage after ya spank him massage his own butt which any person who got spanked would massage own butt too from pain lol
so Mrs Julie where do we line up for a massage and spanking fromMrs Julie the special kind
I enjoy massaging my husband and giving him happy endings. I also enjoy watching other women do that to him as well, but then he has to pay a price after, with a spanking in front of the massage girl.
DeleteForget it guys, she is not into slipper spanking.
ReplyDeleteCheck other blogs interested in slipper spanking.
https://domesticdiscipline.info/sandals/
Good advice! It's not that I'm against it, just not a fetish of mine or my husbands.
DeleteThe concept of a zebra costume for David found its way into my libido where david appears disguised as a zebra in a bottomless costume, butt already well flogged. You, are dressed in a magnificent stallion costume with a prominent and vigorous gold member. It is for david's zebra-striped ass to escape your advances ...
ReplyDeleteNice!
DeleteHaha, poor david. You should have sent him for his massage in his chastity cage!
ReplyDeleteOh, yes!
DeleteGo on spank him Julie every time you get back in the room, also don't forget to give him a long hard bedtime spanking.
ReplyDeleteIf there is a nearby shop, take him shopping for a hair brush or slipper, make sure they know it will be used on his ass.
You can ask the sales woman which slipper is good for spanking, she will ask about your children, answer her it is for my husband.
Most women shopkeepers love seeing an embarrassed husband like that.
DeleteMs Julie to answer your questions when going for a therapeutic massage I always ask for a woman (hopefully attractive), assume full nudity is permitted, ask for special attention to buttocks and thighs, assume that sporting an erection is a normal and natural physiological response and politely enquire if extra services are available. I believe this is all typical enough for most men. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteWhat's your success rate for extra services in various settings? Just curious.
DeleteYou should have made him wear bra and panties with a nice tampon up the butt to his massage.
ReplyDeleteThat would have really let the masseuse who is in charge.
I prefer the cock cage. Strict wife saying he can get a massage, but only if...
DeleteMy wife has had me feminized and in a cock cage for more than 10 years. If I want to ejaculate it is from her strapon penetrating me anally. It only comes off for weekly cleaning and if I even hint at a full erection, I get more than just a "taste" of the STRAP across my panties. I crave my wife being the IN CHARGE BOSS and am so lucky.
ReplyDeleteMistress Julie, I've some time on.my hands this afternoon. So, I'm re reading some of my favorite blog entries of your's. This one is a gem. Short and sweet. You tell david how it's going to be, paddle his ass thoroughly, then jerk him off. He may not have had the sensory experience with his masseuse he anticipated. But, he sure had a memorable and, I trust, most satisfying, sensory experience at your hands. lars
ReplyDeleteMy dominant X had a dirty mind and sometimes would give me a massage bent over the sink with her strap on dildo completely up my ass grinding away while massaging my back and shoulders. She enjoyed watching my contorting face working a dildo into me and seeing my changing expressions as a relaxed during a massage. She would stop for a while take a break and start screwing me bringing back some pain so she could watch my facial expressions in the mirror. She also kept the spaghetti whip, a 21 strand whip made of leather spaghetti strands 18 inches long flogger That stung like bees when it struck your flesh. The massage gave me a certain amount of pleasure but she made sure that my rear end in my back were complemented with pain and screwed with a dildo. It’s amazing how fascinated women are with mirrors.
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